Paul Stanley banter single????

"England loves you?"

You're obviously unfamiliar with Paul Stanley's spectacularly idiotic stage banter.

It's fantastic. Having Fun With Stanley on Stage is something I have wanted my own copy of for years now, as a search through the ILX archives will attest. In fact, this is stupid; I'm going to email my friend Gravy and have her digitize the damned thing for me.

Ridiculous On-Stage, Between Song Banter

The most amazing track has to be the "How many girls out there like to get LICKED?! And how many GUYS out there like to get licked?! You lick me, I'll lick you!" monologue.

Thanks, Bobby - almost always with this sort of thing, it's more fun to hear about it than to actually hear it, but this is just a solid masterpiece through and through.

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE THAT LIKES TO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!?!?!?!

I'm sitting here listening to Dynasty. I know that's not the album playing right now, but some people call that their disco album ... but their real fans know different. Not the kids who collect baseball cards and Kiss shit. I'm talking about those of us who hoped their parents would die in a car crash or something so they could be adopted. Maybe by Gene or Paul or Ace or Peter. I wanted to kill that little piece of shit Adam Rich: it said in Tiger Beat he was Gene's number one fan -- that was so fucking unfair. Just because he's a celebrity? Fuck him. I'm talking about losers from Queens and New Jersey and Long Island who defended Kiss when Van Halen was supposedly king. Kids who later dropped out of high school to work at their fathers' plumbing supply store. Cheesy chocolate milk moustaches and faded transfer t-shirts and work boots (unlaced of course). Girls with big asses and poofy hair and roach clip feather earrings who still wear leg warmers: these are true Kiss fans. Fans who would take the time to write into Creem or Rip to defend Paul. How dare they say Paul's a fag? Kiss is the greatest rock and roll band in the world. How could he be a fag, then, tell us. Kiss isn't a joke to look back on, they weren't a phase, they were the whole fucking world, they weren't an escape because they were my entire reality.

Actually, I think he's saying "why?" instead of "wow", which makes it even more incoherent, and therefore greater.

The "uzi of ooze" line is sure to be a hit with the ladies.

I've got it properly tagged with the track titles above on slsk.
look me up as sbsweaty

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/uploadedFiles/CannCorp_livechicago_mix.mp3

where is banter poll

People Let Me Get This Off My Chest Comix:
http://beeteedee.com/master_orator.html

The panel in comic 12 with Paul sitting next to the huge old timey radio is golden

Dear me.

Fugazi vers:

http://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=574

HOW MANY PPL HERE LIKE TO GET LICKED?????

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/281776_o.gif

This is the greatest Kiss related thing ever (though Jon Wurster's live tweets of Criss's autobio are a close second).

My favorite is actually Gene yelling what I for the longest time thought was "PITCH-BACK!!!" and I for the life of my could not figure out what he was really saying until it went off like a light one day when I was listening to it. He's saying "Pittsburgh".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o#!

Hold on, this should work better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o

Meanwhile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TY4gEC3yq4

To quote Bowiesongs, "Paul Stanley home demos from the late '80s may be the most astonishingly generic rock music ever recorded"

There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

http://soundcloud.com/christopher-armes/45-minutes-of-paul-stanley

this is so funny

man i used to listen to this so much

AWRIGHT LISTEN!

TAYSTE OF AW-CO-HAWL!

Is anybody here high?

This seems a little different than the cd version I used to have

I. love. glug.

xpost -- yeah, it's not the exact same thing as was shared out earlier on year, thus the credits.

The original compilation, preserved.

https://soundcloud.com/thatericalper/sets/people-let-me-get-this-off-my

AWWWWRIGHT!

Jesus christ, the whole 'I Want You' bit is pretty fucking ridiculous!

The way he says "HIIIIIIIIGH" on track 3 creeps me out more than any other sound I have experienced.

And it turns out we've got a YouTube equivalent now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cCWb37Y-k

THERE IS ONLY ONE CITY IN AMERICA ... THAT I WROTE A SONG ABOUT!

"YOU KNOW, THERE IS A SPIRIT HERE TONIGHT...WE CAN FEEL IT! IT'S IN THE HOUSE! IT'S INSIDE USTH!!! IT IS...A SPIRIT...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE BLIND MAN SEE...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE SICK WELL...IT WILL NOT MAKE THE CRIPPLE WALK...BUT THERE'S A SPIRIT INSIDE HERE TONIGHT RICHMOND VIRGINIA...THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!?!?!?!?!!?"

"AWWWW WE GONNA DO A SONG FOR YA NOW THIS SONG... I DUNNO IF I SHOULD SAY THISTH TONIGHT... BECAUSE I KNOW... I KNOW WE GOT LAW... WE GOT LAW OFFICERS HERE... AND... I'M PACKIN' A GUN TONIGHT... AHM PACKIN' MAH PISTOL... Y'KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT DONCHA, PITTSBURGH!? TALKIN' ABOUT MAH... MAH SIX SHOOTER OF SEX! TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH UUUUUZI OF OOOOOOOZE!!!1!! YOU KNOW WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH... LOVE GUN!!!!1!!!!!11"

ALRIGHT TORONTO

I think the laser pointer incident trumps all because just seeing them all standing in a row all mad and serious is really fantastic

I remember on the Crazy Nights tour (87? 88?), which I assume was around Thanksgiving, or maybe not, who knows, it's a logic-free zone at a KISS show, PS had this bizarre Thanksgiving rant which featured the culminating line, "And I SAID to her, I got the right STUFFING for your BIRD."

lol

just imagine how delighted he was when he thought up 'uzi of ooze'

I wonder if he keeps these quips on a legal pad or palm pilot or ?

I figure he has staff writers like Jay Leno and comes into their dirty backstage room before show time and they fire lines at him.

"That's good."

"No way, that won't carry in Omaha."

"C'mon...need a line for 'Heaven's on Fire' now dammit!"

Still like the tayste of aww-co-hawl tbh

That YouTube is incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-cH1voT8w

This is for all the little GURLZZ out theya tonight

http://youtu.be/L3cCWb37Y-k

PS is like the slimy dude in every pizzeria sitting by himself for an hour on a Friday night and watching the little GURLZ come in and out

Psst! Hey btw you can still get a rar of this...err..classic at Egg City Radio sharity blog. The tracks are simply labeled Track 1, Track 2, Etc. but it's all there. Enjoy!

Don't think dirty cus i'm talking about the heart YEAH RIGHT! IT'S CALLED STRUTTER!

"People can you hear me?"

When you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP.... there's only one drink gonna do it for ya!

Just make sure you're not gonna drink and drive when you've got some COOOOOOOOOOOLD GIIIIIIIIN!!!

That 2000s compilation will forever give me joy. And I think I've died laughing even more at the brutal edits that reduce all the songs to like five seconds.

It is the best.