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my balls have a nose of white musk, cedar and salt air. Before they sort of smelled of rotting jellyfish and Gary, Indiana.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

it's amazing how totally non-observant i can be sometimes.

I think I'm probably...more observant than you are.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, wait, i know what your quoting now. i would assume there is both heat and light in her eyes, as light is required for sight and either she can see or she can really mask the fact that she navigates by echo-location. i would assume the heat is somewhere around 98.6, give or take.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

serial commas/killer racks?

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hints of terrycloth, bacon, and forest floor."

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan, you're in the right town for observing. Big 10!

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I love eyes like that.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

They make me want to reach out from the insiiiiiide.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Out from the inside of her eyes? That's pretty gross.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Terrycloth? I am familiar with forest floor and bacon, but does anyone really describe wine as smelling of terrycloth?

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i was just listening to an ace of base song to try to get that out of my head and here you have to say something again. mountain goats cover, but still.

xp i had the impression that we weren't describing wine.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ Jesse. What impressive balzac maintenance.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hints of terrycloth, bacon, and forest floor."

with suggestions of a piquant rochefort cheese and allusions to a half-empty aqua velva bottle.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i'm with julia there.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone else curious about this movie?

http://www.kino.com/oldjoy/

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

My balls have a weighty body, with a hint of oak and an earthy finish. Overall, very big and beefy.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

EZ, ANSWER ME.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Overall, very big and beefy.

like a liverwurst?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ball Spectator gave them an 87.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Oooh, oooh, me too!

I was secretly playing "spot the Will Oldhams" at the T&G fest. I got to 7.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"dark ruby/purple color in addition to loads of blackberry and cassis fruit, good ripeness and richness, decent acidity, and a freshness - consume over the next several years"

No, Jesse, I added terrycloth to differentiate wine traits for balzac traits.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

The greatest thing about realizing that you are an idiot is the thrill of realizing that you are smart enough to realize that you are an idiot.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Whenever you post that, I hear it in the voice of Lauren Hill.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved it when people ordered the Dry Sack at restaurants. It gave me a chance to joke with the bartender about how I once was diagnosed with dry sack, but I used some Vaseline Intensive Care to take care of it.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse - are you back in town by the 21st? There's a fancy wine event then, as well as another one this Saturday morn that I'm missing.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

First person who can give me a good definition of the word "cliticize" gets a balzac bouqet.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That said, I just went to the store and bought a box of Raisin Bran, a thing of Fig Newtons, and a bottle of Tamarindo Jarritos. I have some books and the Internet and I am going to have myself a TIME today.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL at Ball Spectator. Actually, Snort-OL.

no, Eric, I'm not.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Whenever you post that, I hear it in the voice of Lauren Hill.

What about when I post "RE-FU-GEEEES"?

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

But seriously folks, you know how sometimes you smell inside your shirt and you have a natural scent that is not bad, but smells of a very light human musk? And you know how girls smell different from guys? Well since I shaved (after months and months of neglect) I noticed that pleasant smell is back.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Tom Petty.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HUSK MUSK

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i find cliticism to be very constructive.

xp i always notice other people's natural scents more than my own. i know i must smell of something, but hell if i know.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

What about when I post "RE-FU-GEEEES"?

I get a cross between Optimus Prime and Warran G.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I assume Jesse shaved his nose hairs.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I did indeed. Now my nose smells like balls.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

are you savoring the heady aroma of your own manmusk?

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's time you told us about your flaming pussy.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse, I meant.

Oh what they hell, anybody can play.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i will refrain, thank you.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

but we're all waiting with bated breath to hear the description of jesse's.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Men smell their socks and underwear. I have seen it happen in a lot of cases. I do not smell my socks. I have been known to smell my underwear. This is normal and common.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

My puss is not on fire.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been known to smell my underwear. This is normal and common.

riiiiiiight. you just keep telling yourself that.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been wondering if other people would be chiming in on this particular point.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

[mental note: under no circumstances accept an eskimo kiss from jesse.]

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I only smell other people's underwear. This is normal and common.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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