Chris Martin responds: “Maybe we’re too feminine for the masculine and too masculine for the feminine."

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More than any band in recent history except for Jakob Dylan’s Wallflowers, Coldplay is typically seen as Martin and three other guys.

Yeah, when will people STOP GOING ON about Jakob Dylan's Wallflowers?

Jetlag Willy (noodle vague), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe it’s something to do with my haircut

Yes PRECISELY. *searches for stumpgrinder*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I will admit I liked him more back when he did a better job of shaving. Looked cute and boyish in the "Yellow" video, a look of innocence befits him.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah why not reference Rob Thomas instead of Jakob Dylan?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe they were just being nice to Jakob

miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Not grey enough.

Jetlag Willy (noodle vague), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

if he grew the hair out and shaved every morning he'd be a cutie if still Bono Manilow.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny, one of my best friends recently commented that Martin looks as if he's got downs syndrome in the video to Yellow.

My gfriend has a ticket to see them in Glasgow as some of her friends are going but she keeps trying to convince me that she doesn't like them that much.

I'd love to see Chris Martin go bankrupt. He's a prick and his music is utterly fucking awful. The new single is shit but not as bad as Yellow which is still the worst top 5 song in history.

Music Mick, Monday, 6 June 2005 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd like to see him in my bed. he's totally hott.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link

its that teacher's fault

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

It’s like in ‘Back to the Future,’ where you have this device that can turn garbage into a time traveler.”

that must be in the director's cut

Amon (eman), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

it's at the end man....

PB, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha I loved how Pareles was all like "Mr. Rebel" with that piece, you could feel the throwing of the caution into the wind, and I was like dude, everyone I know despises them.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

he's attractive in that repulsive way, know what i mean? like, the kind of guy you want to duck tape here and there before you make him feel masculine-feminine

Vichitravirya XI, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

What is a "bubbling level of vitriol"? Does this guy even know the English language?

ffirehorse (firehorse), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the influential Jon Pareles of The New York Times

um... a lot of people get the NY Times, and so a lot of people end up reading Jon Pareles, but I'm not sure anyone finds his opinions very consequential. Am I wrong? Unlike, say, A.O. Scott for film or Michiko Kakutani for lit--people care what those NYT critics think (in the U.S. at least).

These Robust Cookies (Robust Cookies), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

A.O. Scott is nowhere near either "influential" or "Roger Ebert" (two things unfortunately close to each other in this land)

Vichitravirya XI, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

yr right, I might have been confusing "influential" with "interesting". But am I wrong in thinking that Pareles is neither one nor the other?

These Robust Cookies (Robust Cookies), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 06:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"Maybe we're too feminine for the masculine and too masculine for the feminine."

Translation: "We're all hung like hamsters."

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link

"Maybe we're too feminine for the masculine and too masculine for the feminine."

IT'S CALLED MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD DUMBASS, QUIT 'EXOTICISING' IT.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"a more up-to-date list: U2, Radiohead, Kraftwerk, Brian Eno and the Icelandic droners Sigur Ros"

now that 'back to the future' reference makes sense!

N_RQ, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 11:53 (eighteen years ago) link

and a more up-to-date list: U2, Radiohead, Kraftwerk, Brian Eno and the Icelandic droners Sigur Ros

yeh, woah! they're light years ahead of their time!

jesus.

shit, x-post.

and chris, this is why people hate you: because you spend so much fucking time worrying about what people think of you. stop responding to every piece of criticism, stop changing your set list because of a mediocre review (how little self-confidence can this band have?) and ... ach, just stop.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link

This gets really old after a while. I guess everyone has to hate something. I like the new record. The last one got really old really fast, due to overplay (mostly by my fucking neighbors!!). The first one is great, still great.

I just don't understand why everyone is so angry at Coldplay around here. If you don't like "middle-of-the-road" bands, there are much worse enemies out there to strike out at. And how many I-Hate-Coldplay threads and posts does it take before you realize, "Hrm, maybe we've made our point."

It's like this is metafilter, and Chris Martin is GW Bush (a more deserving target). Geesh.

The Grauzone (The Grauzone), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Geesh?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

"a more up-to-date list: U2, Radiohead, Kraftwerk, Brian Eno and the Icelandic droners Sigur Ros. Much of the latter list is evident on “X & Y,” which often has a chilly, 1980s-inspired sound."

---Ok first what the fuck doesn't? Second THAT'S the uptodate list that inspired an 80s-sounding record? Can this guy fucking read? I guess tho liking shit that's 20 yrs old is kinda uptodate for a "rock band" right now. I quite like Coldplay, too. As it goes.

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Geesh is my favorite Smashing Pumpkins album

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link


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