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Frankie Boyle will probably steal it anyway

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:28 (ten years ago) link

steve punt it's ironic because his name rhymes with sleeve

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:30 (ten years ago) link

"four original episodes" plus several hours of shouting

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

and that's just people who've been bought it

Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (ten years ago) link

Several hours of sitting in a corner, arms round your knees, rocking back and forth, muttering, "Why why? Why me?"

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Wonder how much they like them in Uganda?

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Now here's a funny song
To help you all along
It's really a bit corny
But at least it makes me money

I play this 'ere guitar
On Radio 4 ha ha ha!
The Now Show is just cack
it's a schoolboy shouting match

dum d-d-dum dum... dum dum! ba-dum pish!

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:45 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

LOL

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:32 (nine years ago) link

not even gonna read it, just LOL repeatedly

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:33 (nine years ago) link

is this about the axing of last of the summer wine?

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:45 (nine years ago) link

go to www.bbc.co.uk and giggle like a giggly one

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:48 (nine years ago) link

uh what was happening on the BBC homepage an hour ago?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:19 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:21 (nine years ago) link

ah. up to the minute as usual.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, any day now they're going to stop saying "haitch tea tea pee colon forward slash forward slash" before they tell someone a website address.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 18:43 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

right, am going into broadcasting house.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:27 (nine years ago) link

Er, why?

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:56 (nine years ago) link

Back in one day, in love with the liberal cunts all over again...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 20:44 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mark Thompson: I enjoy crack rock and trolling

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:00 (nine years ago) link

"Kelvin MacKenzie said he should be able to host a debate about immigration or Britain pulling out of Europe without having to present a countervailing point of view."

Yeah I bet.

like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:07 (nine years ago) link

lol in what sense do you have a debate without a countervailing point of view yeah i know it's MacKenzie ignore him or shoot him in the balls

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:08 (nine years ago) link

Debate:

"I say deport the lot of them" "No, no, we must shoot them all"

emil.y, Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:15 (nine years ago) link

"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
"And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:25 (nine years ago) link

like, who/what in the hell is mark thompson fucking in the photographs with which murdoch is clearly blackmailing him?

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:28 (nine years ago) link

got no problem with dropping the pretence of impartiality in news broadcasting btw, it's just that Thompson and everybody involved in News International and their families and friends are cunts

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:30 (nine years ago) link

isn't there already a channel like fox news in the UK, ie sky news? only know it from kay burley bullshiteness, tho, never really watched it, and heard its coverage of the protests/riots was more Fair And Balanced than the beeb's.

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:34 (nine years ago) link

and that fat ugly dude who blew his stack at alastair campbell during the general election.

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:35 (nine years ago) link

that was Gordon Brown iirc

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:36 (nine years ago) link

i believe GB blew his load, not his stack

this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:38 (nine years ago) link

thompson didn't actually say "like fox news" right?

modrić in paradise (blueski), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:58 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

this 'justice' season is bobbins really isn't it

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:47 (nine years ago) link

Trailer certainly was, hence not watching it.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:50 (nine years ago) link

screening undergrad seminars is really scraping the barrel

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

All BBC websites are down just now, is this a sign of something truly terrifying?

o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:38 (nine years ago) link

iPlayer 2 launch

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:53 (nine years ago) link

its been down for ages. I asked a bbc employee
A Question for Ronan?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 23:00 (nine years ago) link

oh no, where will i get my news about america now

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 00:58 (nine years ago) link

i'm on the today programme at 0810 on this morning talking about ireland, in a non professional capacity. fyilxorz.

Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:35 (nine years ago) link

oh no, where will i get my news about america now

http://www.tmz.com/

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:38 (nine years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9451000/9451025.stm

i'm on this 2 mins in

Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:21 (nine years ago) link

You're an official "young person"!

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:28 (nine years ago) link

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Person

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:32 (nine years ago) link

I thought I recognized your voice at the time but wasn't certain until John Humphries thanked you at the end.

DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:34 (nine years ago) link

one week out of the bbc and i can be a contributor...was quite cool meeting john humphries.

Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:34 (nine years ago) link

my friend M4rk was on the Today programme this morning as well! clearly it is the official Young People day today.

c sharp major, Friday, 8 April 2011 09:13 (nine years ago) link

Well done Young Ronan! :-)

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:28 (nine years ago) link

"you've been called a 'man of oats'.. however you are also called 'ronan'. which is it?"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:36 (nine years ago) link


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