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the trends section would be terribly disheartening if i, yknow, actually gave a shit

lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

what is DMB?

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

If you don't know what DMB stands for, you are fucking BLESSED! The answer is Dave Matthews Band.

Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Ewwwww.

Thanks for answering my question . . .

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

my school:

1. DMB
2. Coldplay
3. Jack Johnson
4. The Beatles
5. U2
6. Counting Crows
7. Ben Folds
8. The Killers
9. Green Day
10. Led Zeppelin

Movies
1. Love Actually +1
2. Boondock Saints -1
3. Rudy
4. Old School
5. Shawshank Redemption
6. Lord of the Rings
7. Anchorman
8. Garden State
9. The Notebook
10. Zoolander

PB, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The higher arrested development is, the cooler your school.

Stephen C (ihope), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Love Actually ?!?!?!?!?!? this movie is popular?

jmeister (jmeister), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

[crap]

hi dere, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

This made me laugh.

Top 10 Clubs/Orgs at SUNY Stony Brook:

Clubs & Organizations
1. i hate stony brook
2. i hate everything about this school
3. SBU sucks
4. stony brook blows
5. i hate this school
6. stony brook is full of mostly ugly people
7. stony brook is ugly
8. stony brook sucks
9. LASO
10. Pre-Med Society

whenuweremine (whenuweremine), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, there is a school where Counting Crows is the sixth most popular band NOW?? PB, do you go to the University of 1994?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, I was wondering the same thing. If you want to know where I went (grad'ed 2 yrs ago), notice how high 'Rudy' is on the movie list...

PB, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Top ten organizations for all of facebook is creepy

1. Lifeguard
2. College Republicans
3. NSCS
4. Habitat for Humanity
5. babysitting
6. Chi Omega
7. BSU
8. Football
9. SGA
10. RA

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Who are these omnipresent CHI OMEGAS

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

1. Radiohead
2. The Beatles
3. Coldplay
4. Bob Dylan
5. The Postal Service
6. Led Zeppelin
7. The Killers
8. Bob Marley
9. David Bowie
10. Elliot Smith

1. Family Guy
2. Sex and the City
3. Simpsons
4. South Park
5. Nip/Tuck
6. Arrested Development +2
7. Friends -1
8. Project Runway +6
9. The OC
10. Seinfeld

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

arrested develop at 6 is pretty good

Stephen C (ihope), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

My School

1. Coldplay
2. The Beatles
3. DMB
4. U2
5. Jack Johnson
6. Red Hot Chili Peppers
7. Radiohead
8. Led Zeppelin +1
9. Counting Crows -1
10. The Postal Service

dave c, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 06:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Oberlin

Music
1. The Beatles
2. Radiohead
3. Bob Dylan
4. Led Zeppelin
5. The Postal Service
6. Simon and Garfunkel
7. Coldplay
8. Pink Floyd
9. The Shins
10. Ben Folds

lf, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

1. The Beatles
2. Sublime
3. Radiohead
4. Coldplay
5. Led Zeppelin
6. Green Day
7. Jack Johnson
8. Bob Marley
9. The Postal Service
10. Pink Floyd

I blame hippies (uc santa cruz...)

how now (thatblastedhound), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link

19% of female students have liberal political views.

Wow, this is why I was having so many problems when I attended there, I guess.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

you know, if you list your school without the name, its pretty useless.

Stephen C (ihope), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Ramapo (NJ) is quite pathetic

1. Green Day
2. Sublime
3. Taking Back Sunday
4. The Beatles
5. DMB
6. Fall Out Boy
7. Yellowcard
8. Incubus
9. Dashboard Confessional
10. Hip Hop

Don L, Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"hophop", that is quite pathetic. That list also looks like its five three years old minus fallout boy.

jmeister (jmeister), Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

thats just three years old, not five-three

jmeister (jmeister), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Bard

1. The Beatles
2. Radiohead
3. Bob Dylan
4. Coldplay
5. The Shins
6. Beck
7. Belle and Sebastian
8. David Bowie
9. The Postal Service
10. Elliot Smith

marissa., Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

serious business, guys - back when i looked, Deadwood and Pete & Pete were both down like 13 points. also down, The Incredibles. little sigh.

lemin (lemin), Thursday, 22 December 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link

lets start a school where CAN is #1

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 22 December 2005 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone with Facebook look up these schools:

American
Pittsburgh
Emerson
George Washington


And post the results. Please.

Lee is Free (Lee is Free), Thursday, 22 December 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Bard
...
10. Elliot Smith

Best list so far, but I love how that's misspelled.

sonore (sonore), Thursday, 22 December 2005 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ask and ye shall receive. especially if you say please.

American
1. Coldplay
2. The Beatles +1
3. DMB -1
4. Jack Johnson
5. Green Day
6. The Killers
7. The Postal Service
8. Sublime
9. U2 +1
10. Maroon 5 -1

Pittsburgh
1. DMB
2. Coldplay
3. The Beatles +1
4. Green Day -1
5. Jack Johnson
6. Led Zeppelin
7. Incubus +1
8. The Killers -1
9. Sublime
10. Fall Out Boy

Emerson
1. The Beatles
2. Coldplay
3. Radiohead
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Ben Folds
6. The Postal Service
7. Bob Dylan
8. DMB
9. Jack Johnson +1
10. The Killers

GWU
1. Coldplay
2. DMB
3. The Beatles
4. Jack Johnson
5. The Postal Service
6. The Killers
7. Sublime
8. Counting Crows
9. Led Zeppelin +2
10. U2

Don L, Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I definitely think RISD is winning. Most importantly is the ranking of Arrested Development. The higher the ranking the awesomer the school.

Stephen C (ihope), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF how come all the schools seem to have exactly the same list for bands? I almost thought, at one point, that I'd been reading the same list over and over and over and ov... Is it compulsory to listen to DMB and The Killer et al. when entering when of these places???

Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ya, I'm really dissapointed at how big jambandish music is at college.

Stephen C (ihope), Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks Don! I don't have a college email address so I can't even make an account.

I thought for sure that some of those smaller liberal arts type schools (American, Emerson) would be at least SOMEWHAT different.

Lee is Free (Lee is Free), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I am seriously weirded out. Someone earlier posted their list as:

1. DMB
2. Coldplay
3. Jack Johnson
4. The Beatles
5. U2
6. Counting Crows
7. Ben Folds
8. The Killers
9. Green Day
10. Led Zeppelin
-- PB (non...), December 20th, 2005.

My school (which is Wayne State, in the middle of Detroit) had almost the exact same list:

1. DMB
2. Coldplay
3. Jack Johnson
4. The Beatles
5. Green Day
6. R&B
7. Rap
8. The Killers -1
9. Led Zeppelin -1
10. Country

I think this says more about facebook users than members of said schools. Trust me.

______, Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

If you want more varied results, check out the historically black schools:

Howard:
1. R&B
2. Hip Hop
3. Rap
4. Reggae -1
5. Gospel -1
6. Jazz -1
7. Jay-Z -1
8. Kanye West -1
9. John Legend -1
10. Common -1

Spelman
1. R&B
2. Hip Hop
3. Gospel
4. Rap
5. John Legend -1
6. Jazz -1
7. Reggae -1
8. Kanye West -1
9. Jay-Z -1
10. Neo-Soul -1

Alabama State
1. R&B
2. Rap
3. Gospel -1
4. Hip Hop -1
5. Jazz -1
6. Rap and R&B
7. T.I. -2
8. Jay-Z -2
9. Kanye West +1
10. Neo-Soul -1

Morehouse
1. R&B
2. Rap
3. Hip Hop -1
4. Jazz -1
5. Jay-Z -1
6. Gospel -1
7. T.I. -1
8. Kanye West -1
9. Nas -1
10. Common

And by varied, I mean "exactly the same but at least no DMB/Coldplay/Jack Johnson!"

musically (musically), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I think this thread should turn into "if you think your school is so lame, then post _your_ favorite groups on Facebook".

musically (musically), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do middle-to-upper class college kids still listen to Counting Crows and DMB? Didn't their popular peak occur in like 1997, when most of these kids were in grade school? Don't music tastes evolve? Especially since those bands suck?

PB, Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

In retrospect, I think the funniest thing about Facebook was getting a crush on some girl or another in one of my classes, then tracking said girl down on Facebook and being all excited, only to instantly lose interest at the sight of something like this:

------
Favorite Music:
The Fray, Dave Barnes, Dierks Bentley, Snow Patrol, Michael Buble, Hellogoodbye, Honestly, Five For Fighting, John Mayer, Lifehouse, Matt Wertz, Damien Rice, Stephen Speaks, James Blunt, Keith Urban, Jason Mraz, Tim McGraw, Jack Johnson, Cold play, Switchfoot, Gavin Degraw, Maroon 5
------

And I mean, that's just a generic example. This has probably happened to me dozens of times in my college years. I eventually gave up on girls I dated having good taste in music.

:(

stephen, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I eventually gave up on girls I dated having good taste in music.

I eventually gave up on being a sanctimonious prig.

funny because it's true, Saturday, 1 September 2007 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link

you spoke too soon

tremendoid, Saturday, 1 September 2007 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
DON'T GIVE UP MAN
YR NOT A SNOB YR A PIONEER

sanskrit, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:48 (sixteen years ago) link

the eternal psychological battle in the heads of college student music geeks

curmudgeon, Saturday, 1 September 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

damn right!

stephen, Saturday, 1 September 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

You know, some Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson songs are kind of good.

(ducks out)

DustinR, Saturday, 1 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Coldplay and The Beatles are at least good and Green Day and Led Zep are OK.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 2 September 2007 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"The Beatles are at least good"

---you are not Geir!

President Evil, Sunday, 2 September 2007 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah, Geir's good. Ish.

Just got offed, Sunday, 2 September 2007 12:10 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

lol I just held a facebook chat with Paul Draper (mostly about football), this is how all rock icons should be :D

Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

How come the ILX Facebook groups have such unoriginal names? "I Love Music"? "I Love Everything"? Come on, we can do better than that.

musically, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

people you may know = siblings you don't know of people you sort of know

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

shit, why is this on ilm? eh whatevssssssssssssss.

scott seward, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

just visited facebook campus, walked thru the door of the lobby, conference room to my left labeled RICKROLL

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

entire place is like one big land of dead memes

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

cool place tho, but Pixar is still the gold standard of office environments I have visited

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

I get no real pleasure out of Facebook until I see a thread like this and then praise be to Zuckerberg.

http://i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I posted to the ILM thread rather than the ILE one. Still a joy though.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

OMG please let that be real. You need to post that in the ILE Facebook thread for more attention though.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

OK so it turns out it was fake. Ho hum.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

lol

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know exactly why I'm enjoying this so much, but there may be a German word for it.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

is facebook acting really weird today

purp (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

not for me

:C (crüt), Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

goddammit

purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Some weird censorship going on today

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

like what

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

weird this is on ilm?

Oh its this weird thing where a guys blog cant be linked to on facebook without a captcha and other stuff

http://scriptonitedaily.wordpress.com/2013/04/25/facebook-censors-users-during-media-blackout-on-privatisation-of-the-nhs/

probably a thing like nortons does when wordpress gets marked as spam for one blog so the whole thing gets marked but still. Ive never been asked to do a captcha for posting a link before and it seems weird.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

I cant access my facebook account with new password to new mobile number as link is not working, also link was not in new email account, when they said it was sent.

Please help

lea rose, Monday, 24 February 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

your new password is: GRIMREAPAHBRB

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/iwaaSBK.jpg

Loving this cool new design, lots of lines

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

lol I forgot about the top 10 lists.

death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

haha i didn't notice this was an ilm thread! oops

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link

lol i remember the era of facebook when everyone supposedly liked jack johnson and coldplay

dyl, Thursday, 13 March 2014 00:42 (ten years ago) link

Worst Thread Title Ever Nominee for 2014

, Thursday, 13 March 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link

facebook used to be even weirder. the top tens. telling you when people stopped being friends or when someone stopped being a fan of something.

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 March 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

Lads

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

Facebook's algorithms remind me of a well-meaning but obnoxious co-worker who keeps butting into conversations.

"Hey, guys, you hear about what the Red Hot Chili Peppers did now?"
"Facebook, why do you think any of us care about what the Red Hot Chili Peppers did now?"
"Lots of people are talking about them."
"Are we talking about them? Do we ever talk about them?"
"I mean. You guys like music, right?"
"That wasn't the question."
"OK, I'll come clean. You seem to be talking about lighting Nazis on fire an awful lot lately, and I thought you could use something to take your mind off things."
"So you're suggesting we light Chad Smith on fire? I mean. It's not the stupidest thing you've ever suggested."
"Oh, no, I didn't mean..." (face turns beet red, runs away)

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Monday, 14 August 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

Best friend just deactivated for the foreseeable future. I have no one to go onto Facebook and whine about Facebook with now.

clemenza, Monday, 14 August 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

"Today is about celebrating friends and the ways they make life great. We thought you might enjoy sending some awards to show your friends what they mean to you."

fuck you zuck, i celebrate my friends by mocking them on the pvmic thread as is right and proper

mark s, Sunday, 4 February 2018 12:52 (six years ago) link

fake friends awards

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 February 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link

I didn’t know this was happening but if I don’t get any awards I am going to be fucking livid.

treeship 2, Sunday, 4 February 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link

"You can now configure Pixel events that are being automatically tracked"

mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

I found a credit card in the street the other day and within 48 hours had located the owner (two towns over) on Facebook, ascertained that she wanted it destroyed, sent her a picture of me cutting it up and received a message of profuse thanks. It was like a window into a bizarre universe where the site had some kind of useful purpose.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

good not bad

mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

I noticed that this thread is on ILM and briefly thought there was a new band called Facebook and I then unfortunately died believing that.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link

haha sorry, i just revived on the oldest extant thread called facebook

mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

I assumed Facebook was pivoting to music

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Facebook is pushing that "share a memory" junk where they make custom videos out of your old photos to boost engagement and I just literally got shown a bunch of happy cartoon characters dancing on my mom's grave. 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/6NKIXqqq9I

— Patrick Gerard (@PatrickGerard01) August 21, 2018

Eliza D., Wednesday, 22 August 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link

Not to victim-blame; but images of loved ones’ graves are perhaps better suited for Tumblr.

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Pretty wild flex from Zuckerberg here in Australia

Absolutely no idea how this will play out

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/feb/18/facebook-to-restrict-australian-users-sharing-news-content

the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

oh whoops didn’t realise this was ILM urgh

the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:31 (three years ago) link


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