Chicago: Where have all the serial killers gone?

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Where the F does it ship from? Southside?

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday: punctucation

"Chicago: Where have all the serial commas gone?"

Today: shipping

"Chicargo: Where have all the lake freighters gone?"

STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW'S RIVETING SUB-TOPIC

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Yowza. Southern Louisiana takes up a lot of room at the top of all those lists.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW'S RIVETING SUB-TOPIC

BOOBS!

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, that's for flirty Friday (or at least it would have been back in the day).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Boobs are easily discussed at Old Timer's, I'll tell you that.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

BOOBS!

"Chicago: Where have all the killer knockers gone?"

xpost LOLZ it's soooo true

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i vote for we talk about how my pussy is on fire, or rather how it smells kind of nice in my balzac area since i shaved.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Chicago: Where have all the killer knockers gone?"

OPEN YOUR EYES, MAN, AND DRINK IN THE SIGHT OF LUSTY MIDWESTERN WENCHES ALL AROUND YOU!

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

boobs are overdiscussed. those other two topics rarely get any attention.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

are you talking about your pussy and the fragrant bouquet of your balzac area, or those areas in general?

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA fragrant bouquet

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

God, Jesse. You are such a huge homo.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i had a crush on this girl for a while and she kind of dicked me around but we went to the movies 3 weeks ago and i never noticed until then that she had a killer rack. absolutely stunning. then i didn't notice again for a while but when she came over last night, bam! amazing rack in a hot machines t-shirt.

it's amazing how totally non-observant i can be sometimes.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

such things can also be dependent on the way someone dresses and carries herself. unless she's ginormous.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.maisondumonde.com/images/CPW/179.jpg

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what it was. i may have been hypnotized by her ginormous eyes.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

In her eyes, is there light and heat? In her eyes, are you complete?

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, stop it.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what you're quoting but i vote to change this thread's name to Chicago: Where have all the serial killer racks gone?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

my balls have a nose of white musk, cedar and salt air. Before they sort of smelled of rotting jellyfish and Gary, Indiana.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

it's amazing how totally non-observant i can be sometimes.

I think I'm probably...more observant than you are.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, wait, i know what your quoting now. i would assume there is both heat and light in her eyes, as light is required for sight and either she can see or she can really mask the fact that she navigates by echo-location. i would assume the heat is somewhere around 98.6, give or take.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

serial commas/killer racks?

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hints of terrycloth, bacon, and forest floor."

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan, you're in the right town for observing. Big 10!

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I love eyes like that.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

They make me want to reach out from the insiiiiiide.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Out from the inside of her eyes? That's pretty gross.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Terrycloth? I am familiar with forest floor and bacon, but does anyone really describe wine as smelling of terrycloth?

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i was just listening to an ace of base song to try to get that out of my head and here you have to say something again. mountain goats cover, but still.

xp i had the impression that we weren't describing wine.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ Jesse. What impressive balzac maintenance.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hints of terrycloth, bacon, and forest floor."

with suggestions of a piquant rochefort cheese and allusions to a half-empty aqua velva bottle.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i'm with julia there.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone else curious about this movie?

http://www.kino.com/oldjoy/

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

My balls have a weighty body, with a hint of oak and an earthy finish. Overall, very big and beefy.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

EZ, ANSWER ME.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Overall, very big and beefy.

like a liverwurst?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ball Spectator gave them an 87.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Oooh, oooh, me too!

I was secretly playing "spot the Will Oldhams" at the T&G fest. I got to 7.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"dark ruby/purple color in addition to loads of blackberry and cassis fruit, good ripeness and richness, decent acidity, and a freshness - consume over the next several years"

No, Jesse, I added terrycloth to differentiate wine traits for balzac traits.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

The greatest thing about realizing that you are an idiot is the thrill of realizing that you are smart enough to realize that you are an idiot.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Whenever you post that, I hear it in the voice of Lauren Hill.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved it when people ordered the Dry Sack at restaurants. It gave me a chance to joke with the bartender about how I once was diagnosed with dry sack, but I used some Vaseline Intensive Care to take care of it.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse - are you back in town by the 21st? There's a fancy wine event then, as well as another one this Saturday morn that I'm missing.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

First person who can give me a good definition of the word "cliticize" gets a balzac bouqet.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That said, I just went to the store and bought a box of Raisin Bran, a thing of Fig Newtons, and a bottle of Tamarindo Jarritos. I have some books and the Internet and I am going to have myself a TIME today.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL at Ball Spectator. Actually, Snort-OL.

no, Eric, I'm not.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Whenever you post that, I hear it in the voice of Lauren Hill.

What about when I post "RE-FU-GEEEES"?

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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