game-related lolz of some fashion

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Usually don't find lisps funny, but "Now bear my arctic blast!" is great

Dan I., Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, that had me rolling

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

the michigan one at .41!!!
"but i suppose you have to..."

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"your arrows are like you... weak and twisted. I fear them... NOT!"

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"hold me if I'm dying... and vice versa, okay?"

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

dye me if i'm holding

George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

these are amazing, esp the mega man one at 5:10, can't believe that was a keeper take.

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

DOCTAH WALLY

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://paste2.org/p/506565

The Enemy (jamescobo), Saturday, 14 November 2009 05:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, more crazy Neo Geo guy:

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2724871&postcount=1032

Which comes from this ridiculous thread:

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196192

JimD, Saturday, 14 November 2009 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

BEFORE you EVEN consider having a go at my gf... she has an unbiased opinion of life... she works in prisons... mental health wards... high risk patients... looking after people worse off than ourselves...

When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link

that toulouse thing is kinda weird. i wonder if that actually stopped the harassment at all or made it worse

Nhex, Saturday, 14 November 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

totally creeped out by naked shot of the dude with his provates all pixelled out

When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Now I know all about him, the magic is gone.

Those pixellated pictures were the sophomore album that nobody wanted to hear.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Saturday, 14 November 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

also, the writer seems quite snarky but at least kind of reasonable. the msgboard rats snarking him seem mostly mental.

When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

zombie tofu????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shjYKodVD9A

zappi, Sunday, 15 November 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, capcom's RE team has a thing about tofu

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-TO2bz5iWQ

abanana, Monday, 16 November 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

abanana, i like yours a lot!

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhH1iijIzTk

wilter, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link

oh dear...
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-tony-hawk-ride/17-1665/

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 20 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

wow the totally inappropriate product placement alone is horrible

Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

mk4 bit above was pretty amusing

Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

giant bomb comedy intro is kind of sad though especially compared to consolevania, or even chris kohler

Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

that said i actually kind of like this type of review - too long definitely but neat to see how the game actually plays, menu to menu etc.

Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Comment on: 4460 - Dragonology *MULTi6* (EUR) (512Mbit) (BAHAMUT)

This item has dragons on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the game would properly fit my slot, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart while playing the game and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the dragons on my DS that I, like a dragon, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'breathe fire' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a dragon-game shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my dragons would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the dragons on my DS, I told her I wanted to breathe fire at her. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Dragonology.

Pros: Compliments my girthy frame, has dragons on it, attracts women
Cons: Came bundled with Sweet 16.

fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfGWeul6U5w

bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Super lol

Mordy, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

this is on the modern warfare thread already but deserves a place here too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn2jugK_Hk

NI, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

okay that's pretty tragic but the line

"i mean, call of duty five was okay, but.."

had me in fucking stiches

bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yi1PcAy-8l4/SwgalQkBFkI/AAAAAAAADBU/yaGF_HQ41e0/s1600/gt5701.png

"Casual Mania" – the name is cracking me up.

mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

when u gonna blog again

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

(xxpost) It's like calling a game "Half-heartedly Enthusiastic"

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

"Mildy Chaotic"

bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Al Quida: Gotta Catch 'Em All!

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link

alternatively: Poke My Mom

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

that Tony Hawk Ride game looks so so so so so so so so so awful

The Enemy (jamescobo), Monday, 23 November 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i hear ya brother, truly crap.

bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

that bulldog seemed to enjoy it...

(it does look a lot like a peripheral determining the gameplay, which is never good)

koogs, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/5408575/this-bulldog-is-better-at-tony-hawk-than-you

koogs, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

when u see it u will shit bricks
http://i42.tinypic.com/254v4w0.jpg

coz (webinar), Thursday, 26 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

?

ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Cliffy B looking mighty fine there. I'd curbstomp him.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

diet ethan hawke

coz (webinar), Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

is that pedobear???

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link


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