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pretty sure her name is Laurel, and that she's not from DH. where did u find that?

She had made a comment on Diehl's myspace, and I thought it looked a bit like the chick on the right in the original photo so I added her on myspace and waited for her to add me back.

Kate, non masonic, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

oooh, sophisti-bitch

andi, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link

yo griff

mookieproof, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay

roxymuzak, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

Bimble, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

OTFMB

andi, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link

(i was kidding around, shhh).

andi, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

She had made a comment on Diehl's myspace, and I thought it looked a bit like the chick on the right in the original photo so I added her on myspace and waited for her to add me back.

lolololololol

glad i'm not the only one.

gr8080, Monday, 10 September 2007 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8992/db5101775223vv4.jpg

this pic needs to be titled, "U GONNA GET RAPED BY MELANOMA"

Eisbaer, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Am I naive, but who the fuck thinks that such a look is attractive? Can't they count the sniggers which must outweigh the amount of "OMG HEZ A COOTIE! TEEHEEE" writings on the toilet door?

nathalie, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

What...

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S SKIN?

en i see kay, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I would hope, in a way, it's a skin disease so his parents realize he's not the idiot he really is.

Does that make sense?

But then what about the hair? Permanently frozen due to shock?

nathalie, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i've seen dudes with hair like that -- i would, since i live in northern new jersey & the NY metro area is, like, ground-zero for that kinda shit.

i've NEVER seen that kind of oompa-loompaish orange skin, not on a young guy anyway -- i've seen some older women who look almost that orangeish, though.

Eisbaer, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link

In Japan it wasn't that uncommon for a while. It was almost that orange, but not quite. Still looked quite daft.

nathalie, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

besides oompa-loompas, mr. lobster-skin also looks like this fellow:

http://www.pirate-king.com/images/palywoschmiser2.jpg

Eisbaer, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:44 (sixteen years ago) link

never mind my bandwidth-thievery -- here is what he looks like:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/palywoschmiser2.jpg

Eisbaer, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

bill clinton?

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder if Mr Pink laughs at the guy on the right for being so pale.

nathalie, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear Jesus,

Please never ever let this thread die.

Thanks.

Dandy Don Weiner, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

this pic needs to be titled, "U GONNA GET RAPED BY MELANOMA"

Why, have studies linked tan-in-a-can to melanoma?

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Where is that Eisbaer? It can ONLY be North Jersey or Long Island (or maybe Staten Island?)

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

mods- plz delete all posts about guidos on this thread thanks.

gr8080, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't decide whether the dude in back tanned himself to look more like snoop or wore the old man suit to look more like joe dimaggio. ok delete away thx u been a grate crowd.

tremendoid, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Heat miser!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Eisbaer OTM

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Where is that Eisbaer? It can ONLY be North Jersey or Long Island (or maybe Staten Island?)

see also: rochester, ny.

tehresa, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

at least this happened

gr8080, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1042/678418018_1a2bd32e07_b.jpg

gr8080, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link

is that a tara reid wax figure on our left there?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

that is going to happen and you know it

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

oh, that's gonna happen

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

stripper/whatever on right has a rather pretty face

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

stripper? only if you're talking about PAINT stripper!

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

*rimshot*

(potentially with a double-meaning, too)

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/495378826_d0eab64a03_b.jpg

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32481193@N00/495378826/

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

(xpost) wouldn't be so sure HH. there is confidence in that boy's eyes.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

also, one on the right's smile is genuine.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

lol louis

gr8080, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Mevan Randeniya - whois?

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/littlemissjennifernicole

31g, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Kristine Elezaj's myspace is even better - she's a singer! Clearly destined for fame.

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/495390064_139e3954f4.jpg
What kind of assholes do this to a perfectly good Porsche?

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

freeks.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/305064458_4cf9f46be7_b.jpg
Gonna happen maybe?

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

stripper? only if you're talking about PAINT stripper!

I didn't even notice this until freaking Louis Jagger pointed it out.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

you mean it's all painted on? :s

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder how you get a job painting on naked chicks.

Abbott, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i wonder how you get a job being a painted naked chick

max, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link


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