obv
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean uh <3
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck you Richie Benaud for ruining the thread title.
Fuck you Chris Gayle's dying mum for ensuring this will be the most one-sided Frank Worrell Trophy series ever.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck you Channel Nine for hyping up Sunday night's exhibition Twenty20 game as "THE RETURN OF SHANE WARNE" when the big man will just be there to plug his poker exploits and bowl a lazy over or two before sitting back with some Nandos for dinner.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
^^sounds like an ideal lifestyle to me
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
he'll also do an advanced hair promo, no doubt.
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Bollinger in teh test team btw
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that man
was MINCE
for worcestershire
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
get alister mcdermott in there NOW srsly
srsly?
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
he has the genes, the hair, and the two WI wickets on FC debut
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
also he is not BURT COCKLEY now there was some NSFW bias if ever i've seen it
another uggers australian test player..http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2009/01/03/svBOLLINGER_wideweb__470x306,0.jpg
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
we do have the ugliest crickers tho
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol peter 'keith miller' siddle
anyway how dya know he's in the team
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/cricket/2009/11/19/1258219914337.html
^^
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
yes i saw that but do you really think they're gonna drop HILFY when it comes to the TEAM
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean he looks like he is always abt to burst into tears you cannot drop him it wd be too sad
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
hilfy is ugly too iirc?
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
xp lol he does
tbh some rubbish unknown queenslander with a saffer name has just smashed and i mean smashed his first ever fc ton off the WI 'attack' so i doubt you're going to be worrying abt the batting too much
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
tru. and no Gayle
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah. also bollinger is being notably rubbish against LITTLE TASMANIA who dont have ponting or jamie cox now there was a batsman i remember fondly
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link
a LEGEND of the SHEFFIELD SHIELD, forsooth
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/102001/030791.jpg
truly a man bigger than the sport he played
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
bedtime
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
btw i'm happy Richie is back. Maybe they can off Healy now
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^this
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
think they should push SLATS as the new main man tbh
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I think SLATS would love that
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
SLATS is an enjoyable and agreeable type of fellow. It would be great.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
The bigger cancer in the commentary box is Tubby. While he still remains, Heals is nothing more than a banana bending annoyance.
liposuction
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't believe u dont h8 healz tbh
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw
http://i47.tinypic.com/24eqcxy.jpg
― wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Hating Heals would be like hating a mentally challenged person.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
a cuntish mentally challenged person
― wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, you really hate Queenslanders, bro.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
A: no, what does happen to nosy parkers.
― estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link
^___^
― wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
e, do you think liposuction is an ideal preparation for a series of test matches?
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i find it baffling, i saw the headlines and decided not to read the stories.
― estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Most stories in the Australian media these days are about how high school teachers have been caught in intimate relationships with students, therefore, you are not missing much.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol warnie opening the attack here w/ krejza! tight in the first over, somewhat less so this one
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Sunday, 22 November 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link
he's commentating on himself now. it's the role he was born to play!
wicket maiden from mgrath was so classic.
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Sunday, 22 November 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/11/21/benaud_wideweb__470x302,0.jpg
― wilter, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at mcgrath shutting warne down re warne wanting to go to slip
― wilter, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
3/18!!!
bring the BIG MAN back!!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Big prediction: Australia's current bowling attack will prove to be shit. But not as shit as the Windies krew overall.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Mite go on satdi
― wilter, Thursday, 26 November 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't like how "Pup" fields without a cap - that kind of shit needs to be stamped out and banned from the game.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think we'll see Peter Siddle at The Ivy tonight btw.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link
As an aside, I just saw that my subtle vandalism of the Wikipedia entry for Red Rooster is still up there!
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link
The Karachi Globetrotters are down for 4/32 - this could be an early night!
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
well that was the least exciting ODI series so far this year
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Ryan "The Joker" Harris - where did these mad bowling skillz come from?
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link
swear to christ brayshaw is the worst cricket commentator i've ever heard. not everything's a fucken sportsman's night u tool!!
― greasy joes mobile disco (haitch), Friday, 29 January 2010 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Come on, it's a dead rubber in Perth. It's slightly better than having to hear Tubbs and Heals yalk crap.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
That said, Brayshaw was far too descriptive when discussing Cameron White's "soft" hands.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6961/picture2gz.png
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 January 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link
loooool
― jabba hands, Saturday, 30 January 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Afridi somehow makes life interesting despite a 5-0 whitewash.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
mate i just tackled a bloke at the cricket
its cool bro he wasn't aussie
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
A Special Commonwealth Bank Series Edition of Up-The-Arse Corner:
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/113500/113586.2.jpg
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 February 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Twenty20 at the 'G! With special guest commentator Shane Warne!
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 February 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago) link
GO HUSS LOOK AT THAT ONE GO
he's gonna have a bit of a job here, mind you
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
tait going @ 160 here, jesus f'n christ
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link
3/13, fucken love tait
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha! oh, poor pakistan, effigies will be burned back home tonight!!
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, LJ - wherever you are!
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
It's raining and Nine have exhausted their emergency stockpile of Two and a Half Men episodes - so here's a Australia vs England T20 match from '07?
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 February 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the worst summer of Cricket...ever!
― Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 February 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Not even David Warner's 50 off 18 balls could save this summer.
And thus endeth the boredom.
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.australianmusichistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mugsgame.gif
― eau de humanity (haitch), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
ya gotta lol @ the Clarke/Bingle situation
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/ring-of-fear-frantic-call-to-plumbers-in-the-night-20100313-q532.html
― wilter, Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda lol but mostly...LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
― oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link