― banana squad (dayvidday), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link
i threw out my old cubanotraded it for nicaruag'pissed up at the rainbowit landed on the logman troll gas beany jim-jam
― tom waits for no one (noize duke), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Porcupine Kiss, Novacaine Lips (Bimble...), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link
and the duke sidles up to the bara dollar in this town only goes so farhis vest of silk straight from Siamman troll gas beany jim-jam
― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link
Perfume and pine tar fill the aira ragtag midget sells his wareSays if I buy, he'll treat me rightI hear his laughter all through the night
Back on base, the sargeant growlsSays we ain't gonna make it anyhowThe infantry snaps, cause a big sceneWhen morning breaks, I'll fiddle the bean.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.officialtomwaits.com/music/m_lyrdic.htm
― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Murder in the Red Barn[Murder in the Red Barn/Bone Machine]Murder In the Red Barn actually refers to a murder in Victorian rural England. A man called Richard Cawdaw? had a relationship with a dairy maid. But after an argument he killed her with a spade in a red barn on the farm and buried her under a pile of straw. He then ran off to the Isle of Man, but wrote to the girl's mother pretending to be the girl herself, telling her that she had settled down with a man. However, a woman had a dream of the murder and the body buried beneath the straw. After the body was found, Richard Cawdaw was found guilty on the strength of the dream and was sentenced to be hanged. The British public was intrigued by the murder and the court case, and foot lengths of the hanging rope were sold for a guinea each. The story was made into a musical melodrama, called, funnily enough, The Murder In The Red Barn.
― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 8 April 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Porcupine Kiss, Novacaine Lips (Bimble...), Saturday, 8 April 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
a dollar-fifty wedding gownin a trunk that came over on the mayflowerthe rats i think ate that thingsilver dollar wedding ringchrist it's coming all unwoundmight be time to get outta town
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 8 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 8 April 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 8 April 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
My little horse must think it queerTo stop without a farmhouse nearBetween the woods and frozen lakeThe darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shakeTo ask if there is some mistake.The only other sound's the sweepOf easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.But I have promises to keep,And miles to go before I sleep,And miles to go before I sleep.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 8 April 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― noizem duke (noize duke), Saturday, 8 April 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― bendy (bendy), Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link
he said jesus forgot how to forgivea crippled waltz is all that he can givefather jackson's playin' find the ladythe slaughterhouse girls know how to drive you crazy
― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― don, Sunday, 9 April 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 9 April 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― don, Sunday, 9 April 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― don, Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link
our lime green curtain of deathcasts aglow and ashimmer our flightand the borealis glows in forever night
thought the compass points eastwe're still facing northwith bacchus' gale blowing off towards course
so dream of dwarfs tonightso dream with dwarfs tonight.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:49 (eighteen years ago) link
(kazoo and turntable solo)
up on the tightrope sittin with the banddollar glass of whiskey in my red right handmeet my baby on the Nashville linein a train track jungle by the crooked line
(eerie whistling fades into train noises)
― sleeve (sleeve), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― sleeve (sleeve), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Porcupine Kiss, Novacaine Lips (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 April 2006 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link
Now up gets up old blood moonWhistling his old sea shanty tuneI Shoot him down like an old tin canMan troll gas beany jim-jam
― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Sunday, 9 April 2006 12:00 (eighteen years ago) link
It's another runaway night on SunsetAs the cars all swim by with their finsA busted sweetheart walks lopsidedCandy-caned and covered with gin...
(*acoustic guitar, piano*)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― don, Monday, 10 April 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link
two fried eggs and some cornbeef hasha one-eyed dog and thirty dollars cashone man's treasure is another man's trashoutside Toledo in the fall
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 10 April 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― bob.cheerful (bob.cheerful), Monday, 10 April 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Drunken pianoMan troll gas beany jim-jam Free Hogwash: two-bits
― bob.cheerful (bob.cheerful), Monday, 10 April 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Heebie-jabbaDooba-jabbaFiddlestick PineI'm headed east on the Burlington Line
Laissez-faire, moneterists, classical scamSleeping in my hat, eatin' all my hamHeart-o-gold hooker kickin' an old tin canMan troll gas beany jim-jam
― bob.cheerful (bob.cheerful), Monday, 10 April 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― banana squad (dayvidday), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jason Vivone, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― don, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Then I cried my deep gratitutedto hard drugs and paper moneyAnd back out on the freighter could smell my dick already
― JB Young (JB Young), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link
this thread still has the power to make me laugh uncontrollably. so great.
― scott seward, Friday, 9 November 2007 10:29 (sixteen years ago) link
a little backstage drama never hurt nobody's mama but i'm sleeping in garbage my dinner's a clam
she called me a liar said my "pants were on fire" and that's the way it'll end up man troll gas beany jim-jam
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 November 2007 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Some of these are amazing.
― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 9 November 2007 12:08 (sixteen years ago) link
And it's hey hey, my my, put your money on the nickel and you'll never die,
but the blessed don't care and the dirt don't cry.
is my favorite
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 November 2007 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, revive. I wish english was my first language so I could even try to come up with something worthy.
― Moka, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"Don" is really good at this.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
He's got his shreveport motorcade hangin off his noseand his alabaster cummerbund's higher than a crow hes throwin strikes in a bowling alley bathroom stallman troll gas beany jim-jam
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Hmm, the early Sean Connery filmography can be fashioned in to Waits lyricshttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/
Dixon's on the green dock, a sailor of fortunechanged his name to Achmed for a blood money portionwas a Titanic deckhand on the night to rememberThere's no road back for the ladies of the manor
Hire an opera singer for the armchair theaterThe man who would be king doesn't want to meet herThe boy with the meat axe is standing aboveThe woman of straw and a woman in love.
― bendy, Friday, 3 September 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
well the seagulls are angels and the wind's a minuetand i been chased out of des moines by bent cops and bad debtsand the sunset's a hurdy-gurdy just crankin out regretsi told ya rosie, i'd do all i can
and the car won't turn over even with a skeleton keyyou know it hasn't seen service since robert e. leesaginaw or san diego , baby it's all the same to meman troll gas beany jim-jam.
― zvookster, Friday, 3 September 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"When morning breaks, I'll fiddle the bean."
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
that's a really sad line
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Broken Leg Monsoon" would be a hell of a name for a tribute band.
― Everything You Like Sucks, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Oft overlooked is the influence that Jim Morrison had over a young Tom Waits.
Well, I just got into town about an hour agoTook a look around, see which way the man trollGas beany jim-jam Hollywood bungalow
― how's life, Sunday, 15 May 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link
Six miles out of ShreveportI gave my necktie to the aftershave midgetYour Windsor knot isn't gonna save you now, son
― SlimAndSlam, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link
Heart-o-gold hooker kickin' an old tin canDying
― hardcore dilettante, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
Smoke between your turkey legsThe guests were getting all the eggsHow do you tell a shrimp from a sherbet?Six-tenths of a bullet and the horse GiselleSwirling out his wishing wellIf the Irish were more Scottish, this place wouldn't smell
― Hideous Lump, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link
Giddy-up corndogRattlesnake and carbo-loadSidewalking seadogCut you in the harbour soakTwo-faced mackerel monkeyCan o'worms for leggy junkieTwo-miles stone your quarterCircus master hobble-daughterA side of beef dirty thiefGone off tin of hamMan troll gas beany jim-jam
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link
this could easily go to the ilx dreams thread as well but i had a dream where i was singing made-up waits songs deep into the night and everyone yelled at me for keeping them up. i said they kept me up all night too, with their mandolin playing, but they said that was different because their music was good and waits was a hack that anyone could easily copy so to prove them wrong i challenged them to a waits-off. i won, because it was my dream, with a frank's wild years spoken-word style groove:
old beans mcginty lived in a shoe boxunderneath the 5th street bridgehe'd been a night porter on the chesterfield line, back in the dayswhen a man could get his bow tie shined for a nickelthe wind those days was a terrible machinethat blew dust and bad news up your nosewhen it wasn't bringing the rain
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
not saying that's actually good, but in the dream it slayed.
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link
Convincing!
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
Sailin my ship made a OkiesIt's a dust bowl will never touch downCause my Beany jim-jam next ta Pokey'sAlready soaked up the last round.
― dow, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
Cling clang steamboatWilly-silly Billy GoatStinkin like a sailorOn a broken whiskey railroadHat boom circus-dircus freak bone manMan troll gas beany jim-jam
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Monday, 18 March 2024 13:05 (one month ago) link
Saginaw Pete is alone at lastIt happened too late but it happened too fastAngelita's shacked up with some jailbird choloMan troll gas beany honkin' on bobo
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 18 March 2024 13:47 (one month ago) link
The railyard's dark and the boxcar's coldHis blood's running hot but his bones is oldHis heart's hard and dull like an old lost coinHe was honkin' on bobo all the way to Des Moines
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 18 March 2024 14:11 (one month ago) link