A Farewell to Beige, Cream and Off-White Jackets: The Official Cape of Good Hope 2009/10 Cricket Season Thread

lol mitchell's come good again has he

jabba would be getting his money's worth after all!

helluva catch from haddin

HAUUUURIIIIITZZZZZZ

He took a bullet for the team there!

5/77 YESSSSSSS

honestly cannot believe what i am watching

Everyone's favourite yellow ute driver strikes again!

my nerves are shot

yessss the HOT SPOT tells it like it is

this is unfolding like some kind of sisyphean nightmare

if pakistan lose they should be kicked out of world cricket forever for being pissweak

― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:20 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

this entire post bears repeating

You're right, only England can really pull off this type of performance.

Oh Umar. I thought you were better than the others.

Umar Error

oh crikey I gotta go leave and catch the train home in four mins

LOL THEY PAK'N IT IN

this is genuinely disgusting

get out of test cricket you scandalous morons

BOWLED OUT ON A FLAT TRACK IN 38 FUCKING OVERS

PAKISTAN YOU TAKE THE FUCKING COOKIE JAR

http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/great_escape.jpg

LOL that was some craven fucken cricket i saw today, LJ otm, what a bunch of chokers. game-changing performance from kamran akmal tbh. but yeah got my money's worth i guess!

felt highly visible as a neutral when everyone around me was screaming and losing their shit and i was remaining seated, politely clapping. think i got away with it! phew.

lucky that you didn't get outed as a pom or even worse, south african

South Australia proves yet again that it is the greatest state in the world with another KFC BIG BASH triumph, this time over the HATED Victorians, even recalling the great days of Aussie Rules State of Origin Football.

South Australia IS the greatest state in the world! And they'll prove it in a) the KFC BIG BASH GRAND FINAL AT THE MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL ADELAIDE OVAL and b) the AIRTEL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

anyway I am going to see NSW vs Queensland tonight and I just found out that Daniel Vettori is playing for the Bulls??

http://despardes.com/wp-content/woo_custom/1245-Daniel_Vettori95.jpg

^^raging bull

no bull

he is a fierce man

JABBA ARE YA COMIN' TO THE BASH OR WHAT YA POM

oh hey! yeah i reckon i might. homebush at 7ish right? i'll ilx you my number...

yeah, homebush at 7! just ilx'ed you me number as well.

wish i cd bro down @ cricket with all this ilxors ;_;

They don't have a Members stand at Homebush, Louis. You'd be too confused, unable to concentrate of Lavender Bracken's return from injury and would find yourself leaning against a policeman asking you to take off your sunglasses so he can see if you're drunk or not.

You call this cricket? Where's Dean Jones? Where's a good defensive nudge? I demand a glass of madeira and a game pie. Address me as Sir. Rude upstarts.

THEY DONT HAVE "PIMMS SNAKES" YOU BLADDY WOWSER DO THE BLADDY MEXICAN WAVE POM

hmmm "cricket"

harbl, Cricket is battle and service and sport and art.

But the man who said that went to Oxford so LJ may disagree with that statement.

Goodbye Twenty20, Hello Nine9!

btw only saw one (1) punch up and that was at the train station after the match.

i can see Nine9 catching on, might appeal to the younger generation who haven't got the patience for the traditional, leisurely Twenty20 format

Dunno if Nine9 goes far enough, I think they still need to make it leaner and meaner. After all, those girls behind us left halfway through the NSW innings!

that's true. they should have:

- more fire spurting things
- more fireworks
- more beach balls
- more jessica mauboy singing at every game

-more fireballs
-more fire singeing at every game
-more beachworks
etc

- more security guards deflating beach balls
- more appropriate entrance music for Daniel Vettori (ie: "How Bizzare")

btw I think LJ would have appreciated the when worlds collide moment of Roy and Vettori out there batting in partnership for the Bulls

alas there were no fireworks or flames being shot in the air for that

lol @ NSFW this season btw

fireworks were a delight at the game in melbs, was like a night at the casino