I am the MacGyver

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I once changed channels on an old TV set using only a pair of pliers and my own guile.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 September 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

Pashmina ought to have a few stories along these lines.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 22 September 2003 23:15 (twenty years ago) link

"Thank you, MacGuyver. You have saved our veelage."
"Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull!"

― Sengai, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 00:43 (twenty years ago) link

During the two weeks between when I broke my lamp and when I bought a new one (two actually) I fashioned a light-emitting device using little more than a dill pickle, some old candy bar wrappers and two thumb tacks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

Your "light-emitting device" sounds suspiciously like a miniature, makeshift rocket.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, I should probably disclose that by "little more" I meant all the stuff I listed and a flashlight.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

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