I, for one, completely endorse an episode of SNL hosted by fart sounds Larry King
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Only if Larry King is played by Norm MacDonald:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6qcvrF-4I
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6qcvrF-4I
The more I think about it, the more I appreciate the equator.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 16 November 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
double-u double-u double-u fart dash sounds dot net.
wow.
― goole, Monday, 16 November 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link
As everyone else is saying: the skit would've been better if it was not just flatulence that ruined Grace Kelly's pristine image.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Imagine how funny it'd be if they had Grace, when the camera wasn't rolling, talking about how her own experiences with voyeurism help her get into character each day. She could start going into these lurid college stories and Hitchcock would have to stop her (as well as yank Jimmy Stewarts' hand from his pants).
And why stop at debasing Grace Kelly? The second the movie camera stops they should've had Jimmy Stewart telling off-color jokes and joking about wheel chair sex with Grace Kelly. Just hearing a Jimmy Stewart impersonator be vulgar would be worth a few chuckles.
Then you'd have the pompous Alfred Hitchcock being the voice of moral authority etc. As it is it's Grace Kelly farting while Alfred Hitchcock and Jimmy Stewart watch - which is a letdown.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Just hearing a Jimmy Stewart impersonator be vulgar would be worth a few chuckles.
dana carvey did this like 20 years ago, and your ideas are terrible
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
how about if grace kelly dropped a deuce into hitch's jowly mouth while stewart rubbed one out
would that be funny
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd subscribe to their videos.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
why not save time and post straight into the o_O thread
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Dana Carvey did everyone about twenty years ago, so that doesn't surprise me. My quickly thought-of suggestions probably are lame, but it's hard to convey the humor of farce in cold print.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I love all the SNL fanfic in this thread. Would the masturbating Jimmy Stewart sketch be intended as a part of the official SNL universe or is this a multiverse spin-off?
― um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
it's in one of the seasons never released on dvd
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
ok guys you got me, my mom was married and named Shipley in 1980
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Well, look. If you do improv or write sketch stuff at all, you learn pretty quickly (even at a beginner level) that fart jokes and gay jokes are really easy and rarely good and are to be avoided as much as possible. This week's episode suggests that the SNL writers haven't quite reached that point in their comedy education.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, November 16, 2009 5:02 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ugh remember the Paul Rudd episode last year that felt like 80% gay jokes?
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link
that is not shocking considering the general genre of paul rudd's humor
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
So the next three hosts are Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Derek Jeter, and Jon Bon Jovi.
I guess the last ten years just didn't happen or something...?
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
god that is an awful string there
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
How hard up are they for hosts?
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
man how do they waste the jon bovi sketch last week, they should do it when he's hosting imo
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, and Jake Gyllenhaal in there somewhere, too. My general point still stands.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know why exactly, but that host list makes me really sad. Like seriously sad.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
January Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Derek Jeter, Jon Bon Jovi = point is that your first or last name has to start with a J in order to host
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
u r next
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
*exchanges knowing glances with Jon Williams*
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Hello this is SNL, they won't be afraid to continue beating that "joke" into the ground. Guarantee it will be on that episode.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link
January Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Derek Jeter, Jon Bon Jovi = point is that your first or last name has to start with a J in order to host― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 16, 2009 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 16, 2009 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
forks?
― um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Jake Gyllenhaal
His first time was classic for the "Law & Order Acting School" sketch alone.
I think JG-L should be pretty decent too. Granted, he was only a kid on 3rd Rock, but he could probably be a funny adult too.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah. There's just no part of me that understands Bon Jovi or Jeter, though.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
They are incredibly popular people who are charming and outgoing
― um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
If memory serves, this will be an encore performance for Jeter. I don't remember his first time being funny, though. In fact, I barely remember it at all.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost
http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0508/PalinImage1.jpg
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, this is Jeter's second go-round.
First SNL host of the new year!:
http://therichlife.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vsbefore.jpg
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know about the other guys here but I send all my SNL Skit Remixes to Lorne Michaels when the season is over. Like any good remix they are supposed to make him think "what if?"
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
This show sucks
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Joseph Gordon-Leavitt is awesome and I bet he'll be a great host.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link
My inner-frat child wants to see a skit about "Angels in the Outfield."
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
My name begins with J if you spell it wrong.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link
2nd snl host of next year:
http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/jared.jpg
― When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Jeter was decent for an athlete. But really, doing better than the likes of Michael Phelps or Tom Brady is saying much. I kind of wish they were going with A-Rod instead because it would be such a fantastic trainwreck.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
D'oh, should be "isn't saying much".
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I surprised anyone is up in arms over January Jones considering that they'll even let athletes host this show.
― Darin, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
the rock was a radical host as i recall
― max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, dude. He did it twice! Once as the Rock and once as Dwayne Whatever The Fuck His Real Name Is
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes the non-actors can be good if they just go for it and don't mind looking silly. i don't see jeter going this way though.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/derek_jeter_big_screen_cameo_HAUnrIHKNBtbI829udviXL
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
peyton manning was pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42C7wphzVY
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link