This does not explain why anyone would enter dates into a database in an illogical fashion
― Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:46 (six years ago) link
Usually ‘the 25th of October ‘ but increasingly in written communication ‘25 October‘. Xp
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link
8 Ventôse CCXXVI
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link
as an activist sub-editor i remove those "ths" "nds" and "sts" as fast as anyone can write them
if they start to say them in conversation i clap my hand over their mouths and rabbitpunch them, it's the only way they'll learn
― mark s, Monday, 26 February 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link
In Spanish it am pretty sure it’d be ungrammatical to speak anything other than eg “el tres de mayo, mil ochociento y ocho”
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link
English speaking world maybe but sure, how do you britishers say datesFP'd you for this
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link
blood sausaged
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link
didn't actually FP you before, have done so now for doubling down on this shocking racism
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link
abreuve nos sillons
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link
it throws me when every food item that goes between two other food items is collectively called a sandwich, including burgers, french sticks and baps
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 06:08 (six years ago) link
and the kfc double down, which frankly is genius
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 06:09 (six years ago) link
Americans are preoccupied to the point of derangement with the ontology and, indeed, teleology of sandwiches
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 06:27 (six years ago) link
Are breakfast sandwiches an American thing? They surely would never be invented anywhere that already has sausage rolls
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 06:29 (six years ago) link
i don’t know what constitutes a breakfast sandwich in america, but we do indeed have sandwiches which are specifically for breakfast (bacon, eggs &c.)
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 06:42 (six years ago) link
....silby do you kno what a sausage roll is for real
it might be much better than you imagine
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 08:15 (six years ago) link
ooh that reminds me. breakfast tacos are definitely an American thing
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link
You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: cool it on the date racism, champ
this is the best
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link
....silby do you kno what a sausage roll is for realit might be much better than you imagine
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
I googled for photos of the sausage rolls at the bakery near my old house and found an internetful of people trying to recreate them at home
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
important to note that sausage rolls and flavoured milk is the breakfast of choice for the australian tradie (working man)
(their selection ain't as gourmet as the wonders from bourke street bakery but)
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link
there's a bourke street bakery?
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link
click the link
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link
(there are now eleven!!1 locations, only one is on Bourke St)
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link
properly hilarious since the only bakeries i know of on bourke street are kenny’s and bread top, the latter of which puts a sausage in a roll but has somehow created an entirely unique monster
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link
afaik the Bourke St in Sydney is a couple of years older than the Melbourne one, though they were both named for the NSW governor of the time
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link
Bourke StSydneyohhhhh
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link
Check thread title
― Simpson L. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link
check borad
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link
an American brought saus rolls up, we're okay
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link
my local bourke street bakery is 550 meters away from bourke street
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 11:01 (six years ago) link
that's 600 yards you heathens
back to american things: garlic fries! they are great
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link
Bullying
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link
Pumpkins
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link
denied - Americans have no idea what to do with pumpkins.
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
Objection overruled - Americans have no idea what to do with Trump. And yet he's yours. Maybe smash 'im?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link
who are you talking to?
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link
http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/list/adlib.td.jpg
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link
Who knows what to do with pumpkins?
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
you can’t even eat them because they’re shit
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link
i eat sugar pumpkins
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:53 (six years ago) link
my wife roasts the seeds after carving them for halloween but the rest gets chucked out. one of my cats will sometimes eat the pulp but other years isn't interested at all. he's obviously a pumpkin connoisseur.
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:25 (six years ago) link
My dog ate one I'd carved once.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:47 (six years ago) link
These are the best pumpkinshttps://www.rareseeds.com/winter-luxury-pie-pumpkin/
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link
jelly
― reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 2 March 2018 00:59 (six years ago) link
Referring to women as 'guys'.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 2 March 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link
I worked with electronic hardware and software engineers for a decade. They called electronic components and software modules "guys". I have little doubt that civil engineers call the high tensile strength fasteners in highway bridges and ten story steel skeleton buildings "guys".
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 March 2018 03:30 (six years ago) link
111. levi's
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 2 March 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
called matthew's now iirc
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 2 March 2018 04:30 (six years ago) link
112. bible jokes