Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

-- grimeisshit (grimisshit@sh

ha ha ha ha ha.

this one's pretty good actually

-- Dr.C (petethane...), January 17th, 2006.

GLASS

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), Today 4:58 PM. (later) (link)

Huk-L, you took the shards right out of my mouth.

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), Today 4:58 PM.

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969. While Glen Campbell's stint as a Beach Boy in the mid-'60s is well-known, less publicized was his brief tenure as touring vocalist for Sunn 0))) for several dates in 2004, when vocalists Wrest and Malefic were simultaneously stricken with bronchitis. Sunn 0))) guitarist Stephen O'Malley expressed interest in keeping Campbell on as a regular vocalist when the tour ended, but the rest of the band resisted the move on the grounds that Campbell's bellows were "too throaty" to fit in the context of the songs. As a gesture of goodwill, they are currently recording an album of Campbell covers, tenatively titled "By the Time I Get to Phoenix: the Songs of Glen Campbell."
-- owen moorhead (owen_...), January 17th, 2006.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:47 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

Was just going to answer with Cap'n Crunch as well.

-- Stan Fields (stanfield...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:48 PM. (Stan Fields) (later) (link)

That shit is like, "Hey, roof of your mouth? My name is Cap'n Crunch, and I AM GOING TO HOUSE YOU."

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:51 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

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Hey, I prefer written porn too.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:18 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

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DADDY?
-- killy (babyleni...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:21 AM. (baby lenin pin) (later)

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Proud of ya, kiddo!

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:22 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

-- , (...), Today 7:47 PM

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 3:19 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

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-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 3:21 PM. (Ex Leon) (later) (link)

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), January 17th, 2006.

The core is atmosphere, at which they excelled.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 17th, 2006.

your hairness is right.

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), January 17th, 2006.

don't you mean 'vibe'?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), January 17th, 2006.

No, I leave that term to Phish fans.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 17th, 2006.

it's actually about the Peruvian healthcare system.
-- latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (posercore24...), January 17th, 2006. (latebloomer) (later)

This is fabulous =)

They have a dossier that alleges Bush considered bombing Al Jarreau.
-- Sororah T Massacre

http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp6.jpg http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp8.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006. (link)

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

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i didn't know where the closest bus stop was

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

-- Sasha (gen.nuisanc...), January 17th, 2006 11:22 PM.

i miss her, and i'm sure i'm not the only one either.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 3:59 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

pablo your sentiments are seconded.

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:04 PM. (jergins) (later) (link)

ask sean hall, it's his board

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:08 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

i'd love to, problem is that he's not around much.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:09 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

Sean said it's cool.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:30 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

so he unbanned her from aja/dante then? problem solved! it's just that simple!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:33 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

she has a sitewide ip ban, can he lift that?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:36 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

yes, just ask him. it'll only work on the aja/dante board though.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

anyone have Sean's email?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 6:20 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

dubpl*test*le@hotmail.com

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:50 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

p.s. are you guys in chicago?

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

-- R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (dr_...), March 23rd, 2006 2:45 PM. (ex machina)

-- Greg Schaeffer (mr_grogra...), March 23rd, 2006.

-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...) (webmail), March 24th, 2006. (link)

I know what you mean.Who wants to laugh when you can just smirk?
In fact, I'm going to switch from LOL and ROFFLES to WS and ROFFSE.

SMAO!:-)

-- Smirky McSmirkerson (wry_smirk @ motherfucker.com) (webmail), March 24th, 2006. (link)

-- Masked Gazza (m...), March 24th, 2006.

Don't say the viewer.

-- Masked Gazza (m...), March 24th, 2006.

Spoilsport

-- Dadaismus, the Male Poster (dadaismu...), March 24th, 2006.

Instead of 'Clock Soup'how about 'Alphabet Soup'. As in "I could eat Alphabet Soup and shit better short fiction, poetry and occasional articles and interviews than this."

-- dr lulu (dr.lulu66...), March 24th, 2006.

-- J.D. (aubade8...), March 24th, 2006

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), March 24th, 2006 5:27 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), September 27th, 2002 10:54 AM. (mike)

It could be worse, it could be Norman Mailer.

-- rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 27th, 2002 11:00 AM. (rosemary)

SNAKES ON A PAGE

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (estebanbutte...), March 25th, 2006 11:11 AM. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (link)

(description of 3 types of Down's Syndrome) ... But those are the only variations of Down's that I know of.

-- Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle_vague@?!?!?!?.c0m), February 28th, 2006 4:56 PM. (noodle vague)

(look, I'm sorry, ok? I couldn't help it, I just rofled, maybe because it was on a serious thread, I don't know)

Answers

legs are broek.
-- gbx (in....) (webmail), March 25th, 2006. (skowly) (later)

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rjg otm
-- ken c (pykachu10...), March 21st, 2006.

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you fools
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

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quite
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.

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haha, you fool
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

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i said QUIET
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.

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what a fool...
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), March 25th, 2006.

Unless you're in prison.

-- M. White (boeldie...), March 25th, 2006.

Yeah, well, people shouldn't be afraid of sex, but it doesn't mean that people who are don't have legitimate fears and shouldn't be treated with respect and dignity! Being harsh on this guy isn't going to make him any less terrified. The guy could obviously use a little more support and straight talk, and a little less condescending snark.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 25th, 2006.

You're just mad because I made the awesome "closet slut" joke before you could.

-- Dan (Admit It) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), March 25th, 2006.

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), October 2nd, 2002.

-- meth lab for doug flutie (nutramentmik...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006 10:47 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

-- It is the nineties, and there is time for Curt1s. (curtis.stephen...), March 26th, 2006 9:27 PM. (Curtis Stephens)

(mainly for ESTEBAN's cartoon lunk)

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), March 27th, 2006.

I'm a little bothered by how very DV it looks; wasn't cremaster 3 shot on film?

-- kyle (akmonda...), March 26th, 2006.

i think it was actually shot on an organic laminate constructed of his own intestines

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), March 26th, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...), March 27th, 2006 5:00 PM. (Jordan) (later)

lois is hot - she is sexy and horny, and perte's friend fancy her a lot,
but her daughter is ecen better!
whats her name? forgot.

btw,anyone who think family guy is bad is 1.not my friend 2.should be band to planet mars.

-- dersde (...), Sunday.

-- Alba (albab...), March 28th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

-- nicky lo-fi (ilmforsur...), March 28th, 2006.

-- send your men of science quick (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 10:07 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (later) (link)

It's spring 2006 and I say EXCELSIOR to all you rofflers