Dave Chappelle - "Killin' 'Em Softly"

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I LIKE "Turn My Headphones Up." That shit made me shoot Maker's Mark out of my nose. Am I truly alone?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

You are not alone I am here with you!

kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

The "turn my headphones up" sketch coupled with the Make-a-Wish foundation sketch that came after it had me splitting up for hours.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

There is a site my friend told me about that is for white trash people, and they totally diss dave.

kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

you're in luck, kitty; you've found it.

Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

dont make me break my foot off in yo ass fishy boy.

kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

you've already done more than enough in quoting Artie Lange

Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

That is my momma's quote she said that to me every sunday before church!

kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

Paul Mooney's doing a version of "People's Court". How bad do I want to give somebody a reason to take me to small claims now?

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

Okay i'll take you to court for being a dork!

kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

that's 'dweeb', madam. I'm taking you in for slander/libel/I didn't get into journalism school

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

sorry love i dont do the court thing.

kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

he's on tour

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

so the random guy who does the robot dance in every other episode is the funniest thing ever, bitch

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 11 April 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago) link

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WTF?

oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago) link

A big chunk of Chappelle's audience is white college-students and teens, why would that list of bands shock you?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:56 (twenty years ago) link

I think that list is quite different from the list of musical guests that have been on his show.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

The musical guests aren't who his Comedy Central audience would choose, either. (except maybe Kanye? - I wanted to slap him for wearing a backpack to perform)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

Amazon recommended lady bug slippers to me when I bought David Cross' "Shut Up You Fucking Baby."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
important question: is the Rick James sketch in season 1?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

season two, fifth ep.
http://www.tvtome.com/ChappellesShow/season2.html

teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i saw this show the other night (chappelle's show, or whatever) and found it strained and mostly unfunny. no idea why people like this guy, unless he's selling himself seriously short with his show.

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 31 May 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

What is funny to you?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

how am i supposed to answer that question?

lots of things.

all of the humor on the show i saw was predicated on the whole "black people/white people" thing. i know chappelle is working with an unusual degree of self-consciousness when he does these kind of jokes, but that doesn't make them any deeper or funnier, in fact it makes them infinitely worse. the show seems to carry little conviction.

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe this is a canadian people/american people thing.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Am. is American though, isn't he?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I think your mistake is looking for deepness of conviction. Chappelle's funniest stuff are built around one-liners - cocaine is a helluva drug, I'm rich biatch!, etc.

My favorite skit from both seasons is the "Samuel L Jackson Beer" (instead of Sam Adams)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

haha because samuel l. jackson will "fuck you up, motherfucker!" or whatever. yeah, laff riot.

i'm american.

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

p.s. humor without conviction is lame humor.

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a bunch of conviction on the good sketches (see: "Trading Spouses", "Mad Real World", "Racial Draft", etc etc). The show is really spotty, though. There are, like, 3 sketches an episode and usually only one of them is great.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe i just saw a bad episode. i'm totally willing to believe that he has done better.

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The show took a little while to grow on me, but the mediocre stuff is definitely worth sifting through.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, but this particular kind of mediocre is really a turn-off for me. someone will have to suggest to me a skit or something that is really good, that i can seek out.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The Niggar Family
Black Bush
Negrodamus, then The Wayne Brady show
Popcopy

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I really don't like Popcopy.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really think any of those are hwat Amatuerist is looking for (Wayne Brady and Niggar Family are great, though). The three I listed above are probably better examples of commitment and character work.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...
I'll add my appreciation for:
Jury Duty ("That's my Robert, always peeing on people.", "Nicole Simpson can't rap!")
Making the Band ("I only drink the finest breastmilks.")

Marmot 4-Tay: what those guyz make music 4. (marmotwolof), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

doing standup in London
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788157

milo z, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

WE MISS U DAVE

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:49 (sixteen years ago) link

"Nicole Simpson can't rap!" might be the funniest moment of the whole series, for my money.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 9 November 2007 06:26 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Chappelle once again appeared on Inside the Actor's Studio and in celebration of the shows 200th episode, he humorously interviewed the show's usual host, James Lipton. The episode aired on November 10, 2008 and Chappelle is scheduled to appear again on Inside the Actor's Studio for April 26th 2009.[24]

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Chappelle has stated that he is an avid World of Warcraft player.[29]

kingfish, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Chappelle has stated that he is an avid World of Warcraft player.[29]

^^ I believe this.

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 27 February 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

and of course the article has comments

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/06/29/news_6128319.html

Dave Chappelle loves World of Warcraft

* By Tor Thorsen, GameSpot
* Posted Jun 29, 2005 8:38 am PT

After indefinitely abandoning work on his hit Chappelle's Show, comedian Dave Chappelle absconded to South Africa to escape the fallout. Since returning to the US, he has made several unannounced appearances at Los Angeles comedy clubs, and this week played two little-publicized shows at the Punchline in San Francisco.

At his San Francisco gigs, Chappelle revealed he has also been getting away to a place farther off than Johannesburg--Azeroth, no less. Attendees to Chappelle's Tuesday night show said the comedian voiced his love of a certain popular MMORPG from Blizzard Entertainment.

"You know what I've been playing a lot of?" the comedian reportedly asked the crowd. "World of Warcraft!" When a few cheers broke out, he reportedly responded, "I knew I had some geek brothers and sisters up in here!" Chappelle also was said to have expressed his amusement seeing WoW characters with names referring to his most famous sketches, including a rogue with a name inspired by the famous "I'm Rick James, B****" sketch.

Chappelle is a long-standing and vocal fan of games. Most famously, he did a Grand Theft Auto parody on his highly rated (and now in limbo) sketch series, the second season of which has shattered sales records on DVD. He also reportedly turned down a major role in GTA: San Andreas, although his Chappelle's Show costar Charlie Murphy voiced a San Fierro pimp in the game.

kingfish, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i miss this dude, but i'm glad he ditched the show before it got lame. seemed pretty clear to me he was running out of ideas toward the end of S2 and i felt S3 was pretty weak.

fwiw (rockapads), Friday, 27 February 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I have had bits from KMS going through my head all week. My favorites are the weed selling baby, his predisposition to liking chicken and the thing about Oscar the grouch. Oh forget it - I love it all.

I actually saw him once in a v small club in NYC in the late 90s where I was one of about 20 people in the audience. He was so fucked he could hardly stand up but somehow still managed to be hilarious.

Will watch tonight and probably return to quote more.

Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

weed selling baby

my wife and I quote/cite this all the time

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

ME TOO.

All of it is funny even where he brings it back during the thong contest bit.

"Is that . . . is that a baby?" "I snuck in the club!" etc.

Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh I need to listen to this again. It's been far too long.

The bit about Clinton being so famous that someone who sucked his dick became famous too...

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"hey suck my dick...there's a future in it!"

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

"Surprise motherfuckers! You didn't think I knew about grape juice."

Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Friday, 15 May 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link


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