Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

Take a break, steendriver 8

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hun
dred
six
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BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

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HOOS know my STEEN

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
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That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

HOOS the man with the master plan?

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

Well I try and try to forget you, girl
But it's just so hard to do
Every time you drive that steen to HOOS

They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it will be tomorrow
HOOS or steen?

It's a livin' zing
It's a terrible steen to HOOS
It's a givin' thing
What a terrible steen to HOOS

Come on, steen
Start HOOSin’
Got to get me there

This happened once before
When I came to your door
No steendrive
They said it wasn’t HOOS
But I saw HOOS steen through
Your window

And you drive your steen away
With or without HOOS

Tempted by the steen of your driver
Tempted but the HOOS is discovered

Nice

If you wanna roll me
Then you gotta roll me all night long
And if you wanna HOOS me
Then you gotta HOOS me 'til I'm gone
I'm not a fallen angel, I just fell behind
I'm out of luck and I'm out of time
If you don't wanna love me, let me go
I'm runnin' for the last steen
I'm runnin' for the last steen home

Wild, wild HOOSes
Couldn't drive me a steen

Blue HOOS
You saw me steening alone

Also, kudos to YMP for uncovering one of those can’t believe we didn’t do that one already.

Thanks JR+tB.

When I am feeling down, there are two threads that always lift my spirits: this one and the Rusted Root neologisms thread.

ombiwe 🎶

Every time you POLL away
You take a piece of steen with HOOS

It's gonna be a HOOS night
Just let me STEEN you by the firelight
If it don't DRIVE right you can POLL

Let me tell how it will be
There’s one for HOOS nineteen for steen

You've taken eveything from steen
I've taken eveything from HOOS

Imagine all the steening
I wonder if HOOS can

Lefty he can’t steen the HOOS
All night long like he HOOSed to

Call it
Judy and the steen of HOOSes
You steen of HOOSes
La-da-dum-bop

Why must the HOOS drive against himself?
Government steening the HOOS on the shelf

Did HOOS write the book of love
And does HOOS have faith in god above

And if a double decker bus
Steendrives into HOOS

a HOOS divided cannot steen

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain
Wherever I have gone
Wherever I've been and gone
Wherever I have gone
BIG HOOS drives the steen

HOOS loves you pretty baby
HOOS gonna steen you through the night

^nice!

There is
a HOOS
In New Oar Steens
They call
The Driving Steen

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy HOOS
She just steened and drove away

I found a picture of HOOS
Oh ohohoh ohohoh
Driving his steen at night

Chain chain chain

Chain of HOOS

So come on, I wanna see you, gr8080
Come on, I don’t mean maybe
Come on, I’m tryin’ to make you see
That I belong to HOOS
And HOOS belongs to steen

And that steen will drive
When he learns we are
HOOS

People are people so why should it be
HOOS and I should drive along so steenfully

Then you've seen a picture
Of steen without HOOS

I’d like to drive
Under the steen
In an octopus’s garden
With HOOS

Just like the white winged dove
Steens a song, sounds like she's steening,
I said HOOS, baby, HOOS, said HOOS

I'm a few years older than HOOS

My love

Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS

you've been struck by
a HOOS criminal

Good one! See also

No need to ask
He's a HOOS operator

lol

Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the HOOS on Seventh Avenue

Do you know where you are? You're in the Hongro, baby!

Come on it’s lovely weather
For a steendrive together with HOOS

Steen forever
The Hoosing on the wall

I can’t stop loving HOOS
I’ve steened up my drive

Never gonna fall in love again
I don’t wanna start with someone new
‘Cause I couldn’t bear to see it end
Just like steen and HOOS

Tracy, when you’re with with HOOS
For somethin’ to do
I drive my steen around you