I am suing Radiohead because I was the original 'Kid A' (as part of the Burger King Kids Club) and they used my likeness without express written permission.
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 10:14 (six years ago) link
I am suing Twitter because they stole my idea of an easy access communications platform for nutbag heads of state.
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:23 (six years ago) link
I am suing COGH for image rights arising from my appreciation day
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:26 (six years ago) link
I am suing whichever teacher first wrote "could try harder" on my school report for defamation of character.
― coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:35 (six years ago) link
I am suing the New England Patriots (the American Football Team) on behalf of the England Patriots (probably some far-right English group, patrolling Dunstable in a white van.)
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 January 2018 10:24 (six years ago) link
I am suing The Snowboard Corporation (TM) for stealing my idea of sticking two skis together.
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 10:28 (six years ago) link
I am suing The Cheesecake Factory (TM) for stealing my idea of selling mostly not cheesecake in a building that is somewhat unlike a factory.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 July 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link