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it's a 0-100 scale where 0 is "about as cold as it ever gets" and 100 is "about as hot as it ever gets", that seems like a pretty good scale for describing the weather to me...

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:20 (six years ago) link

That's wildly inaccurate but I'm giving you benefit of the shorthand doubt

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

Humidex for the warm months

Wind chill for the cold months

bald butte (∞), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

universal scale:

nonsense
freezing
cold as fuck
cold
cool
nice
bit warm
kinda hot
bloody hot
fucking hot
nonsense

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

American cheese
string cheese
Velveeta
government cheese
Cheez Whiz
Philly cheesesteak

startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 25 February 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link

And the best worst cheese of all time, provel

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 February 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

"stop talking about American things on the American things thread" is a pretty fun example of the totalitarian nature of American cultural entitledness, good job Tombot

Haribo Hancock (sic), Sunday, 25 February 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

wow just further proof of american thing #1: america is #1

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Sunday, 25 February 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

jk our country is terrible

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Sunday, 25 February 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

*takes roll call of Celsius nations who have planted their flag on the moon*

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 February 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

measuring and showing your dick to see whose is bigger

bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link

Yes we definitely invented that

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 February 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

You invented measuring it in Fahrenheit

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

*takes roll call of Celsius nations who have planted their flag on the moon*

  • trying to win arguments with “the moon”

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link

*counts number of higgs bosuns in his penis*

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:03 (six years ago) link

Higgs boatswains?!?!

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link

What a disaster for European science and on a personal level my penis, trevor

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

Should a Boatswain's Mate meet eligibility requirements, he can elect to become an SO (formerly SEAL), SB (formerly SWCC), ND (Navy Diver), or EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician).

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 February 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

Clarification:

The construction " , Trevor" at the end of a sentence is a reference to English classic colour commentary in football.

My penis is not named Trevor.

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

which begs the question

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

If you're not close enough to read the name on the collar then you can safely presume you were not meant to know

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:21 (six years ago) link

It's "Kielbacca" isn't it

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 February 2018 02:26 (six years ago) link

Lug Lámfada

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 26 February 2018 03:20 (six years ago) link

Log Lambada

bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link

month date year is truly nonsensical

Month/Day/Year is like Minutes/Seconds/Hours, ie insane.

month day year is so obviously insane and stupid that it's kind of awesome

ok i'm not saying you have to like it or agree with it but there is a logic. if someone asks you a date, like, what's your birthday, a very common way to say it is "august twelfth, 1979" (if that is in fact your birthday) i.e. MM DD YYYY

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:12 (six years ago) link

"when's your birthday?"

"december second"

"you're insane and stupid"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:13 (six years ago) link

But I suspect folks from DD MM YY areas would be more likely to say 'twelfth of August, 1979'.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:14 (six years ago) link

Well, it makes slightly more sense than Australians putting wickets before runs in a cricket score - or should I save that for an Australian Things thread?

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link

"remember, remembith, november fifth!"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:27 (six years ago) link

Until Never Twelfth, and that's a long long time.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:29 (six years ago) link

There is nothing logical about entering data for processing by aping verbal tics!

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:36 (six years ago) link

ok i'm not saying you have to like it or agree with it but there is a logic. if someone asks you a date, like, what's your birthday, a very common way to say it is "august twelfth, 1979" (if that is in fact your birthday) i.e. MM DD YYYY

“what time were you born?”

“four pm and thirteen seconds and twenty eight minutes”

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:43 (six years ago) link

Well, it makes slightly more sense than Australians putting wickets before runs in a cricket score - or should I save that for an Australian Things thread?

wickets before runs is much more logical, I won't hear of this!!!!

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:44 (six years ago) link

Thing is people do say "ten past eleven" but minute-hour-second would still be dumb

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link

these things that no one does would in fact be pretty dumb yes

i am currently agnostic on the wicket issue but am keen to find a way of taking sides

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:47 (six years ago) link

It would be if the score was being given for the fielding side.(xxp)

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link

Nobody does minute-hour-second for the exact same reason that nobody does month-day-year!

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link

look at the thread title

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:49 (six years ago) link

Yeah America and the Philippines and nobody else in the entire world, for a reason

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 26 February 2018 10:50 (six years ago) link

how do britishes say dates then ? Twenty five October or Twenty fifth October or twenty fifth OF October or twenty something else ?

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 February 2018 11:16 (six years ago) link

britishes

world

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 26 February 2018 11:20 (six years ago) link

the correct form is "25 10 17" (or whatever the year might be)

anything that takes longer to say than that is time-wasting and rude iirc

mark s, Monday, 26 February 2018 12:03 (six years ago) link

nobody appreciated my "taking sides" cricket joke ;_;

which i didn't realise I'd made tbf

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 12:21 (six years ago) link

Id imagine you won't be alone in that

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 12:23 (six years ago) link

lol 5 Live here i come

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link

/britishes/

world


English speaking world maybe but sure, how do you britishers say dates?

where I live we say eg vingt cinq octobre so no OF but I wanna know how britishes do it

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

This does not explain why anyone would enter dates into a database in an illogical fashion

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:46 (six years ago) link

Usually ‘the 25th of October ‘ but increasingly in written communication ‘25 October‘. Xp

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

8 Ventôse CCXXVI

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

as an activist sub-editor i remove those "ths" "nds" and "sts" as fast as anyone can write them

if they start to say them in conversation i clap my hand over their mouths and rabbitpunch them, it's the only way they'll learn

mark s, Monday, 26 February 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link


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