yeah that shit was classic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
When I was a lad, if you wanted to have a bewildering shitstorm of this magnitude you had to cut and paste it from a previous bewildering shitstorm
-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, July 13, 2007 3:19 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link
You used to chew up a bewildering shitstorm and use it as a paste to spread between two other bewildering shitstorms?
-- Dom Passantino, Friday, July 13, 2007 3:19 PM
That's not even the best "chew up a __________ and use it as a paste to spread between two _________s" post.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Peep game:
"Injured Diana spoke after Paris crash, witness says"
But what was she saying...?
-- Mark C, Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:32 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
....
"place my resulting paste between two intact princesses"
-- gff, Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― The Reverend, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
it is
I think the post that prompted maracas.jpg might be even funnier than maracas.jpg itself
― dave barry (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 15 July 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
for some reason the citation of "barred" in that post cracks me up
― J0rdan S., Friday, 15 July 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
Pinnacle of ILX IMHO
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Monday, 22 August 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
1740: Half-hearted penalty shout as Rafael van der Vaart tries to turn Nemanja Vidic on the edge of the penalty area, and the big Serbian manages to get his wrists locked around the Dutchman's shoulders and execute a flawless Tiger Suplex '85. Haven't seen that one for a while. It only gets a two count, however, and Utd breathe again. Eighteen minutes left on the clock at the Lane, but do of course bear in mind that the title can't change hands on a time limit draw.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:44 (2 weeks ago)
1748: I don't...is this...? This match is threatening to turn into a farce. Javier "Hercules" Hernandez, who was not scheduled to be here, is walking down the tunnel and onto the pitch at White Hart Lane. Fans we apologise for this, w...can we please...can we get him out of here please?
This is not good.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:52 (2 weeks ago)
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
maraco/maraca: in Chile and Argentina, the former (male) form means maricón, as stated above. However, the latter (female) form means "prostitute", not "lesbian". Not to be confused with maracas which is a pair of rattles used as a traditional musical instrument.
― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
I keep forgetting to make a custom iphone/ipad cover with maracas.jpg blazoned across the back.
― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
the phrase 'a pair of rattles' is an enjoyable addition to all this.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
Not to be confused with maracas which is.....you probably know what maracas are if you are reading the Wikipedia page for spanish profanities
― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
omg just went down a marcello rabbithole
― what a horribly farmed "cock" (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
BLOOMING BLEEDING SODDING ARSE CUNTS!
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, October 12, 2006 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― what a horribly farmed "cock" (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link