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that's a thing of beauty, huey.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And the balanced argument goes to...

http://digilander.libero.it/gianniv/music/thn/album.sinead_o

― Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:39 (nineteen years ago) link

God, if only animated gifs could be album covers. (xxxP)

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:39 (nineteen years ago) link

that's a thing of beauty, huey

Isn't it just? I'm predicting some keen f-skin envy by the end of the day.

― Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

that is the most amazing animated gif ever
xpost

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

There's more!

http://www.circumstitions.com/Images/unfold-pisa.gif

― Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Clearly, I cannot claim these wondrous gifs as my own. They're from Circumstitions.com's Intactivism pages. See? Aren't people with foreskins so witty and clever!

― Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance"

Brian Eno, 1975

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I don't think I've ever read or heard a conversation about circumcision in which the uncircumcized men didn't come off as being totally smug about their uncut status. Just saying.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

We'll drop our trous
And throw our wood
And make our foreskins grow

― The Ghost of "Candide" Outtakes (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

It's all about wood, isn't it. First you say lesbians are made out of it, now this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I didn't write the lyrics to the original song; I can only work with whatever source material is at hand.

(I am ignoring the fact that this is all a big smokescreen attempting to mask that you're mad that I made the wooden lesbian joke before you did.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

When I was in college, one of my friends was gracious enough to let me investigate his uncircumcised penis so I would not be caught off guard.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.solearabiantree.net/poetry/images/velma.jpg

"Jinkies, a clue!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

this would never have happened if all penises are circumcised.

so obv it's a good thing.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ODD CORNER OV THEE INT3RW3B:

http://www.foreskin.org/page2.htm

NOT WORK SAFE!!! NOT WORK SAFE!!! NOT WORK SAFE!!!

SMEGGY EW EW EW:

http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

NOT ANYWHERE SAFE!!! NOT ANYWHERE SAFE!!! NOT ANYWHERE SAFE!!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not that odd.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

When I was in college, one of my friends was gracious enough to let me investigate his uncircumcised penis so I would not be caught off guard.

"investigate"!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, man, that guy's penis where he hasn't got a frenulum is decidedly odd.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

NO FRENULUM NO CRY

― The Ghost of Free Association A Go Go (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

So why was the above picture of Bruce Jenner as Cyrano de Bergerac as Kurt Cobain posted?

My day is ruined.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

six months pass...

'Artificial Retractable Foreskin'

SALISBURY, England, Dec. 12 /PRNewswire/ -- Viafin-Atlas Ltd. and Viafin-Atlas Inc. are proud to announce the arrival and commercial availability of the world's first "Retractable Foreskin Prosthesis" or "Artificial Retractable Foreskin" for circumcised men.

The product has been designed for men of all ages who suffer diminished sensitivity in their penis. The product is manufactured in Britain and has patents pending in 131 countries.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

cue one million inbox items offering V14F1N R3TR4C+aBL3 4SK1@NS

― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Get the set!

http://www.neuticles.com/shop/images/bumpersticker.gif

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Finally -- a bra for the penis!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I can hardly contain my excitement.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 06:36 (eighteen years ago) link

My parents are getting a beagle puppy this weekend, I'm totally scheduling a neuticles appointment for him after they get him snipped. A late Christmas present, but well worth it.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link

In America, you cut infant penis. In Soviet Russia, infant penis cuts YOU!

― Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 07:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yakov, I don't have a fucking clue what you mean with that last part of the sentence.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Lady, if you have to ask...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh DUH. Of course. Silly me. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

A penis is not a banana.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

In America, a penis is not a banana. In Soviet Russia, a banana is not a penis!

― Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/img/products/valentine_gift_ideas_dickalicious_banana.jpg

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:57 (eighteen years ago) link

In Europe, you buy sexual aids. In Soviet Russia, sexual aids buy YOU!

― Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:59 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

uncut penises aren't gross. you guys with intact foreskins do not have gross penises. so not gross.

― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 June 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link

speak for yourself

― Shat Parp (dog latin), Monday, 26 June 2017 08:16 (six years ago) link

rip van wanko mind u

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 26 June 2017 09:04 (six years ago) link

Actually have encountered so many uncut men with weird foreskin issues, mostly that "the overalls are too tight" and have to deal with stress and strain. Two men I know have had adult circumcisions and one man I know needs one

― fgti, Monday, 26 June 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

Ah the ole hulk pants problem

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 26 June 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

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