should i grow a beard?

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i just lit part of my beard on fire :(

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"light your beard on fire (feat. spliff star)"

mr. que, covering up the vital parts, lest he embarrass the ladi (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

SO into my beard right now

admrl, Monday, 16 November 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i am now 17 days w/o shaving and i look patchy but decent imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

oh right except for THE SINGES

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I misread that as THE SHINGLES and was a bit worried!

hulk would smash (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

lmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

so uh how did you accomplish this?

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

better your beard than your eyebrows, as I always say

Aimless, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

v windy today and my nearly gone cig went out

i am poor and need to salvage my cigs, so i tried to relight it despite it being v short

wind blew flame at my beard instead

i was on fire

that is the story of how i came to be on fire

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i have done this thing

GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

hoos i am v surprised that u smoke!

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

both beard growing and fire face that is xpost

GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

after shaving a couple of weeks ago, i am regrowing my beard now, but this time not trimming/shaping it at all to see what happens. it looks pretty bad, my facial hair grows slowly and doesn't appear to come in it all right under my chin

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

haha your beard looks bad

admrl, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

hoos i am v surprised that u smoke!

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 1:46 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

if i had to choose b/w smoking and anything else the anything else would win

thankfully i am young and immortal so

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, I wish I could grow a beard.

I really want one. A big gingery beard.

LOL my penny (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Beards are the only thing I hate about winter. I still shave my legs in the winter -- get with it, males of the species.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i had to put my beard to sleep

rip my beard 1989-2009

velko, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the best photo of my longest phase with a beard (2003-05):
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/1425004025_0b1eace3d2.jpg

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i've had a beard since i could

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

the jacket/beard combo A++

velko, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i've had a beard since i could

having a beard > being concerned about having an ID beard

rap band (schlump), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

wsn't really an issue ever BTW I stopped getting IDed when I was 17

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

ive had a "beard" since may 2007. but i keep it at like a 2-3 w/ trimmers

max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

'the panhandler'

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i shaved my beard, but it looked terrible, so i grew it back. i am now thinking of shaping it so that it's shorter on the sides but long from the chin. i am not exactly sure how this is done.

Buck Utah (rockapads), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

scissors?

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

good call.

Buck Utah (rockapads), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

my moustache keeps falling into my mouth

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

That is a mustache, not a beard.

Actually my hair is v. dirty today. Perhaps tonight I will try painting on a full ginger beard.

LOL my penny (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the idea of having a beard a lot more than actually having one

mark cl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Do they itch?

I always wondered if that beard-scritching thing that boys while thinking do is an affectation, or if they do actually itch.

Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400 for aphex twin tentacle sex (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

if you use a shampoo & conditioner it helps the itching. the itchiest part is like weeks 2-4 imo

mark cl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i grow a beard every few months, but i've never had a really long one. next time i'm single, maybe. i can grow a respectable 'short' beard in a week.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

So it's like any other kinda hair - itches when it's new, but settles in after a few weeks.

Damnm, I want a beard.

And I don't want to have to get a boyfriend to experience beard fun. I want one of mine own.

Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400 for aphex twin tentacle sex (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

have never had itch from a beard but like to scratch anyway, is a comfort thing rilly

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2730/4115270731_1c957e1e1d_o.jpg

Maybe I should get a sex change. I'm *much* better looking as a man than I am as a woman.

LOL my penny (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

come to mommy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

That *really* disturbs me. But the more I thought about it, the more it made me laugh, which only made me look like him *more*. :-O

come to mummy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

just some fyi to you young beardos, when yr gray beard hairs start coming in they will be wirier than regular beard hairs and they won't go in the same direction

WmC, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i just did some shaping and i fear it was premature

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yea premature shaping can totally ruin a beard imo

mark cl, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

can make it look a little douchey

mark cl, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

tho hoos i'm sure you don't look like a douche

mark cl, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

huh i always thing its good to shape early and then let nature work with the seams

plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i shaved my beard, but it looked terrible, so i grew it back. i am now thinking of shaping it so that it's shorter on the sides but long from the chin. i am not exactly sure how this is done.

this is kinda how i went when i was sporting a beard (that i think i'm ready to grow back). i kept it a little longer around the 'stache & chin than the sides. i'm cheap and used scissors (very carefully), but i suppose the multiple settings of decent beard trimmer could be employed.

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

just some fyi to you young beardos, when yr gray beard hairs start coming in they will be wirier than regular beard hairs and they won't go in the same direction

Last month, I grew a three-week beard for the first time in a few years and was amazed at how gray my chin was. Not terribly surprised, because I can tell from the stubble, but it was still fascinating.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link


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