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HOW MANY DICKS DOES IT TAKE?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

"Mug your father tonight"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

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"Bend Over And Open Up For The States Cock!!!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

london buses: best route for terrorists?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 08:13 (twenty years ago) link

i'm sick of elegance

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Penis attack C/D?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

"question about pornography and copyrights"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Killing your music alphabetically - C/D?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

"Sometimes I like to imagine that ILE is just a good forum"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

Oh. You mean that's NOT what the thread reads? Damn.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

ha! i thought that too. i was truly confused by the link to all of the food threads at first.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Mug your father tonight"

Awww, don't want to do that! Unless your father was a heartless bastard, in which case, heck, do more than mug, honey child! ;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

I read "Jet Lag Solutions" as "Jet Li Solutions"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 16 October 2003 06:39 (twenty years ago) link

How many ILE posters are tramps?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 17 October 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

who here actually likes music?

― man, Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

"Californians-I am getting ready to fuck you"

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

"I can't believe that Eminem died last night"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Suggest me some knickers movies to get me out of this depressive stupor."

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

ILX Doodies

― man, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

i got (american) election 2003

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

Which is to say, "i got (american) erection 2003"

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

Your favourite misread ILX thread titties!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

(In blind taste tests nationwide ...)

... ILX Crushes version X!!!

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

"I got (american) erection 2003"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:50 (twenty years ago) link

Ballsy Hotpants, Batman!!!

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

Internet Hardman requires new moniker
Instant Hardon requires new mocker

― Skottie, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I kept reading it as Hotpants Batman too - which is why I am here. In this thread.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

i was just wondering why every post made lately is at 12bpm

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:14 (twenty years ago) link

"What's the deal with Americans and catastrophes?"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

"Taking Sides: Pasties vs. Pastiches"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

Pasties vs. Pastis
(When in Paris ...)

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:49 (twenty years ago) link

Chris Guest's Treatment of metrosexuals in his Mockumentaries - C/D (12 new answers)

― Skottie, Friday, 7 November 2003 07:59 (twenty years ago) link

lee-shaving

(!!!)

― L(E^24) (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

"IS smoked salmon ok to eat without stockings???"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 8 November 2003 08:48 (twenty years ago) link

The "pro-anal" movement - WTF?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 09:50 (twenty years ago) link

I misread Places to put Your Penis as Places to Put Your Pens.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

I like Luna's misreading better than yours, Mark.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Come anticipate EMF with me"

arrgghh!!!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

"Am I alone in liking Sean, I ask myself"

Poor Sean!!! ;(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:25 (twenty years ago) link

"heart of london = wasteland?"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

"Can You Get Ned"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

I need a Jizz Buddy!

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

that mcjob one keeps making me go "what? what did I do?"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 13 November 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Europe's toilet skyscraper approved

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

Justyn Dillingham Dilemna!!!! HELP HELP HELP! 1

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

Your favorite misread ILX thread titles!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

oh no! office holiday panties! oh no!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

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I EAT CANNABIS

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

We're Having an Erection!

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

Timbaland Charged With Murder (35 new answers)

like he could sneak up on anyone, big fattypants

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

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