living the dream
― bnw, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i knew he was fat, but wow
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 06:24 (fourteen years ago) link
who is the fat man?
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
also, do i see rudeness?
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol what?
― cozwn, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
blonde showing her portal?
― bnw, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
the rudeness is a lie
― cozwn, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
as in 'shopped', or an illusion?
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
hard to tell, looks a bit like a bracken free ditch tbf
― cozwn, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31192713@N03/sets/72157622828179733/
― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
haha nice
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
sweet
― kingfish, Thursday, 10 December 2009 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.seecoy.com/chariotsofmortalkombatfire.html
― big darn deal (Z S), Friday, 11 December 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
wow
― kingfish, Friday, 11 December 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
damn you for making me waste 2 minutes looking at that, thinking there'd be something more to it
also, unmasked Subzero can suck it
― Nhex, Friday, 11 December 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I spent 15 minutes staring at it and didn't even make it past the first row. Mesmerizing.
― big darn deal (Z S), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls
― the thrill of raising one of these stupid things (jamescobo), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
expecting thatll make it on your oh ten top ten tbh
― ^_^ (_² ÷_X +_- (Lamp), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
"Leave now before I call the police"Presumably there will also be an add-on force feedback attachment to simulate the player being kicked in the nads...
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
More concerned is http://kotaku.com/5411152/five-steps-to-total-pwnage-of-a-gamer-girls-heart?skyline=true&s=x
― Mordy, Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
concerning*
Can't take it too seriously, it's Kotaku. Sure it's probably cancelled out their last few efforts to be a "serious" "legitimate" place for games writing, but I guess like Raven Alexis, they're not hardcore enough HEYOOOOOOOOOOO
― Nhex, Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
4) Plant a fake virus on your friend's computer, and then come to the "rescue" very loudly and triumphantly as she looks on. Appear to save his computer from sheer and utter demise, and then hope that she is attracted to your knightly tendencies. Just make sure that while you're saving your friend's computer, he doesn't go over and talk to her first.
― that is a whole discussion within itself that is worth debating (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
well then why not plant it on her computer instead, of course this implies that she is going to want to contact you to fix it.
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Monday, 14 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Best not to GIS Raven Alexis at work, shall we say
― kingfish, Monday, 14 December 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
best part is Crecente ensuring an avalanche of maudlin self-righteous butthurtedness with four words:
Brian Crecente02:10 PM
@Vivalacherry: How is it insulting?
― Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Lamp (jamescobo), Monday, 14 December 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
kotaku is the worst website ever. and their guy in japan, brian ashcraft, is the worst web journalist ever: he just can't write a decent sentence, has a really off sense of humour, and if you skim the page and there's some creepy story about a japanese pornstar/porno manga/porno video game/anything vaguely creepy and nsfw, you can bet your life it was written by ashcraft, in a wanking-while-i#m-typing, shiroibasketshoes style.
― I don't think this is funny..Much Clown Love Ya'll! (stevie), Monday, 14 December 2009 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ws girl from don't be nervous talking to girls
― I am a galactic activation portal...enter me (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link
so yeah do we have a o_o thread
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/dec/16/adult-videogames-sexual-violence-women
― thomp, Saturday, 19 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
the rapelay story has been making the rounds for more or less a year: http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-last-word-on-rapelay.html
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 December 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i know, i was more amazed at the resuscitation of it in that context ... it was in the 'mea culpa' section they use for noting errors and giving ppl space to reply and stuff
― thomp, Thursday, 24 December 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm glad for everyone they didn't find out about the game from the same developers with bestiality with it
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 December 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cheereve4.png
― I am banman (cozwn), Thursday, 24 December 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
l4d pope takedownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THcnoaZbdvo
― bnw, Friday, 25 December 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-rock-band-stool-fail.jpg
― ea™e (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 December 2009 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ the J4gger family go bargain hunting at the Boxing Day sales...
― 12 inches of (snoball), Sunday, 27 December 2009 11:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't get the 'l4d pope takedown' one at all - is something wrong with me?
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
have you played versus mode?
― Nhex, Monday, 28 December 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v-v3jh-Cco
― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.destructoid.com/the-most-humiliating-modern-warfare-2-kill-in-the-world-159358.phtml
― s1ocki bomaye (s1ocki), Saturday, 2 January 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhomQFYv3M
― mad people slept on this one (stevie), Monday, 4 January 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U
― A flamebaiter named Tinderbox? I admire your subtlety. (stevie), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i49.tinypic.com/of7klz.png
― doomed... to fart (cankles), Saturday, 9 January 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
HAHAHA !
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Sunday, 10 January 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Knastymike/DatAssHWGuy.jpg
― cozwn, Monday, 11 January 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link
^mah teeth!
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/01/dantes-inferno-reprint
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
smh
― chartres (goole), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://thismight.be/offensive/uploads/2010/01/03/image/285124_Oh%20Ralph%21.jpg (NSFW but too good to languish on 77)
― ralph pls go (cozwn), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
more ralph
http://i.imgur.com/gW2v9.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6whhe.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/hJtMq.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/58dj9.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6ZOZF.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/cOwLk.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/C0gNd.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6Phcr.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/OaNVc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/2AFd0.png
― bnw, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link