An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator.

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I miss Lara.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
Wasps, not bees!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:42 (nineteen years ago) link

As Teeny points out upthread, the bees are busy with a stick of their own.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

The thrill has been lost since I discovered the Hornet Hobbler.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't it just?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom's idea about moth porn is genius!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Just for fun.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
This cannot be allowed to sink down the New Answers page without comment.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

wow.

carly (carly), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer Hand, I KISS YOU.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer Hand, I masturbate you with a beehive.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 29 August 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

See, this is why Tracer likes me more than he likes you.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmmmm, vibrating honey.

Sweet ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

The greatest thing about that pic is that somebody actually has it framed, on a wall.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

IT IS ART

teeny (teeny), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
How have I only just seen that picture?!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:04 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
Working late = revive awesome old threads

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Somehow I think if I started this thread, you would not think it so awesome. That's racist!

Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

t/s: sand vs. wasps

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, sand, obviously unless it's in your kidney (and even then)

Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and BTW 'Joei wasp vibrator' will eventually come up with a Google hit

#1 hit Dan!

ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

An empty cigar tube filled with WASPs makes an even worse vibrator than you'd imagine.

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 November 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

#1 hit Dan!

ROFFLE

RUN NOW, RAGGETT

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
Two CO2 cartridges filled with a wooden dowel makes a good dildo:

http://godlovesmeat.com/spatulatzar/dildo/

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Insight into ILXors web-browsing habits = EEK

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

OK, I admit it I'm intrigued...
http://www.theconevibrator.net/images/product.jpg
Anyone had personal experience of this? It's good for men and women or so it says on the box.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

How does that even work? Do you sit on it?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

ding ding ding

^@^, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd love to test it, but I doubt there exists a shop which'd let you test vibrators before buying one.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually no, I think some sex stores have tester vibrators their customers can check out. But I don't think you can test it in, er, real use.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"think"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I lol'd.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

This fucking thread.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

OK, I admit it I'm intrigued...

omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.theconevibrator.net/images/product.jpg

omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't see how that would be fun for anyone.

HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

http://amandaziegler.com/tn_oglethorpe1.gif would hit it

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

that's really, really NSFW by the way.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

xhamster???? no thanks.

ian, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

dying @ How Long Can You Last? ad on the side.

clotpoll, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Wait, what?

http://gizmodo.com/5909857/the-bizarre-history-of-the-vibrator-from-cleopatras-angry-bees-to-steam+powered-dildos

I thought Tom invented this?!

Alba, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

There really aren't any new ideas, huh

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

"cleopatra's angry bees" would be a neat band name. Possibly.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

Ten year anniversary of this magnificent thread just passed.

i would never inflict the process of making a sandwich on myself (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

I neither know nor care what that story is because nothing could possibly top that url.

Trockasturm Hoar The Ramming Battle Ceraton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

i'd hate for you to miss out on this rare use of 'pro-tip' in a clinical context

“Here's a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina,” Dr Gunter added.

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link


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