WHAT WILL TEH IAN NAME HIS NEW KITTY?!!!!!

duplex is good, sharpie is good, stuart is meh, raekwon is A++++

my old cat used to be named Spike.

also:
-- Robot
-- Puppy
-- Iago
-- Dumptruck
-- Tom Brokaw
-- Ullr (<---- nerdy)
-- Gary

I was going to suggest Murdock and then I remembered it's from the A-Team.

for the thirtieth time, all domesticated animals should just be named "shit for brains" or "jackass" or something similar, since that is what they will get called more often than their "real name," which is mostly used to introduce them to visitors. only problem, if you lose them or they run away, it's not really cool to have to put up signs saying "answers to dickhead"

"Stuart"

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.

You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.

You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.

this is why it's okay that mr kitty is named mr kitty. in hindsight dr ben would have been better as "bozo" or "clown"

but what if chastising your pets comes more in the form of "stop being an asshole" then it is okay to call your pet Flower or Moondoggle.

Tombot 8080, really -- my dog got called "fathead" or "bozo" more often that not

Haha upstairs neighbor's cat is named Fathead.

our dog gets doofus, retard, spazhead, galoot but mostly veruca. ooo..there is a money spider on me.

i call most animals "guy" most of the time.

http://www.jwpjazz.com/images/Cityscape_David_Fathead_Newman_2006.jpeg

i call most animals "dog"

Burritoville

Taco Gato Loco

You mom's weeping vagina

I would really really like a kitty but I is allergic. =(

Do not like dogs. Filthy, violent things.

Except puppies

u are RONG about dogs but I will still give you a delightful fact about cats (and any animal): you can get used to them allergies-wise if you live with one long enough.

that's comforting

I lived with a dog once. It pooped on the floor and walked in it and walked around with a poopy foot and then ate the remaining poop. Dogs.

Jewish the cat is great!

jewish the cat, cattorney at law

^^^^ this

banning adam

??

corgi hater

HE DOESNT LIKE DOGS

o plz

delightful fact about cats (and any animal): you can get used to them allergies-wise if you live with one long enough.

RONG. grew up w/cats. allergic whole life until moved away from home.

friend growing up (who's parents were Hells Angels) had a doberman named Dammit. "DAMMIT, GET OFF THE COUCH. DAMMIT, COME HERE!"

PROFESSOR SNAPE

DR PANTS

JOJO DANCER

i hope adam's ban is only temporary. he is pleasant!

Bananapants

when do we gets more pics?!

it is crazy how pictures of people's kittens can srsly increase the happiness of my day

artis gilmore.

i need to get digicam batteries tomorrow.

other names:
Okra
Pharaoh
Tiberius
Wings
Scrapple

actually I'm beginning to think dr ben believes his name is "WAHT" bcz he'll be hanging out in the foyer yowling and yapping about something the way he does because he's a ludicrous fool and I'll be in here and hear him and say "what?!?" and he all of a sudden will shut up and bolt into the bedroom and stare at me.

rorschach.

Maybe the advent of CATBOOK and DOGBOOK will convince Ian to get a facebook profile :D

i was actually thinking or rorschach, kevin!
since he is mostly black and all.
also since he is the best character by far in watchmen.

is he a right-wing vigilante?

"wings" is really good

is he a right-wing vigilante?

name of thread implies that he is a cat, so yes. Also an inveterate rapist prone to incredibly sadistic homicidal acts whenever confronted with bugs, birds, fish or rodents.

i like okra but for some reason i feel that'd be better suited for a female kitty.

i heard that a name has been decided upon...

call him jerry orbach