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you're on the computer again, jeff. go outside.

turkey turkey turkey let's all get basted (some dude), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

im on my iphone playing in the wilderness

game over drunk man (jeff), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently samberg dates joanna newsom. wtf

LaMonte, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i learned about it a while back from this thread: SNL-related couple you'd rather hang out with

i also just learned looking at that thread that Fred Armisen is apparently 42 years old, wow

turkey turkey turkey let's all get basted (some dude), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

he sorta dresses like a middle aged dude in sketches where he plays himself or someone like himself, but yeah i had him at around 35. damn

fake plastic t's (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

a true old

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

What's crazy is that he didn't get into comedy at all until he was in his mid-30s. Just played drums before that.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

those kinds of stories give false hope to so many. go armisen!

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i love "what up with that?"

― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 23, 2009 2:03 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fantastic mr. forks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 November 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Rodney Dangerfield didn't start stand-up until he was like in his 40s!

fantastic mr. forks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 November 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah comedy seems like a calling that doesn't reach everybody early in life, i'm just saying i've never looked at armisen and thought "that dude is over 40"

it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude), Sunday, 29 November 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

finally watched the JGL episode, and dude sang in EVERY sketch he appeared in before Weekend Update (monologue, password, jack johnson show, t-giving dinner, what's up with that?). was he just singing at the offices all week and they decided to use it?

da croupier, Monday, 30 November 2009 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

What happened in the JGL monologue? Hulu cut it out.

mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I assume he sang some copyrighted song?

mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

He sang "Make 'Em Laugh," from Singin' in the Rain. But yeah, I think NBC strips out for Hulu any musical performance for which they'd have to pay additional royalties.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link

finally watched the JGL episode, and dude sang in EVERY sketch he appeared in before Weekend Update (monologue, password, jack johnson show, t-giving dinner, what's up with that?). was he just singing at the offices all week and they decided to use it?

― da croupier, Monday, November 30, 2009 7:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

saw his interview on Fallon earlier in the week and he kept talking about how he'd gotten an idea for his monologue as soon as he was booked for the show and had been practicing it for like 2 months before even meeting with the writers.

it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Rodney Dangerfield didn't start stand-up until he was like in his 40s!

No. He REStarted after years as, I think, a fridge salesman?

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

loluminum siding:

As a teenager, he got his start writing jokes for standup comics; he became one himself at 19 under the name Jack Roy. He struggled financially for nine years, at one point performing as a singing waiter (he was fired), and also working as a performing acrobatic diver before giving up show business to take a job selling aluminum siding to support his wife and family. He later said that he was so little known then that, "At the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit!"

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

saw his interview on Fallon earlier in the week and he kept talking about how he'd gotten an idea for his monologue as soon as he was booked for the show and had been practicing it for like 2 months before even meeting with the writers.

no wonder they were like "holy shit, this guy really likes to sing...let's just have him do that in everything."

da croupier, Monday, 30 November 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

morbidly looking forward to blake lively, maybe they'll have her show cleavage in everything

da croupier, Monday, 30 November 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

had to look up who blake lively was :(

mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently there's a song and dance routine in (500) Drowns of Zooey? i guess that's kinda his thing now.

it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

kickspit underground rock festival

johnny crunch, Sunday, 6 December 2009 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ninjas know

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 December 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i love "what up with that?"

― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 23, 2009 2:03 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 December 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

more like Blake LIFELESS amirite!?

someone explain to me how this lady gets any attention or opportunities whatsoever when she's on the same show as Leighton Meester

radric in manehattan (some dude), Sunday, 6 December 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

last year's champ, ass dan

I am a galactic activation portal...enter me (nickalicious), Sunday, 6 December 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

what up with that is the best thing they've done on snl in 10 years as far as i'm concerned

I am a galactic activation portal...enter me (nickalicious), Sunday, 6 December 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i largely agree with you

Nhex, Sunday, 6 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno i kinda thought 1973 colonel sanders NASA job applicant potato chip regurgitator thief collecting his hemorrhoid donut on the way out the door skit was pretty fantastic and unless i'm overlooking something pretty obvious maybe even the best job interview oriented SNL skit since the chris parnell/christopher walken "we don't hire dirty centaurs" classic

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 December 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if jenny slate will ever get through a sketch without stuttering

― freek-a-leekanomics (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, November 15, 2009 11:07 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised gucci autogoons nowadays (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Shy Ronnie is killing me

manuel EGOT-sching (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I keep watching it because I LOL everytime Rihanna says "The tree of knowlegde it grows cause we plant the seed" and kid looks up and nods in slow-motion

manuel EGOT-sching (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Rihanna looks stoned or something tho

manuel EGOT-sching (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, it's like exactly the same structure as this, but both are lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_eHKqDwZ0

manuel EGOT-sching (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Blake Lively wasn't nearly as bad as I expected her to be. I was expecting a January Jones-style catastrophe.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 7 December 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

kickspit underground rock festival

This ruled.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

That's right, everyone gets pitchforks!

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

a special encore performance by mrs. potato dick

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Monday, 7 December 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

the worst he-man impression contest put it over the top 4 me

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Monday, 7 December 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Perrin on the transitional 1979-80 season:

http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2009/12/dissolve-into-air.html

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 December 2009 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i love "what up with that?"

― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 23, 2009 2:03 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:51 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

johnny crunch, Sunday, 20 December 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

charles barkley is hosting the next show ??

johnny crunch, Sunday, 20 December 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

ha srsly? this franco one is pretty good so far. i lol'd @ the jammies sketch

shartin jort (am0n), Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

have there been any joeks this ep

johnny crunch, Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I had no idea muse was so huge. They're playing at u2 sized venues? Is this what ppl like these days?

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i have never been able to figure out who likes them. i think its the britishes.

bnw, Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link

haha ive sent this IM to my friend, muse-fan abt 5 times, latest just recently:

xxxxxxx: i still find it hard to believe anyone likes muse

johnny crunch, Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

they seem undecided on whether they're u2 or radiohead

shartin jort (am0n), Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link

They're playing at the united center in Chicago - I saw the big fancy ad recently- and I just had no idea they were that sort of band. I worked in a record store abt 10 yrs ago and I remember thinking they were blah, sort of like coldplay. And now they're huge? Like coldplay? I didn't see that coming.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 December 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link


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