A Farewell to Beige, Cream and Off-White Jackets: The Official Cape of Good Hope 2009/10 Cricket Season Thread

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he is a fierce man

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

JABBA ARE YA COMIN' TO THE BASH OR WHAT YA POM

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

oh hey! yeah i reckon i might. homebush at 7ish right? i'll ilx you my number...

jabba hands, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, homebush at 7! just ilx'ed you me number as well.

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

wish i cd bro down @ cricket with all this ilxors ;_;

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

They don't have a Members stand at Homebush, Louis. You'd be too confused, unable to concentrate of Lavender Bracken's return from injury and would find yourself leaning against a policeman asking you to take off your sunglasses so he can see if you're drunk or not.

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

You call this cricket? Where's Dean Jones? Where's a good defensive nudge? I demand a glass of madeira and a game pie. Address me as Sir. Rude upstarts.

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

THEY DONT HAVE "PIMMS SNAKES" YOU BLADDY WOWSER DO THE BLADDY MEXICAN WAVE POM

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmm "cricket"

harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl, Cricket is battle and service and sport and art.

But the man who said that went to Oxford so LJ may disagree with that statement.

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Goodbye Twenty20, Hello Nine9!

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

btw only saw one (1) punch up and that was at the train station after the match.

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i can see Nine9 catching on, might appeal to the younger generation who haven't got the patience for the traditional, leisurely Twenty20 format

jabba hands, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Dunno if Nine9 goes far enough, I think they still need to make it leaner and meaner. After all, those girls behind us left halfway through the NSW innings!

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

that's true. they should have:

- more fire spurting things
- more fireworks
- more beach balls
- more jessica mauboy singing at every game

jabba hands, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

-more fireballs
-more fire singeing at every game
-more beachworks
etc

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

- more security guards deflating beach balls
- more appropriate entrance music for Daniel Vettori (ie: "How Bizzare")

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

btw I think LJ would have appreciated the when worlds collide moment of Roy and Vettori out there batting in partnership for the Bulls

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

alas there were no fireworks or flames being shot in the air for that

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ NSFW this season btw

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

fireworks were a delight at the game in melbs, was like a night at the casino

the lyin' and cheatin' of flanders (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

btw ur 3 down before lunch against pakistan - don't fancy yr chances of winning by any more than innings + 50

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

fireball squirter things, that is (xp)

also here is a croosh name change

PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

also I believe that jabba was most disappointed that he couldn't get any KFC at the stadium during a KFC BIG BASH

need to get the authorities onto that 'un

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

oh does Pakistan still have a Test side?

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i made much merriment that while i was in the mood for the dirty bird after being bombarded with advertising for it, all i could get was the strips and chips combo from

wait for it

RED ROOSTER

PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

wtf

lol

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

still some RED ROOSTER would be quite the treat, jabba had to settle for a microwaved hot dog and chips

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

it was fairly tasty i must say

PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

haven't had RED ROOSTER for aaaaaages, which is a shame

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

never had red rooster omgwtf

hot dog was very disappointing. chips unexpectedly satisfying.

jabba hands, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

here's how you can simulate the red rooster "experience" with simple household items (make sure to ask your parents' permission!):

a) fry some chicken
now boil it

b) fry some chips
now piss on them

c) whack those in the flimsiest cardboard box you can find, JOB DONE

Kate Sinclair (sic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

cynical at best

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

not all of us are dining on fusion cooking in surry hills

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

WHITEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

TEN EXCITING ONE-DAYERS COMIN' 'YA WAY (oh and three of those twenty20 deals)

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Considering going to watch some of this shitt./

wilter, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

They might have finally found a way for me to stop watching cricket and that is the proposal of John Howard: ICC President.

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I can take match fixing and Zimbabwe but this is a bridge too far!!

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Tony Greig has just said "twittering" one too many times for my liking.

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

666 - the number of Cameron White.

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't like how "Pup" fields without a cap - that kind of shit needs to be stamped out and banned from the game.

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think we'll see Peter Siddle at The Ivy tonight btw.

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

As an aside, I just saw that my subtle vandalism of the Wikipedia entry for Red Rooster is still up there!

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The Karachi Globetrotters are down for 4/32 - this could be an early night!

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link

well that was the least exciting ODI series so far this year

more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Ryan "The Joker" Harris - where did these mad bowling skillz come from?

iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

swear to christ brayshaw is the worst cricket commentator i've ever heard. not everything's a fucken sportsman's night u tool!!

greasy joes mobile disco (haitch), Friday, 29 January 2010 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Come on, it's a dead rubber in Perth. It's slightly better than having to hear Tubbs and Heals yalk crap.

iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

That said, Brayshaw was far too descriptive when discussing Cameron White's "soft" hands.

iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link


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