A Farewell to Beige, Cream and Off-White Jackets: The Official Cape of Good Hope 2009/10 Cricket Season Thread

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^^^agreed, that fucking pissed me off. A 99 and 3 80s! This is almost as bad as that time India were gonna do it and go a whole series without anyone hitting a ton and then Anil Kumble got a fucking hundred

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

gayle killing it

jabba hands, Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link

that was one of the 3 or 4 biggest sixes i have ever seen

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

boom! 100 off 70 :D

oh....and gone

jabba hands, Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

laaaaaame

now watch as the WI make a disappointing 400

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Benn, 28, has a reputation for belligerence, and Australian batsman Marcus North on Thursday night described him as "an unusual guy".

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 December 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

bravo to the age for the 'surly man benn to be banned' headline, kudos

mississippi butt hurt (haitch), Friday, 18 December 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

c Watson b Bollinger
c Hussey b Johnson
c Hussey b Bollinger
c Watson b Johnson

o_O

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

algy met a bear
a bear met algy
the bear had a bulge
the bulge was algy

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

400 was p-optimistic, as tom ewing or cankles might say

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Something of a moral victory for the WI that Ricky's coming in at 9!!

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Ricky Ponting's average batting at 9: 2!! Whaddaplaya

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

It was decided between work colleagues today that Ricky Ponting is even worse than Kim Hughes as captain.

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 December 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

australia may be about to win this test but there is nothing more ;_; in sport than an entire wicket celebration that gets overturned, especially if it is ur first test wicket

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda ;_; but mostly XD

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lol...possibly it's even more ;_; when it happens again for your 2nd?!

jabba hands, Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

bollinger is a bit tasty. he was so bad for worcestershire a few years ago! now he makes mitchell johnson look like a piechucker

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha that is the best shot ever <3 these gutsy windians tbh

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously. awesome doomed heroics here!

jabba hands, Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like they're having a party about the fact they can compete w/ the australians, before their defeat has been quite concerned, like a birthday bash in a hospice

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

oh my god this is gonna become heartbreaking soon. they may even get within 50 ;_;

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link

or nay

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

even the 10 and 11 are fighting, this is too much

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

THERE'S NOTHING ON THE HOT SPOT

BUT HE NICKED IT

DIDN'T HE

http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/907.png

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 December 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

the ball had a hot spot on it, i think!

jon goin hamm (haitch), Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link

watson is such a spanner!

wilter, Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Steven Smith? Do I smell NSFW BIAS?

uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 December 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, tbh

good to see watson make an even bigger tit out of himself yesterday

jon goin hamm (haitch), Sunday, 27 December 2009 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link

srs

wilter, Sunday, 27 December 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The England stream isn't working. So I'm watching BIG BASH

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Ross Taylor and Dwayne Bravo teaching the Aussies how to BASH!

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

KFC BIG BASH I think you'll find.

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 December 2009 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link

My bad.

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey Hughsie! Got you a KFC Toasted Pocketful!

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't forget the KFC Backyard Bucket.

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 December 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Let us take you back to 1986 when the LEGENDARY Timmy Zoehrer makes his ODI debut for Australia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBNScXh-9kc

Bowled middle stump for 11 by Kapil Dev!

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 December 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

screw you, abdur rauf....YOU DROPPED THE SCRIPT

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Shahid Afridi: is he the Greatest South Australian since Boof?

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Magiiiiiiiiic Johnson!!

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

imo daniel christian and kieran pollard need a bit of credit too xp

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Kieran Pollard is defintely the best South Australian of West Indian origin since Gary Sobers, true.

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

And that's the test! Another triumph!

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

FIVE WICKETS
FIVE WICKETS
FIVE WICKETS
FIVE WICKETS
FIVE WICKETS

http://images.smh.com.au/2009/12/30/1005018/hauritz3002-300x368.jpg

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the swanner >>>>>>>>>>>> the hauricane

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link

No wonder you have been SB'd at least 153 times.

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Here's an interesting T/S of great Australian cricketers and their reading habits for you: Stuart MacGill reading 24 novels on tour vs Adam Gilchrist reading Karl Marx on tour.

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Was GILLY a wine-tasting expert? Did he have a WELSH MIDDLE NAME? Thought not.

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

It takes a man of socialist courage to battle his way past TIMMY ZOEHRER to get the wicketkeeping gloves for Western Australia.

Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link


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