russell brand - C or D?

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Oh yes, for like DECADES (in celeb time, in REAL time it's like long enough to fuck). They look so hapy together!

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

when the fuck did he get engaged to katy perry????

total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Just now.

Mark G, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not certain the world needs a married Russell Brand, but that's ok, because I doubt it will have one for very long anyway.

kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Then again, one of the most questionable "womanizers" I've known turned out to have one of the most stable marriages I've seen. When I asked him, right before he got married, how he was so sure that this was the girl for him for forever, he said, "Don't you think I'd know that by now?" A slightly unpleasant-to-contemplate but nonetheless fair point.

kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

He was looking very Hollywood on the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year the other day; barnet tamed, buff, a little tanned. Most odd.

exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

big sweat patches

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, definitely big sweat patches.

exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hollywood sweat patches

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

As big as Hollywood, aye.

exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"I'm not certain the world needs a married Russell Brand, but that's ok, because I doubt it will have one for very long anyway."

agreed.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Get him to the Greek was entirely enjoyable, btw.

akm, Sunday, 6 June 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

jonah hill looks like he's gonna go belushi/farley pretty soon

Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus fuck! Are Katy Perry's eyes ALWAYS like that?

Protect family from germs of disease (KMS), Sunday, 6 June 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought this thread would be about this Russell brand:

http://www.gameday-athletic.com/images/Russell%20Logo.jpg

Aimless, Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

jonah hill looks like he's gonna go belushi/farley pretty soon

― Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Sunday, June 6, 2010 11:44 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

does he have a documented drug issue or is he just fat?

i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

he took katy away from me u_u

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

ugliest pair of lead actors ever to grace a Hollywood film?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha otm

gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds about right

underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Abbott & Costello are Pitt & Clooney next to them

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i dig this dude
i think he's funny
lookin and i like the way he talks

a failed junkie who reinvented himself by eating a thesaurus (jdchurchill), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i hate to admit it but i think he's just so dreamy

time to see if i can deal with 90 minutes of jonah hill's convex neckbeard tho

A B C, Monday, 7 June 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

this film is basically hilars

paul krugman cameo!

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Monday, 7 June 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't realise RB was considered ugly. He ain't my cup of tea but I thought he had a ragged appeal.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Greek was decent. movie's actual MVP = Diddy.

Simon H., Tuesday, 8 June 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link

chicks want to nail him (ime) but he's not exactly 'handsome'

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

not ugs either tho

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i think this might have been a new low for apatow fam relationship storylines. pretty funny tho

A B C, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i wanna see this, i don't think either of them is ugly sorry

harbl, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

krugman cameo was very wtf

two months pass...

arrested for pushing & shoving a photographer & released on bail

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/russell-brand-arrested-for-alleged-attack-2010179

StanM, Saturday, 18 September 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/12/09/12342/russell_brand_revives_rentaghost

Seventies children’s TV series RentaGhost is to be turned into a big-budget Hollywood film starring Russell Brand.

The comic will play Fred Mumford, a newly-dead slacker who wants to be more productive in the afterlife, so sets up a temp agency hiring out other spirits.

Warner Bros has acquired the rights to the BBC1 comedy show and is said to be developing the idea into a Beetlejuice-style comedy.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

So to answer the question, D.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, from what I remember, the 'jester' from back then looked a lot like him.

Mark G, Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Timothy Claypole - fucking irritating character.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

So, he's not that guy.

Right?

Mark G, Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I always thought Rentaghost was shit, even when I was eight. Liked the theme music though.

nate woolls, Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

They could get Snoop to do the theme tune for the reboot, particularly the line "freaks and fools".

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Just saw "Hop" (don't ask, please) SO ANNOYINGgrfttftfhrgftfgrhfhfrgrrhrhrHE SHOULD BE CRUCiFIED

lively and fuiud (Pashmina), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

This guy is basically the British Yahoo Serious, right?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 April 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

No. He's much more of a twat.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Whatever charms he may possess (and I'm not sure there are any), I can't get past the grating reediness of his voice. Fuckin' makes Dave Davies sound like Barry White.

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Russel Brand atm is holding both #1 and #2 positions in the US box office (hop & arthur respectively)

kelpolaris, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

does dude ever not yell

borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

The more I hear people bang on about kindles, the more I think I fucked up by getting a sony reader, even tho I do love it and think it's awesome. The lack of wifi fills me with jealousy. And it suffers even worse than the kindle in the makes-you-look-a-twat stakes.

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

wrong thread?

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link

rue sold brand

estela, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

there is that aspect, yes.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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