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i can't believe i said "carries" instead of using the subjunctive. GAH

Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 October 2009 12:23 (ten years ago) link

Fun fact: the BBC was nationalised under a Tory government.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 19 October 2009 12:44 (ten years ago) link

yeah, THAT'll stop their commie styles in their TRACKS! oh wait (a long time)

Mark G, Monday, 19 October 2009 12:56 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Some guy on the weather forecast talking about a lull in the rain definitely used the phrase "a bit of rest-bite" today. Beginning of the end if you ask me.

The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:31 (ten years ago) link

Given the accuracy of the Met Office, that forecast might prove to be something of a damp squid.

Neil S, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:39 (ten years ago) link

now we have a weatherman wearing jeans. It's a speedy apocalypse.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Don't be such a milk toast.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:50 (ten years ago) link

DAMMING REPORT
was behind the newsreader on the lead item a few weeks back. ten o'clock news.

rap band (schlump), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:03 (ten years ago) link

I read something about Prime Gordon Brown on their website a few minutes ago.

ailsa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:43 (ten years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8273467.stm

The person in the video is not Clarie Middleton. I don't know who it is! (Not to mention that the new chief executive's name is "Clarie", not "Claire"...)

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:07 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

goddamn liberal shilly-shalliers

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/dec/16/bbc-africa-have-your-say

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:47 (ten years ago) link

I suggest all gays are put on a remote island somewhere and left for a generation - after which, theoretically there should be none left!

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:50 (ten years ago) link

(is it legit to do a kind of quasi-homophobic zing here? along the lines of DIDN'T THEY TRY THAT WITH AUSTRALIA? OH!)

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:55 (ten years ago) link

More of an Australophobic zinger there

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:57 (ten years ago) link

patosceptic

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:58 (ten years ago) link

Ban all Ugandan discussions, that'll solve the problem.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:03 (ten years ago) link

lol

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:05 (ten years ago) link

Heard they were making a film about this - Last Queen Of Scotland.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:08 (ten years ago) link

Actually that's not funny.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:10 (ten years ago) link

you've just qualified for your own BBC3 series tho

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:17 (ten years ago) link

Too subtle

Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:19 (ten years ago) link

it was delivered by seinfeld in a guest role

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:25 (ten years ago) link

No, it was just a horrible joke to make, apologies.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:26 (ten years ago) link

i'm am literally sitting here typing in protest & outrage. i have half a mind to make a cup of tea and drink it.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Frankie Boyle will probably steal it anyway

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:28 (ten years ago) link

steve punt it's ironic because his name rhymes with sleeve

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:30 (ten years ago) link

"four original episodes" plus several hours of shouting

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

and that's just people who've been bought it

Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

Several hours of sitting in a corner, arms round your knees, rocking back and forth, muttering, "Why why? Why me?"

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Wonder how much they like them in Uganda?

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Now here's a funny song
To help you all along
It's really a bit corny
But at least it makes me money

I play this 'ere guitar
On Radio 4 ha ha ha!
The Now Show is just cack
it's a schoolboy shouting match

dum d-d-dum dum... dum dum! ba-dum pish!

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:45 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

LOL

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:32 (nine years ago) link

not even gonna read it, just LOL repeatedly

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:33 (nine years ago) link

is this about the axing of last of the summer wine?

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:45 (nine years ago) link

go to www.bbc.co.uk and giggle like a giggly one

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:48 (nine years ago) link

uh what was happening on the BBC homepage an hour ago?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:19 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:21 (nine years ago) link

ah. up to the minute as usual.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, any day now they're going to stop saying "haitch tea tea pee colon forward slash forward slash" before they tell someone a website address.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 18:43 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

right, am going into broadcasting house.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:27 (nine years ago) link

Er, why?

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:56 (nine years ago) link

Back in one day, in love with the liberal cunts all over again...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 20:44 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mark Thompson: I enjoy crack rock and trolling

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:00 (nine years ago) link

"Kelvin MacKenzie said he should be able to host a debate about immigration or Britain pulling out of Europe without having to present a countervailing point of view."

Yeah I bet.

like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:07 (nine years ago) link

lol in what sense do you have a debate without a countervailing point of view yeah i know it's MacKenzie ignore him or shoot him in the balls

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:08 (nine years ago) link

Debate:

"I say deport the lot of them" "No, no, we must shoot them all"

emil.y, Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:15 (nine years ago) link

"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
"And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:25 (nine years ago) link

like, who/what in the hell is mark thompson fucking in the photographs with which murdoch is clearly blackmailing him?

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:28 (nine years ago) link


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