SHUT UP ALREADY: Ultimate 2008 US Presidential Election Thread For Whiners

meth is a helluva drug

ok that was mean but whatever fuck these people

rest assured someone's driving that dumbass to the polls on election day lolz

the ballad of timothy pettigrew

http://ncronline3.org/drupal/files/images/10172008p07pha.jpg

lol "Footloose" blasting in the background

lol at "Footloose" in the background

xp

Obama camp runs radio ads in Wisconsin and Colorado focusing on the Ayers attacks:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Obamas_Ayers_ad.html?showall

u kno that woman points out, in a way, that the boomers were wrong (the stereotypical liberal boomer, anyway). there is only a very minor "change in consciousness" except through generation cohort change. even then, shitty ideas and objectively shitty people persist. what did mark s say once, way back when: the english civil war is not over? yeah, well, it's true here too.

at a certain point there's nothing that can be said to some people, and not much to be said about them. they just have to lose. tombot otm.

i think dan savage said something once to someone who wrote in to him about how his parents were being vicious to him now that he'd come out of the closet. he was trying to figure a way to get back on good terms with them and savage was like, "fuck them, cut them out, marginalize them, forget them". kinda otm w/r/t these types of people too imo.

Anchorage Daily News on Palin's response to Branchflower

http://www.adn.com/opinion/view/story/555236.html

http://palinaspresident.com/

McCain will bring up Ayers at debate

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14564.html

Sounds like a great plan

Obama camp runs radio ads in Wisconsin and Colorado focusing on the Ayers attacks:

Concise and effective, I think.

KILL HIM at the Palin rally in Scranton

http://www.scrantontimes.com/articles/2008/10/14/news/doc48f4ba8994588930223377.txt

http://whall.org/blog/files/lolcats-finish-him.jpg

OOOOH JUST LIKE THE MOVIE NATIONAL TREASURE

McCain is such a tool. "Why are you accepting the endorsement (by Mrs. Annenberg) of someone who funnelled $50M to a group associated with a person you consider a terrorist, Senator?"

"We've got to get ourselves out of this hole. When you're in a hole what do you do to get out? You quit digging."

JFTR that does not actually get you out of the hole, GOVERNOR.

Start digging sideways

Stop digging start grooving

tunnel to nowhere

break a sewer line, wait for hole to fill with effluence

Rising tide lifts all boats, etc...

"Dig UP, stupid!"

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/10/14/opinion/20081014_OPCHART.html :D

Country band The Farmer's Daughter is performing for the standing-room-only crowd. They played a version of the Lynyrd Skynyrd anthem "Sweet Home Alabama" but substituted "Pennsylvania" in the lyrics.

uh, what did they do for all the other lyrics in that song? ("In Philadelphia they love Governor Rendell?" doesn't quite work)

sure it does, Shakey Mo

they just sang "ni**er" over and over again

^^ kill him

lolololol

http://www.wolfenstein3d.co.uk/KillHim2ts.gif

Mackro, why ever did you have to create a link in my brane between 'kill him' and 'bj'? So not cool.

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-78507158105148_2024_6289581950

blame wolfenstein3D fan

christ, more of this bullshit, and this is from yesterday: http://thetimes-tribune.com/articles/2008/10/14/news/doc48f4ba8994588930223377.txt

Each time the Republican candidate for the seat in the 10th Congressional District mentioned Barack Obama the crowd booed loudly.

One man screamed "kill him!"

if I may be so callous, the only benefit to this is that swing voters are going to be more and more disgusted by mccain

After the line "In Birmingham they love the governor" they sing, "Boo! Boo! Boo!" -- Skynyrd wanted to make it clear that they didn't support Wallace.

So yeah, technically, changing it to Rendell would've worked. Not that it makes the misappropriation of the song any less nauseating.

its just the flip of the Republicans vilifying the "loony left" - they have their own unattractive lunatics that are now the core of their party.

(x-post)

So I guess the Friday thing in Minnesota where McCain was correcting the audience was just him playing the EVIL John McCain from Episode 557 Season 2.

altho the image of McCain yelling at his audience in a rally "GET A LIFE! You! Over there in the red shirt. Have you ever kissed a girl?" brings lulz

no, see Obama's NOT an Arab, but he IS a terrorist!

http://obama.3cdn.net/b889b999c93e7660f4_d0gmvywkn.jpg

O_<

mccain: "oo oo oo i'm just the right height"

(sorry)

Start digging sideways

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/dig_dug.jpg

"world's sweatiest obama supporter" amirite

I wondered why the OTHER election thread hadn't appeared in two hours. Lookit all I missed!

Symmetry required gabbneb to warn me.

today at that scranton rally this woman standing behind palin had a sign that said "NOV.4 ELECT HER!"

It was Angela.

killer!

Could people just post on the election day thread and not this one anymore, it'd be easier to follow just one thread?

who are you, john mccain?

nah

Hey, you can't even vote in our election!

I just like to keep following the one I have been. Haven't noticed another thread.

2008 USGE RESULTS THREAD PS GOP U LOST DIXVILLE NOTCH LOL

Well no wonder I missed it. That title is horrendous.

GOOD LUCK USA! ///// I LOVE CRICKET ELECTION THREAD!

Good morning!

As soon as I teach my 9:30 class, I'm gonna vote. According to local media, 4.1 million Floridians have voted already, so I'm hoping the line ain't too bad in the middle of the morning (my precinct has just under 2,000 registered voters).

The last time a candidate was able to claim victory on Election Night was in 1996. At the very least, Shrubya never got to look wistfully to the open skies as balloons fell upon him. Lil' fucker.

"We can't guarantee that your candidate of preference will win on Nov. 4," said Chef Ron Rupocinski of Krispy Kreme, which will give out star-shaped doughnuts to customers at select locations. "But we can guarantee that your right to voice your choice will be rewarded with a patriotic doughnut that will remind you just how tasty freedom really is."

crap, you all should lock this thread so my valuable posts are not lost to the void.

Everybody go here now:
2008 USGE RESULTS THREAD PS GOP U LOST DIXVILLE NOTCH LOL