Ridiculous On-Stage, Between Song Banter

Daniel Johnston fan and member of Glass Eye, Kathy McCarty, was just hilarious between songs. There's a 45 Glass Eye put out with their cover of "Satellite of Love" and the B-Side was a track called "Rock of Hand" that's a hoot. Always remembered this awful gag from a Glass Eye show: "Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? No? They're making headlines!"

I'd like to hear more from the Stick Men With Ray Guns guy, his little voice cracks me up...

"There's gotta be a singer somewhere out there that knows every single song we've ever written."
"I got it! They're talkin about me! ... We came down her and we're glad you found us...We don't care if ya don't like us or if ya like us we came, that's that, we wanna see you guys...I'm from fuckin' Texas! I love everybody! FUCK REAGAAAAN!"

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Grant Lee Phillips plus Robyn Hitchcock is hilarious.

http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi4747/4c8cb6bc001c903a47679460/0/elvis%20presley%20-%20having%20fun%20with%20elvis%20on%20stage

Not on stage, but love David Johansen at the start of this cut of Pills:
http://www.willardswormholes.com/?p=474

"What you macho motherfuckers getting all ATTITUDICAL about, man? We know you both got COCKS!"

I was going to start a thread called "greatest thing ever said on stage", but I guess I'll revive this one unless someone can find one more appropriate. My first three nominations would be:

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" - Johnny Rotten in San Francisco, CA

"You're all a bunch of fucking idiots!" - Jim Morrison in Miami, FL

"Who won the war?"/"I have a hard-on!" - Grace Slick in Lorelei, Germany

"We're different from the other bands here tonight. We're punk rock. Fuck you." - Calvin Johnson of Beat Happening onstage at some sort of grungefest in Seattle, 1991

These are all rubbish

'Sing it Axl' re. Westerberg and Stinson is hilarious

Yeah, you're also shite, Calvin