so not gonna happen

OH C'MON, NABISCO.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8992/db5101775223vv4.jpg

douchebaggery is getting complicated, I suppose.

But PP those look like perfectly normally matched couples! The guy's apparent tanning accident is just icing.

But I meant more these club photos where it's like a "hot" conventionally skanky chick with a conventionally douchebaggy guy and it makes equally perfect sense and they're surely on equal and compatible levels of lameness.

holy shit at those two on the left

dude can we start beef with NJguido???

Oh fuck it, do you SEE the blue eyeshadow on the girl on the far right? And the salon-set prom hair? Those girls are about as Jersey Italian as it gets, in the worst subcultural sense.

yeah, but the dude in the pink jacket, laurel!!!!!!!!

HI DERE:

Photo Thread: Male and Female Douchbags and/or NJ Guidos

OOMPA LOOMPA I LIVE IN JERSEY

Yeah, he looks awful but so what? His date is a over-tan waif with Mariah Carey hair in head-to-toe polyester that's been Bedazzled.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/sonotgonnagbx.jpg

"hot chicks with douchebags" is just much better marketing than "guidos with skanks" I mean just watch some scorsese right

MAYBE NOT A HOT CHICK BUT DEFINITELY A DOUCHEBAG.

photo is funny, but clearly falls in the SO FUCKING OBVIOUS ITS GOING TO HAPPEN THAT ITS BORING column.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3971/herozp6.jpg

Guy on far left is no better except that he didn't wear a pink jacket and he's not looking at the camera!

needs to go here:

http://seedyuk.com/images/sonotgonna.jpg

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:10 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

no wider hair faker tan pink jacket takes the cake

xp

Takin' the party bus to the prom...

OMG!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB4027-751739.jpg
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2080-739387.jpg

Best site ever!

there is nothing rong with orange jersey dude's gf in prombus.jpg

except for her being with orange jersey dude

Oh fuck it, do you SEE the blue eyeshadow on the girl on the far right? And the salon-set prom hair? Those girls are about as Jersey Italian as it gets, in the worst subcultural sense.

bbbbut the eyeshadow matches her dress!!!

i think grady has something with the 'this needs to go public' idea. too bad diehliniraq no longer lives.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5374/herotu2.jpg

hay guys...

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/gunit.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(first of the diehliniraq pictures to get posted, and the only one archive.org has)

if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay

wau

shit man, they've lifted his beer.

too many emotions to speak right now

Some people's beauty standards really ARE astounding.

The girl on the right has some kind of mini black hole somewhere around the bridge of her nose which is sucking all her facial features in towards it.

Grady, you pimp.

She has also switched from a can to a pint glass. It looks like her beverage is kinda murky and brown. What's she drinking?

we have come full circle.

MARK C OTM

also, she has removed her jacket.

Do you guys not think she is probably Patty? Or has that already been discussed?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=49345947

pretty sure her name is Laurel, and that she's not from DH. where did u find that?

The guy in the middle is Mr. Hooters-T.

I like to think that Hooters-tee guy ended up dismembered in the trash bag beside the bed.

well, remy bean just bummed my trip.

pretty sure her name is Laurel, and that she's not from DH. where did u find that?

She had made a comment on Diehl's myspace, and I thought it looked a bit like the chick on the right in the original photo so I added her on myspace and waited for her to add me back.

http://a269.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_0fa98f3954e295dd02166ce85b935a3c.jpg

oooh, sophisti-bitch

yo griff

if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay

hahahahaha

OTFMB

(i was kidding around, shhh).