game-related lolz of some fashion

oh dear...
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-tony-hawk-ride/17-1665/

wow the totally inappropriate product placement alone is horrible

mk4 bit above was pretty amusing

giant bomb comedy intro is kind of sad though especially compared to consolevania, or even chris kohler

that said i actually kind of like this type of review - too long definitely but neat to see how the game actually plays, menu to menu etc.

Comment on: 4460 - Dragonology *MULTi6* (EUR) (512Mbit) (BAHAMUT)

This item has dragons on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the game would properly fit my slot, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart while playing the game and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the dragons on my DS that I, like a dragon, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'breathe fire' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a dragon-game shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my dragons would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the dragons on my DS, I told her I wanted to breathe fire at her. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Dragonology.

Pros: Compliments my girthy frame, has dragons on it, attracts women
Cons: Came bundled with Sweet 16.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfGWeul6U5w

Super lol

this is on the modern warfare thread already but deserves a place here too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn2jugK_Hk

okay that's pretty tragic but the line

"i mean, call of duty five was okay, but.."

had me in fucking stiches

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yi1PcAy-8l4/SwgalQkBFkI/AAAAAAAADBU/yaGF_HQ41e0/s1600/gt5701.png

"Casual Mania" – the name is cracking me up.

haha

when u gonna blog again

(xxpost) It's like calling a game "Half-heartedly Enthusiastic"

"Mildy Chaotic"

http://cache-foo-10.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/9/2009/11/340x_pikachu_mask.jpg

Al Quida: Gotta Catch 'Em All!

alternatively: Poke My Mom

that Tony Hawk Ride game looks so so so so so so so so so awful

i hear ya brother, truly crap.

that bulldog seemed to enjoy it...

(it does look a lot like a peripheral determining the gameplay, which is never good)

http://gizmodo.com/5408575/this-bulldog-is-better-at-tony-hawk-than-you

when u see it u will shit bricks
http://i42.tinypic.com/254v4w0.jpg

?

Cliffy B looking mighty fine there. I'd curbstomp him.

diet ethan hawke

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=355788&page=2

is that pedobear???

yup

nah it's cliffy b

i dont even remember what cliffy b looks like and somehow i immediately knew that was him

i guess it's mostly just context - the only reason to post a picture like that is if it's a game developer or something, and nobody in gaming is more famous for looking douchey than cliffy b

cliffy b shop aside u guyz are missing the real lolz which is gaf nerd making 1000 word posts where they argue shit like "To me it's just a game with nice cell-shading and some extra bloom to hide the mediocre texture work. I'm not saying it looks like complete shit, but to say that this game looks "good" is really putting it at a stretch." w/the heated intensity of southern racist denying the veracity of the presidents birth certificate

yeah i read the page u linked to and wondered what was supposed to be funny

i feel like how u said u feel about that rapist trucker vid - nothing in that thread isnt totally hilarious 2 me but esp forum nerdz bringing heartfelt intensity to a discussion of the graphics in a game that features sluttish cartoon 12 y.os working magics

I assume you are all over the InsertCredit forums then.

http://forums.insertcredit.com/viewtopic.php?t=10576

Hello, what? My point still stands: Nintendo is taking the PLAYING away from the PLAYERS, something game companies in general have been doing since about, oh, day one. My point is, and I'm gonna go ahead and re-iterate it here for your convenience, playing games is about playing games. I say Nintendo hates me because they're trying to spoon-feed me when I want to be challenged. I say they hate you 'cause I assume - perhaps wrongly - that you feel similarly.

Obviously the basis for my rant has squirmed out from beneath me somewhat, but my righteous outrage at every company taking away my play time along with the challenge of playing games is still rock hard.

http://www.charviinternational.com/images/big_vaginal_douche_spray.jpg

http://www.viddler.com/explore/Joystiq/videos/2450/20.65
Surely i'm not the only person who finds this video endlessly hysterical

it's uh.. more colorful gears of war?

yeah idgi either

looks better then the movie

http://bit.ly/5VSli8

i may be indulging in some schadenfreude

Up your game a little bit, grandma space shooter on the left, you're getting TROUNCED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo

well that just broke my head.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer

HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lCikx4gXDA

Cat Vault

TIME Magazine's Top 10 Video Games of 2010

1. Modern Warfare 2
This is a game that sends a message: Video games have something intelligent to say about contemporary military conflicts.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1945379_1944169_1944171,00.html