A Farewell to Beige, Cream and Off-White Jackets: The Official Cape of Good Hope 2009/10 Cricket Season Thread

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he has the genes, the hair, and the two WI wickets on FC debut

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

also he is not BURT COCKLEY now there was some NSFW bias if ever i've seen it

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

another uggers australian test player..
http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2009/01/03/svBOLLINGER_wideweb__470x306,0.jpg

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

we do have the ugliest crickers tho

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

lol peter 'keith miller' siddle

anyway how dya know he's in the team

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/cricket/2009/11/19/1258219914337.html

^^

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yes i saw that but do you really think they're gonna drop HILFY when it comes to the TEAM

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean he looks like he is always abt to burst into tears you cannot drop him it wd be too sad

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

hilfy is ugly too iirc?

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

xp lol he does

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh some rubbish unknown queenslander with a saffer name has just smashed and i mean smashed his first ever fc ton off the WI 'attack' so i doubt you're going to be worrying abt the batting too much

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

tru. and no Gayle

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah. also bollinger is being notably rubbish against LITTLE TASMANIA who dont have ponting or jamie cox now there was a batsman i remember fondly

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

a LEGEND of the SHEFFIELD SHIELD, forsooth

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/102001/030791.jpg

truly a man bigger than the sport he played

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

bedtime

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

btw i'm happy Richie is back. Maybe they can off Healy now

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

^this

BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

think they should push SLATS as the new main man tbh

BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I think SLATS would love that

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link

SLATS is an enjoyable and agreeable type of fellow. It would be great.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The bigger cancer in the commentary box is Tubby. While he still remains, Heals is nothing more than a banana bending annoyance.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

liposuction

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't believe u dont h8 healz tbh

wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw

http://i47.tinypic.com/24eqcxy.jpg

wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Hating Heals would be like hating a mentally challenged person.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

a cuntish mentally challenged person

wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, you really hate Queenslanders, bro.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

A: no, what does happen to nosy parkers.

estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

^___^

wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

e, do you think liposuction is an ideal preparation for a series of test matches?

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i find it baffling, i saw the headlines and decided not to read the stories.

estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Most stories in the Australian media these days are about how high school teachers have been caught in intimate relationships with students, therefore, you are not missing much.

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

lol warnie opening the attack here w/ krejza! tight in the first over, somewhat less so this one

BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Sunday, 22 November 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link

he's commentating on himself now. it's the role he was born to play!

wicket maiden from mgrath was so classic.

BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Sunday, 22 November 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at mcgrath shutting warne down re warne wanting to go to slip

wilter, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

3/18!!!

bring the BIG MAN back!!!

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Big prediction: Australia's current bowling attack will prove to be shit. But not as shit as the Windies krew overall.

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Mite go on satdi

wilter, Thursday, 26 November 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/109100/109183.2.jpg

Well done dude, a 10-wicket haul with 7 still to take, and your highest ever professional score! Of 6! Not out!

GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Thursday, 26 November 2009 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link

we beat the windies by an innings we must be rly good cricet team

wilter, Sunday, 29 November 2009 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ 5'4" 19 year-old creaming australia all over the place like he is in his back garden while everyone else is getting bowled out

Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Sunday, 29 November 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

yuh that was amazing

wilter, Monday, 30 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

u gonna lose draw

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

c'mon windies (sorry aussies u know how it is)

jabba hands, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

was ABOUT to come here and post 'hotting up!!!!!'

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

where is ilx's favourite adelaidian when u need him??

jabba hands, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the best team performance by the west indies for over a decade btw

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf is pato - does he realise he's not banned or what

ted mulry gang gang dance (haitch), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

loooool

jabba hands, Saturday, 30 January 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Afridi somehow makes life interesting despite a 5-0 whitewash.

iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

mate i just tackled a bloke at the cricket

its cool bro he wasn't aussie

iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

A Special Commonwealth Bank Series Edition of Up-The-Arse Corner:

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/113500/113586.2.jpg

iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 February 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Twenty20 at the 'G! With special guest commentator Shane Warne!

Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 February 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago) link

GO HUSS LOOK AT THAT ONE GO

he's gonna have a bit of a job here, mind you

CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

tait going @ 160 here, jesus f'n christ

CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

3/13, fucken love tait

CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha! oh, poor pakistan, effigies will be burned back home tonight!!

CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, LJ - wherever you are!

Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

It's raining and Nine have exhausted their emergency stockpile of Two and a Half Men episodes - so here's a Australia vs England T20 match from '07?

Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 February 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the worst summer of Cricket...ever!

Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 February 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Not even David Warner's 50 off 18 balls could save this summer.

And thus endeth the boredom.

Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ya gotta lol @ the Clarke/Bingle situation

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/ring-of-fear-frantic-call-to-plumbers-in-the-night-20100313-q532.html

wilter, Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda lol but mostly...LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link


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