― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:26 AM. (Dr Morbius) (link)
― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link
for a limited time only
― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link
It may interest you to know that, this past winter, I was employed as a "tissue technician" (read: "roadie") for a medical supply company. My team and I would hold surgical training demonstrations that showcased the tools we had developed for the very same gynecological "malfunction" you describe above. However, since you can't very well practice cutting/sewing/re-vaulting on living people, we had to use the recently deceased. Or, more specifically, most of the recently deceased -- viz. their torsoes and a bit of stumpy leg. It fell on me to see that the specimens were properly thawed, cleaned, situated neatly into the makeshift stirrups (made from PVC piping), and that their assholes were sewn up so that they didn't leak any poop on the doctors.
Where there's muck, there's brass.
Love,
gbx.
-- giboyeux (in....) (webmail), November 30th, 2005 8:20 AM. (skowly) (link)
― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link
Friday: walk to the airport (I lived in Aspen, CO), fly to $CITY, check into the hotel, check on my "packages," go blow the $50/day food stipend on steak and wine.
Saturday: wake up, prep the specimen (see above), stand around for about 5 hours while the docs do their stuff, pack up, send off the packages, go to the airport, fly back home in time to hit the bar with my buddies.
Two days, rent paid. I fucking miss that job.
― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
dude, are you method man?
― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:52 (seventeen years ago) link
why didn't you fill their assholes up with caulk?
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link
NEEDS TO BE A THREAD TITLE
― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:42 (seventeen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsMEOG5FZw
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 March 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link