The Bobby Gillespie Bullshit game

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Time for a Company Policy revival!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Bobby G: "Hey Holger, ye ever heard o' this band Company Policy? Fuckin' brilliant they were, by the way"
Holger C: "Ja, zey vere appearink on ze "Thingummyjig" show mit der verdammte Jack McLauglin, amirecht?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Damo Suzuki: "Hullooooo ma ladies and lassies an' welcome tae Thingummyjig!!"
Holger C: "You are FIRED!"
Damo Suzuki: "Fair dos, I've got a gig wi' the Chris McClure Set..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Bobby G: "Can ah come too?"
Liam G: "Do they need a fookin' one-fingered piano player?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Christian: "Eh, no, I chucked wee Bobby oot o' my Alice in Wonderland club wan night, we get nice people in here..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Christian: "... aye and don't think ah don't see you Wullie Reid, tryin' tae sneak in the back wi' that glaikit brother o' yours..."

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Bouncers: "Biff! Bang! Pow!"
A. McGee: "Hey ah've just had a great idea..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Bobby G: "Who did ye steal it aff?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

A. McGee: "Right youse! Oot the back!"
Bouncers: "Thwack! Waallop!"
JAMC: "Yarooh! Leggo you rotters!"
Christian: "And now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our star of the evening - Former H20 Singer Ian Donaldson!"
Ian: "Aaaaaahh dreeeeeeem to sleeeeeeep..."
*ripple of applause*

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Holger C: "Oh gut, zis ist mein fafourite song of der H Zwei Zero"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The Ghost Of Michael Karoli: "I was always more of ein Deacon Blues groupie. Zat song zey wrote about Das Boot Called Dignity."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Holger C: "Ja, und das Hue und Cry mit der sehr talented Kane bruders, 'Gonna vizdraw mein Labour von Love/ Gonna fight fur das right/ To get inzide your heart, JA!'. Heppy days!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

These German impressions are uncannily accurate! :-)

― Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Pat Kane: "Do you realise the Baudrillardian subversion of that bomb I delivered to the foundations of England in the guise of a bland pop-soul song?"
Tom Bosley: "Marian, I'm home!"
Holger C: "Oh scheisse, not THOSE Heppy Days!"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Jaki Liebezeit: "Sonntag, Montag, Heppy Days..."
Holger C: "You too are FIRED!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Malcolm Mooney: "Heyyyyyyyyyyy"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Christian: "Ah've jist seen a good pal o' mine come intae the club... Malcolm! Malcolm! Get up here and gie us a song..."
Malcolm Mooney: "'... a gigantic octopus leaped outta the pool and snatched Mother Upduff up...'"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Damo Suzuki: "Hey Mooney, you suck! Get off that stage..."
Christian: "Bouncers! Put that Jim Reid doon and chuck oot that Jap guy!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is insane.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Christian: "... and when ye're finished with that Japanese maddie can ye take care o' this Sick Moothy joker?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it hasn't been born, hasn't been born, hasn't been born, ..

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Malcolm: Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs.

― struttin' with some barbecue (jimnaseum), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Christian: "LOOK! D'yer want tae sit in Smokin? Or Non-Smokin?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Bobby G: "Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs. Upstairs, downstairs"
Crowd: "Get aff, ya skinny cunt!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Liam G: *plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink*

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Sydney D: "COME HOME A-ROLLIN' STO-HONE! WHY DON'T CHU COME HOME? BUT MY SILVER HAIRED GRANNY HAD PASSED AWAY SO HOOO-I'M NO-BOD-EE'S CHIIIIILD"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Liam G: *plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink*

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

S Baxter: "Gerrabus! Norrisbus! Anarrabus! Ohhh...Heerabus!"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Holger C (weeping): "'I'm nobody's kinder! Nobody's kinder' I'm sorry but zis song cracks me up every time, you know, not a lot of people know but der Fuhrer's was a terrrrrrrrific dencer..."

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

K Stockhausen: "Christ ah cannae leave youse weans alone for two seconds without youse gettin' intae trouble! Away up to yir room and write a hundred lines: "I must avoid repetition"..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

(now I'm getting confused)

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Sally James: "Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Nah na na naah nah.."

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

C Tarrant: "Ooh where's the Phantom Flan Flinger? We're mad us! Vote Tory!"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Best thread ever.

― Neil S, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

omg this thread is hilarious! :D

― Trayce, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

More Bobby G bullshit to report, anyone?

― Neil S, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

he won life time achievment award in the nme, and all these fucking dullards like the klaxons were singing his praises. just disgustingly sycophantic. this thread veers into custos territory.

― creme1, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Isn't Screamadelica the over-rated steaming pile ever? Only Jah Wobble saves it from being completely worthless.

― leavethecapital, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link

This seems like the thread to point out that at ATP he was introduced by Nick Cave (who he was playing maracas for) as "former Jesus & Mary Chain drummer, Bobby Gillespie".

― aldo, Sunday, 13 May 2007 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Isn't Screamadelica the over-rated steaming pile ever? Only Jah Wobble saves it from being completely worthless.

-- leavethecapital, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:26 (9 hours ago)

fuck off anonydick

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 13 May 2007 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

bobby on late 80s scottish indie show FSD
"a car crash can be psychedelic"

― zappi, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link

leavethecapital, listen to 'come together'. it is the best song called 'come together' that there is. just ahead of blur and spiritualized. lol.

― Just got offed, Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, but until that realisation, he is a spaced out dude, everything is art and nothing's going to touch his world. Your broken leg is beautiful to him. A wound on someone's head is a trancendant statement on the link between the life force in us all, and the galaxy in supernova.

-- mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 September 2006 07:59 (7 months ago)

I don't remember writing that at all. Must have been me though.

― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Aye, that John Lennon ripped ma song off when ah wis personally invited intae Abbey Road in '69 tae play him ma LaMonte Young rarities ah swapped fir ma ticket to see Calum Kennedy and Una McLean in Mother Goose at the Theatre Royal. Ma maw gie us a right skelpin' when ah goat back hame. Cancelled ma subscription tae Whizzer an' Chips an' a'!

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 14 May 2007 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, if someone erased Bobby's vocals I'd like them a lot more. One of those bands where the voice gets in the way.

― leavethecapital, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I think America has finally produced its own Bobby Gillespie. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dimitri Coats of Burning Brides.

― unperson, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Wonderful stuff!

I like how he has to specify that he only turned his girlfriend on to "the cool Black Sabbath records". El douche.

Has there been a best of thread for vainglorious/asinine press packets?

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i don't understand this thread but i enjoy it

― lil waynes babymama (musically), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Still best thread ever

― sonofstan, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Roffle:

So this afternoon I have found out that Bobby Gillespie used to be Altered Images' roadie and that Clare Grogan used to call him "Bobo"

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

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