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JIMBO!!

jim, if he took time on a first date to explain "Esteban Buttez" then that question does not need asking

;_;

so much for vicarious living

It was only to explain my last.fm profile, through. Jeez.

(if you were going to Bondi, and you knew she was BURGIN', and could go into the water after to wash off the residue, it might be okay but still borderline.)

We're going to Bondi this Saturday!

Planning all your earliest dates around BURGIN’ locations – foolish or just letting her know what she’s in for?

it's good to start a relationship in an honest fashion

i look forward to her first ilx post

that'll show Louis Jagg3r!

Bondi was her selection, PAL.

Probably a good chance to demonstrate ANGRY PATO tbh

uh no

is that what he calls it

New Zealand dole bludgers! Lobster-coloured poms! Wanky cafes all over the streetfront! Awkward public transport! Can ANGRY PATO ignore all these things and lavish attention on his lady, or will only a BURGERFUEL STUDNUT STILTON and kumara chips quell his rage?

Awkward public transport!

OK, that I might get angry at.

YOU HAVE A TRAIN TO BONDI JUNCTION BUT NOT TO BONDI BEACH WHERE EVERY IDIOT WANTS TO GOOOOOOOO

At the Darlo Bar for Jay Katz' music trivia - twenty-one different burgers on the menu

the fortnight and week of burgersssssss

To be slightly fair I counted all three different sauce-flavours for the chicken burger

but still!

COGH very quiet today

it should be harbl's day in australia by now

considering a burger

might get sushi instead tho

there u go harbl

had DANNYS double plain, no lettuce, plus cheese, bacon, bbq sauce

chips were OFF THE MENU by the time i got there!!

you party animal

Chips...were off the menu?

Is Dannys run by terrorists??

the best damn terrorists in town!

oh no I am going to meet her mum tomorrow night

HELPP

this is all a bit quick

I agree.

AND HER MUM'S NEW BOYFRIEND

welp anyway i was shown this legendary selection of fb posts and i just wanna say congrats

double date

xpost

welp anyway i was shown this legendary selection of fb posts and i just wanna say congrats

wait

what

how

"congrats"

?

http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-3.gif

repost here jim, urgent and key

meeting mum: just picking her up at the house and then heading off, or...?

Er, sort of.

filling out a sexual history form and supplying a blood sample?

i look forward to future pwnings using this jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/3308js5.jpg

what if it turns out you have already met her mother, in a tent.

akward_reunion.jpg

Then it will be 'intense'! (in tents)

cougarandcubdissatisfaction.com

We went to Oporto's for lunch today. I think it is very obvious she is a chicken burger lady.

I guess I can live with that.

i go out with a VEGIE BURGER eater

consider yourself lucky

Veggie Burgers aren't real Burgers, my man! Run! Run!

you can still take her to burgerfuel, they'll flay up a chook.

does she like chips, i hope so.

^single entendre.

Had to go to Kmart to buy boardshorts so had an Oscar burger from Burger Bun
(includes onion, pineapple, sundried tomato jam stuff)

their chips are always a mistake, I should have remembered and had a green bean salad