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now we have a weatherman wearing jeans. It's a speedy apocalypse.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Don't be such a milk toast.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

DAMMING REPORT
was behind the newsreader on the lead item a few weeks back. ten o'clock news.

rap band (schlump), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

I read something about Prime Gordon Brown on their website a few minutes ago.

ailsa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8273467.stm

The person in the video is not Clarie Middleton. I don't know who it is! (Not to mention that the new chief executive's name is "Clarie", not "Claire"...)

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

goddamn liberal shilly-shalliers

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/dec/16/bbc-africa-have-your-say

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:47 (ten years ago) link

I suggest all gays are put on a remote island somewhere and left for a generation - after which, theoretically there should be none left!

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:50 (ten years ago) link

(is it legit to do a kind of quasi-homophobic zing here? along the lines of DIDN'T THEY TRY THAT WITH AUSTRALIA? OH!)

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:55 (ten years ago) link

More of an Australophobic zinger there

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:57 (ten years ago) link

patosceptic

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:58 (ten years ago) link

Ban all Ugandan discussions, that'll solve the problem.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:03 (ten years ago) link

lol

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:05 (ten years ago) link

Heard they were making a film about this - Last Queen Of Scotland.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:08 (ten years ago) link

Actually that's not funny.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:10 (ten years ago) link

you've just qualified for your own BBC3 series tho

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:17 (ten years ago) link

Too subtle

Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:19 (ten years ago) link

it was delivered by seinfeld in a guest role

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:25 (ten years ago) link

No, it was just a horrible joke to make, apologies.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:26 (ten years ago) link

i'm am literally sitting here typing in protest & outrage. i have half a mind to make a cup of tea and drink it.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Frankie Boyle will probably steal it anyway

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:28 (ten years ago) link

steve punt it's ironic because his name rhymes with sleeve

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:30 (ten years ago) link

"four original episodes" plus several hours of shouting

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

and that's just people who've been bought it

Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

Several hours of sitting in a corner, arms round your knees, rocking back and forth, muttering, "Why why? Why me?"

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Wonder how much they like them in Uganda?

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Now here's a funny song
To help you all along
It's really a bit corny
But at least it makes me money

I play this 'ere guitar
On Radio 4 ha ha ha!
The Now Show is just cack
it's a schoolboy shouting match

dum d-d-dum dum... dum dum! ba-dum pish!

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:45 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

LOL

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:32 (ten years ago) link

not even gonna read it, just LOL repeatedly

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:33 (ten years ago) link

is this about the axing of last of the summer wine?

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:45 (ten years ago) link

go to www.bbc.co.uk and giggle like a giggly one

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:48 (ten years ago) link

uh what was happening on the BBC homepage an hour ago?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:19 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:21 (ten years ago) link

ah. up to the minute as usual.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:22 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, any day now they're going to stop saying "haitch tea tea pee colon forward slash forward slash" before they tell someone a website address.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 18:43 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

right, am going into broadcasting house.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:27 (ten years ago) link

Er, why?

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Back in one day, in love with the liberal cunts all over again...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 20:44 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mark Thompson: I enjoy crack rock and trolling

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:00 (nine years ago) link

"Kelvin MacKenzie said he should be able to host a debate about immigration or Britain pulling out of Europe without having to present a countervailing point of view."

Yeah I bet.

like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:07 (nine years ago) link

lol in what sense do you have a debate without a countervailing point of view yeah i know it's MacKenzie ignore him or shoot him in the balls

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:08 (nine years ago) link

Debate:

"I say deport the lot of them" "No, no, we must shoot them all"

emil.y, Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:15 (nine years ago) link

"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
"And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:25 (nine years ago) link

like, who/what in the hell is mark thompson fucking in the photographs with which murdoch is clearly blackmailing him?

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:28 (nine years ago) link

got no problem with dropping the pretence of impartiality in news broadcasting btw, it's just that Thompson and everybody involved in News International and their families and friends are cunts

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:30 (nine years ago) link

isn't there already a channel like fox news in the UK, ie sky news? only know it from kay burley bullshiteness, tho, never really watched it, and heard its coverage of the protests/riots was more Fair And Balanced than the beeb's.

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:34 (nine years ago) link

and that fat ugly dude who blew his stack at alastair campbell during the general election.

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:35 (nine years ago) link

that was Gordon Brown iirc

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:36 (nine years ago) link

i believe GB blew his load, not his stack

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:38 (nine years ago) link


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