― mefistos, Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Brocade Fire (kate), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― halodude, Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link
There's a whole chapter in Ronson's book "Them" where him and Jones 'infiltrate' the B0h3mi4n Gr0v3.
I called Alex Jones, the radio and TV talk-show host I had met while visiting Texas with Randy Weaver. He instantly invited himself along.
"That place is sick!" he yelled. "You've got presidents and governors and prime ministers and corporate chieftains running around naked. They have orgies. They worship their devil owl. I'll smuggle a camera in and get right up in their faces."
"I think stealth might be a better approach if we want to witness the owl-burning ceremony," I said.
"You're right," said Alex, thinking aloud. "Let's liken it to Indiana Jones. Getting in their faces will be like going for the little emeralds along the way to the big ruby in the head of the idol, which would be to actually witness the owl burning itself."
http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:N4ttD5W3-CwJ:www.american-buddha.com/THEM.13.htm+%22alex+jones%22+them+%22jon+ronson%22&hl=en&client=firefox-a
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
THE NEVER-BEFORE TOLD STORY OF THE KENNEDY ASSASINATION
http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/black_sunshine_poster.jpg
I love this guy now.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
hilarious dude
never heard of him before my road trip to austin last summer but now i appreciate the non-stop lolz
― and what, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Think I first heard of him n about 2000 or early 2001, and I thought he sounded like he was in his 50s or 60s. Turns out he was about 25 years old at the time.
Did he smoke 60 a day at the age of 14, or something?
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Alex Jones vs Michelle Malkin http://rattube.com/blog1/2008/08/25/alex-jones-confronts-neocon-michelle-malkin-in-denver/
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Judging by the fact that neither Clinton nor Bush brought in the NWO or martial law or death camps despite Alex swearing blind for three hours a day on the radio that they would, I'm guessing the real Obama Deception is whatever Alex Jones says about him.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link
In 9th grade I thought this dude was the motherfucking TRUTH.
Then in college the KKK was rallying on the steps of the Texas capitol so me and a thousand bros went to drown them out and I saw Jones standing with the Klan shouting back at us with a megaphone about how we didn't know anything about Mexican history or American history.
Fuck this guy.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link
You know whenever he puts out a new "documentary" the Alamo Drafthouse hosts a big screening with a Q&A and shit and I went last year assuming it'd be all catcalls and lolz and I wanted to fuck with the dude but it was 90% dead serious Ron Paul motherfuckers who took dude as gospel with shirts that said shit like BURN DOWN BOHEMIAN GROVE
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I literally can't drive 10 minutes in this city without seeing a INFOWARS.COM bumper sticker or GOOGLE "BUILDING 7" sticker what the fuck is it about this town
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:15 (fifteen years ago) link
are u still in Austin? he's based there isn't he
― Vichitravirya_XI, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 08:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Yep. I just mean "what is it about this town that makes people take his bullshit seriously"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Or better: "what is it about this town that it draws the kind of people who take his bullshit seriously"
^^Good for lulz
― BRTO (Mexican Sleeping Pill), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Three minutes in: that guy who says "MY BURGER'S COLD! I WANT NEW FRIES!"
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
OK, so one of Alex Jones' co-host minions just had this amazing rant about how "they" must have technology "behind closed doors" (ie Area 51) that's way in advance of what "they" let us see. Apparently the NWO has technology that is 20 or 30 years ahead of the real world, because the Nazis invested the stealth bomber. Paraphrasing: IF "THEY'VE" SHOWN US GLOW IN THE DARK DOGS AND CATS, JUST WHAT IS IT "THEY'RE" HIDING FROM US?
Now Alex Jones himself is freestyling a rap about rape and crack whores and being the "American bitch" over the top of some James Brown tune.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 19 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
X|
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 July 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I've spent the past 2 weeks in austin, and I couldn't decide what to listen to so I turned the radio on, I've never listened to the radio in austin, even though I lived here for 11 years. I've since started listening to Alex Jones. The odd thing is that I thought this guy was more of a leftist, yet many of what he was saying could've been Rush Limbaugh or any of the other far right. It's odd when both sides end up saying the same thing despite themselves. Sometimes I want to laugh at this guy, yet he's so set on this upcoming take over that I'm usually dumb founded. Are there any truths to these conspiracy theories, that a group(s) are plotting to take power and declare marshall law. What will these groups(s) do once this has happened, and why would they want to upset the population in such a way? Wouldn't these people profit more if these went on as they are and they continue to do what ever it is they do? I just don't see these conspiracies holding up, are the powerful that mean, and that organized? I know this question is probably silly, and I shouldn't just stop listening to him, but it's so outlandish.
― Jacob Sanders, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
It was KRS-1, by the way. I fail at reading onscreen captions.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link
the man's a prophet
― chip dumstorf, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link
This is completely fucking batshit.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.infowars.com/images/banners/MLS-banner-360x110.jpg
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think it's completely batshit. That's mostly a pretty standard criticism of Randi's Foundation and the skeptic community. As for the allegations of bias at the BBC, folks say that kind of thing all the time and have done for decades.
― everything, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
home-burned DVDs of 'Obama Deception' showing up in 'Free' boxes along Valencia Street in SF. haven't watched it yet, but my friend Laura said the bits with KRS-1 & Professor Griff are where it flies off the rails (i.e. about three minutes in, apparently)
and I'll post this direct quote from the conclusion of 'Endgame' for anyone who's been overdosing on this guy to the point where it's beginning to seem like 'more' than entertainment
"And the Georgia Guidestones stand today as a testament to the Elite's sacred mission. To have a two class system, where the underclass are forced to live as slaves in tiny enclosed cities, while the elite enjoy the land of the earth, evolve into Superhumans with the aid of advanced implantable technologies, live eternal lives, and travel throughout the Cosmos. THIS is the promise given to the members of the new world order, and the agenda of the Bilderberg group."
(each one of those sentence fragments is accompanied by 2-3 second visual fades illustrating the underground cities, the subcutaneous chips, hordes of mindless slaves staring at a monitor crossfaded into an closeup image of lindsey lohan, davinci supermen travelling the cosmos, etc)
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 3:15 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
but THEN AGAIN, how far is that from WHAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING NOW
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
TAKE THE RED PILL
― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Meet the new Glenn Beck
Three days after The Obama Deception was released, the online Fox News show "Freedom Watch"--hosted by the network’s senior judicial analyst, Andrew Napolitano--did a joint broadcast with Jones. "I am so happy because we’re doing something different right now," Napolitano announced at the start of his March 18 program. "We are simulcasting with the one, the only, the great Alex Jones on Alex Jones radio!"
Jones appeared on a split screen with Napolitano. "What are you talking about today?" Napolitano asked him. "Oh, just how hundreds of mainstream news articles a week are saying there is a new world order, a global government, it will be run by the very banks that are collapsing society by design, and we will pay carbon taxes to them," Jones replied. He went on in that vein for a few moments. Then Napolitano said, approvingly, "I appreciate what you’re exposing ... I must tell you that there was a time when the types of things that you are warning against was not discussed openly and publicly."
Alex Jones as a regular Fox News talking head would be über-LOLs.
― Pigbin Josh (herb albert), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, it's those dern INTERNATIONAL BjAeNwKsERS run amuck again, just back in the 50s when those storied clear-eyed patriots were forced to form the John Birch Society.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Randi, the Skeptic community and the debunkers are a contentious lot. What is your problem with this statement? This kind of criticism is common.
― everything, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.
― ojo, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
― chip dumstorf
― velko, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:15 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:15 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark
years and years ago I watched him tell the story of "one day back in 1996 when i was walking down the street and a member of the APD stopped me and asked me to show him identification. i asked him 'officer have i done something wrong?' and he said 'i need to see your identification.' now i was puzzled. i asked him 'sir, do we need ID to walk down the street now?' and that was where it began to dawn on me that there was a security apparatus that was beginning to tighten around the throat of american citizens."
i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.― ojo, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:57 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ojo, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:57 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah i remember my jaw dropping some years ago when he said he was 27. fighting the new world order takes its toll, i guess.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
years ago
some years
i have been watching this guy for years btw
years
He's haggard because of Chemtrails. Duh.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
And the sterization stuff in his water.
― everything, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
He is actually in two slacker-era Austin movie, ie. 'Slacker' by Linklater, and some other later Linklater movie if I remember correctly.
― Chelvis, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Which scene is he in? I haven't seen that movie in years. I used to live in one of the houses they filmed in and knew a few of the people in Slackers. That was when I first moved to austin.
― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link
He's in A Scanner Darkly, shouting a lot.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Same scenario as in Scanner Darkly, he's driving around in his car with twin megaphones on top, shouting about the NWO. I watched Slacker again last year and, yup, there he was.
― Chelvis, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite attacking my own personal favourite bullshit conspiracy theory
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Should I watch Scanner Darkly? I enjoyed the book, but I come to see every linklater film as being the smae film, but I'd watch just to see alex jones make a funny cameo.
― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Whoops, I am WRONG. that scene exists in Slacker, but it's not Alex Jones. Though he is in two Linklater films, a 'Scanner Darkly' and 'Waking Life', doing much the same thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_%28radio_host%29#Actor_2
― Chelvis, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDtfKNRTY-Q
― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEuSNejejY&feature=related
― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Scene in Waking Life is classic imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus I haven't seen Waking Life since it came out and did not realize Alex Jones was in that
― akm, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
yeah, a scanner darkly, too. there's been some brief discussion upthread. kinda weird of linklater but i guess in jones' earlier days he could be seen more as a ...harmless angry ranting guy...rather than a guy who could be so fucking wrong, for so long, that he was successfully sued for a couple billion dollars or whatever he's up to now, simply for being so fucking wrong and so loud about it
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
he is one of the most persistent, loud, angry, and wrong voices in all of human history. it's kind of incredible
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
the ultimate guy who both smelt it and dealt it
He had a reputation as local wacky crank here in Austin for a long time
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
like if Art Bell transformed into Goebbels
― akm, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
files for personal bankruptcy, "the Infowars host has between $1m and $10m of assets and between $1bn and $10bn of debt."https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63837309
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 2 December 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link
It's kind of nuts to me that someone could be worth 10 million dollars and file for bankruptcy. What does bankruptcy filing really do other than protect him from debtors? Does that include the judgments against him? I assume so. If a prosecutor had proof he reallocated his assets to fake bankruptcy, is that fraud?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 December 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link
wake me up when they take away his fucking microphones, cameras, and internet access
― sleeve, Friday, 2 December 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link
^^^
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 2 December 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
god we need some good vandals to just show up and disrupt every broadcast
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
otmfm as long as he still has that outlet to spread his hate speech, this bankruptcy is fucking meaningless
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 December 2022 21:33 (one year ago) link
Hmmmm
Some news: Tomorrow SPLC will publish Part 1 of a five part series into the text messages found on Alex Jones's phone. Investigation by me and @MeganSquire0. I think this is the first story I've ever worked on where my editor stuck a content warning on top of it.— Michael Edison Hayden (@MichaelEHayden) February 1, 2023
― The self-titled drags (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 03:43 (one year ago) link
Alex Jones should be sentenced to subsisting entirely on his snake oil supplements.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2023/02/01/infowars-alex-jones-says-he-lives-hell-texts-show
Jones and Enlow’s tracking efforts seem to take place on days that Jones himself is conducting an affair. Jones contacts Enlow to monitor Erika Wulff Jones on days when he is also in touch with a woman named “Pat Johnson,” which is the alias he entered into his phone to represent an Austin-based married woman with whom he exchanges texts of an intimate nature. (As an example, Jones texted Pat Johnson on the morning of May 11, 2020, requesting “a sucky,” apparently asking her to give him oral sex.)
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:54 (one year ago) link
That DOES require a content warning. I feel like I’ve read a page from the Necronomicon now.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:55 (one year ago) link
APOLS
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link
Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge, 11:32.12 a.m.:Please bring vodka to con room
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:21 (one year ago) link
Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge 2:29.58 p.m.:Please tell D to get me a bottle of vodka out of his safe and put in my office now
Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.50 a.m.:I can’t believe you wore the wedding ring to fuck hon
Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.52 a.m.:Him
Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:04.08 a.m.:I am okay with it just don’t ware it anymore
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:25 (one year ago) link
Oh fun.
Does anyone but me remember the story of Bill O'Reilly's wonderfully clumsy attempt to seduce a subordinate, wherein he speaks of her using a "felafel" in the shower, by which he apparently meant a "loofah"?
Or maybe there are people who rub themselves with fried chick peas. I don't wish to kink-shame.
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link
don't think I ever got over "I love you, alive girl"
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:12 (one year ago) link
"So much better than the dead kind."
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
Oh but back to Jones for a sec
And nothing can stop itIt seamsIt’s like gravityA black hole (hole emoji)
^ primo fake Metallica lyrics
(hole emoji)
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
I wouldn't expect one of the main job roles of a personal trainer to be "guy who brings me vodka on demand at 9am" but here we are
― mh, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
it's really, really tough to read through that page. i only got about a 1/3 of the way down. what a complete scumbag, and every single person who is involved with him.
on a much less important note his texting style is so annoying
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link
hay
their so wrong about this
media hippocrits
wrong about everything so soick of it
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
it seams
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
there ought to be a circle of hell reserved for people who break up a single sentence into four separate texts
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:58 (one year ago) link
You hate is
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link
this is just to say
a sucky
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
I glanced at this, but I can't even hateread this guy. Fuck him forever.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
It gives the impression his world could not be more miserable than it already is. But I entirely support the world at large doing its very best to see if it's not somehow possible.
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Friday, 3 February 2023 09:03 (one year ago) link
^Well said.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 February 2023 12:25 (one year ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/19/alex-jones-money-concealment-sandy-hook-families-award
― groovypanda, Monday, 20 March 2023 08:57 (one year ago) link
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― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:26 (one month ago) link
Yowza
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:39 (one month ago) link
If eating your leftist ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:45 (one month ago) link
How does it taste, Alex?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:47 (one month ago) link
Like corn on the cob
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:48 (one month ago) link
That picture is like twenty years old as well, he's greyer than a Bergman film now
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link
He looks younger because of all the supplements.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link
biting Chuck Tingle's style there
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link
or maybe the ball tanning?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:04 (one month ago) link
Has he paid off any of these lawsuits?
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:06 (one month ago) link
working on it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:07 (one month ago) link
Eating ass doesn’t pay well TBH
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:08 (one month ago) link
I guess that DEPENDS on whose ass you're eating
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:10 (one month ago) link
oh well looky who decided to start drinking flouridated water
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:13 (one month ago) link
Has anyone started printing "I will toss your leftist salad" tshirts yet?
― BrianB, Saturday, 16 March 2024 02:47 (one month ago) link