A Farewell to Beige, Cream and Off-White Jackets: The Official Cape of Good Hope 2009/10 Cricket Season Thread

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this is the best team performance by the west indies for over a decade btw

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf is pato - does he realise he's not banned or what

ted mulry gang gang dance (haitch), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

lolol we have a contest here!

ted mulry gang gang dance (haitch), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link

bah

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Nobody told me I was unbanned, alright.

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't believe that people think Test Cricket is dying btw.

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link

btw lol at south australia thinking they were organising a wise declaration

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Sunday, 13 December 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA EAT THAT NSFW

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Monday, 14 December 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey Pato, if you want to see a bowling attack reduced to tears, take a shufti at that India-SL ODI!!

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link

A lazy run rate of 8.64 an over!

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm watching it on Just1n.tv! It's mental! Like in Wolfenstein 3D where you enter a room full of SS officers and marvel at how many you can minigun

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

lol time for the PowerPlay

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

In two consecutive overs, an India batsman, not content with ridiculous quantities of runs, has smashed the ball back at a SL bowler and injured him

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Odds for India to win this one are now 1.02/1 btw.

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Always looking for a punt, that 'un!

Oh god, a free hit

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

HE'S OUT

The 200 dream is over, but is the 500?

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

What's going on? This isn't in the script!

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

lol collapse lol

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link

THE KFC BIGGER BASH IS COMING!!

A 8-team city-based Australian Twenty20 League!!

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i did not watch the sri lanka innings, but wtf o_O

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Cricinfo headline: "India clinch high-scoring humdinger"

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit @ that scorecard

jabba hands, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Well well well, look who's on Cricinfo's live commentary!

10.23 am: Fred Nerk's pleased that Hauritz is playing. Actually strike that, he's pleased Steve smith isn't. "Glad Steve Smith isn't in the side. He looked good in the CLT20, but throwing someone that inexperienced in would see him go the same way as McGain, Casson, Krejza, etc. He needs more work with Warnie. Having said that, he is the best post-Warne/MacGill spinner I've yet seen."

ILX not good enough eh?

Picking Steve Smith would have been yet more insane NSFW bias, is the issue here. He's another batsman-spinner! Another Cameron White.

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey Pato and Louis, I just saw the WEST END REDBACKS at ADL airport just before. News must be slow because there were 80 million media ppl there to film their arrival.

Also they have a few tubby fuxx in that team

wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link

also fyi during my stint I've grown to appreciate Dr Tim's cans (hadn't heard of it before I arrived)

wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link

hi wilter:D

estela, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr. Tim's is quite good - apparently he invented it because he couldn't drink bottles of Sparkling Ale on the golf course!

Yes, there is never much happening in tha ADL in terms of news (not involving shallow bush graves). And yes, the Sudaustralien Redbacks have a proud tradition of tubby fuxx (Hello Boof, if you're out there sinking a few).

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link

HEY, E!

wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.smh.com.au/2009/12/17/979325/test2300-300x368.jpg

It's no Deano vs Ambrose, that's for sure...it's better!

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link

want a gif and loop of benn staring out haddin while looking as disgusted as a human being has looked

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponting declaring five runs short of the world record for the highest score in an innings with no century = worst captain ever.

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^agreed, that fucking pissed me off. A 99 and 3 80s! This is almost as bad as that time India were gonna do it and go a whole series without anyone hitting a ton and then Anil Kumble got a fucking hundred

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

gayle killing it

jabba hands, Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link

that was one of the 3 or 4 biggest sixes i have ever seen

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

boom! 100 off 70 :D

oh....and gone

jabba hands, Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

laaaaaame

now watch as the WI make a disappointing 400

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Benn, 28, has a reputation for belligerence, and Australian batsman Marcus North on Thursday night described him as "an unusual guy".

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 December 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

bravo to the age for the 'surly man benn to be banned' headline, kudos

mississippi butt hurt (haitch), Friday, 18 December 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

c Watson b Bollinger
c Hussey b Johnson
c Hussey b Bollinger
c Watson b Johnson

o_O

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

algy met a bear
a bear met algy
the bear had a bulge
the bulge was algy

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

400 was p-optimistic, as tom ewing or cankles might say

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Something of a moral victory for the WI that Ricky's coming in at 9!!

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Ricky Ponting's average batting at 9: 2!! Whaddaplaya

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

It was decided between work colleagues today that Ricky Ponting is even worse than Kim Hughes as captain.

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 December 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

australia may be about to win this test but there is nothing more ;_; in sport than an entire wicket celebration that gets overturned, especially if it is ur first test wicket

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda ;_; but mostly XD

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lol...possibly it's even more ;_; when it happens again for your 2nd?!

jabba hands, Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

bollinger is a bit tasty. he was so bad for worcestershire a few years ago! now he makes mitchell johnson look like a piechucker

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha that is the best shot ever <3 these gutsy windians tbh

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link


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