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I don't know why exactly, but that host list makes me really sad. Like seriously sad.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

January Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Derek Jeter, Jon Bon Jovi = point is that your first or last name has to start with a J in order to host

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

u r next

peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

*exchanges knowing glances with Jon Williams*

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

man how do they waste the jon bovi sketch last week, they should do it when he's hosting imo

Hello this is SNL, they won't be afraid to continue beating that "joke" into the ground. Guarantee it will be on that episode.

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

January Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Derek Jeter, Jon Bon Jovi = point is that your first or last name has to start with a J in order to host

― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 16, 2009 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

forks?

um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Jake Gyllenhaal

His first time was classic for the "Law & Order Acting School" sketch alone.

I think JG-L should be pretty decent too. Granted, he was only a kid on 3rd Rock, but he could probably be a funny adult too.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah. There's just no part of me that understands Bon Jovi or Jeter, though.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

They are incredibly popular people who are charming and outgoing

um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

If memory serves, this will be an encore performance for Jeter. I don't remember his first time being funny, though. In fact, I barely remember it at all.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, this is Jeter's second go-round.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

First SNL host of the new year!:

http://therichlife.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vsbefore.jpg

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I love all the SNL fanfic in this thread. Would the masturbating Jimmy Stewart sketch be intended as a part of the official SNL universe or is this a multiverse spin-off?

I don't know about the other guys here but I send all my SNL Skit Remixes to Lorne Michaels when the season is over. Like any good remix they are supposed to make him think "what if?"

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

This show sucks

Spectrum, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Joseph Gordon-Leavitt is awesome and I bet he'll be a great host.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

My inner-frat child wants to see a skit about "Angels in the Outfield."

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link

My name begins with J if you spell it wrong.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link

2nd snl host of next year:

http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/jared.jpg

When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Jeter was decent for an athlete. But really, doing better than the likes of Michael Phelps or Tom Brady is saying much. I kind of wish they were going with A-Rod instead because it would be such a fantastic trainwreck.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

D'oh, should be "isn't saying much".

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I surprised anyone is up in arms over January Jones considering that they'll even let athletes host this show.

Darin, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the rock was a radical host as i recall

max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, dude. He did it twice! Once as the Rock and once as Dwayne Whatever The Fuck His Real Name Is

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes the non-actors can be good if they just go for it and don't mind looking silly. i don't see jeter going this way though.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

peyton manning was pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42C7wphzVY

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

peyton manning is funny in commercials too

max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc most of the athletes that host tend to bring in huge ratings no matter how bad they are -- wasn't Nancy Kerrigan one of their highest rated episodes ever? i can at least see the rationale for that more than getting the 3rd or 4th most famous person from an award winning but not massively popular cable drama.

some dude, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

If memory serves, this will be an encore performance for Jeter. I don't remember his first time being funny, though. In fact, I barely remember it at all.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 16, 2009 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

derek jeter's taco hole was great

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 peyton manning's comedy.

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Part of the allure of athletes on the show is watching highly successful people fail, imo.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Part of the allure of athletes on the show is watching highly successful people fail, imo.

― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 1:51 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, people have low expectations for athletes on snl so then as long as they aren't awful they come across pretty well

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't remember who it was, but there was an athlete on, a baseball player I think, and Chris Kattan is a kid about to go to sleep, and the athlete shows up like a ghost to offer all these aspirational thoughts and it's really touching, then one by one more show up till it's just annoying and creepy and finally Will Ferrel enters. That was a great skit.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Here it is. Helen Hunt was the guest but real athletes show up.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97ibaseball.phtml

dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha, remember when Wayne Gretzky hosted in 1989 and he did that sketch where he just said everything he thought outloud.

"Bye guys, if you need me, I'll upstairs masturbating"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

actual lols just from reading the transcript of that baseball sketch

max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

That was Joe Montana, not Gretzky.

lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh, SNL Transcripts...

"This is my master, Hannibal" instead of "mastiff"

come on fuck a guy

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks, dan... shit that was 86!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I remember being incredulous that my parents were not stopping me from watching the show at that point

lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i totally remember that one!

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

it was such a weird thing for Joe Montana to say

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

think that was maybe why it was funny

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I still bust out the line "I've got the rolling papers if you got the weed" from the baseball sketch fairly regularly. I'm rarely taken up on the offer though.

methanietanner, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

you're welcome, jazzgasms! (/joe montana voice)

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

loool @ 2012 sketch

johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link


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