A Farewell to Beige, Cream and Off-White Jackets: The Official Cape of Good Hope 2009/10 Cricket Season Thread

alas there were no fireworks or flames being shot in the air for that

lol @ NSFW this season btw

fireworks were a delight at the game in melbs, was like a night at the casino

btw ur 3 down before lunch against pakistan - don't fancy yr chances of winning by any more than innings + 50

fireball squirter things, that is (xp)

also here is a croosh name change

also I believe that jabba was most disappointed that he couldn't get any KFC at the stadium during a KFC BIG BASH

need to get the authorities onto that 'un

oh does Pakistan still have a Test side?

lol i made much merriment that while i was in the mood for the dirty bird after being bombarded with advertising for it, all i could get was the strips and chips combo from

wait for it

RED ROOSTER

omg

wtf

lol

still some RED ROOSTER would be quite the treat, jabba had to settle for a microwaved hot dog and chips

it was fairly tasty i must say

haven't had RED ROOSTER for aaaaaages, which is a shame

never had red rooster omgwtf

hot dog was very disappointing. chips unexpectedly satisfying.

here's how you can simulate the red rooster "experience" with simple household items (make sure to ask your parents' permission!):

a) fry some chicken
now boil it

b) fry some chips
now piss on them

c) whack those in the flimsiest cardboard box you can find, JOB DONE

cynical at best

not all of us are dining on fusion cooking in surry hills

WHITEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

TEN EXCITING ONE-DAYERS COMIN' 'YA WAY (oh and three of those twenty20 deals)

Considering going to watch some of this shitt./

They might have finally found a way for me to stop watching cricket and that is the proposal of John Howard: ICC President.

I can take match fixing and Zimbabwe but this is a bridge too far!!

Tony Greig has just said "twittering" one too many times for my liking.

666 - the number of Cameron White.

I don't like how "Pup" fields without a cap - that kind of shit needs to be stamped out and banned from the game.

I don't think we'll see Peter Siddle at The Ivy tonight btw.

As an aside, I just saw that my subtle vandalism of the Wikipedia entry for Red Rooster is still up there!

The Karachi Globetrotters are down for 4/32 - this could be an early night!

well that was the least exciting ODI series so far this year

Ryan "The Joker" Harris - where did these mad bowling skillz come from?

swear to christ brayshaw is the worst cricket commentator i've ever heard. not everything's a fucken sportsman's night u tool!!

Come on, it's a dead rubber in Perth. It's slightly better than having to hear Tubbs and Heals yalk crap.

That said, Brayshaw was far too descriptive when discussing Cameron White's "soft" hands.

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loooool

Afridi somehow makes life interesting despite a 5-0 whitewash.

mate i just tackled a bloke at the cricket

its cool bro he wasn't aussie

A Special Commonwealth Bank Series Edition of Up-The-Arse Corner:

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Twenty20 at the 'G! With special guest commentator Shane Warne!

GO HUSS LOOK AT THAT ONE GO

he's gonna have a bit of a job here, mind you

tait going @ 160 here, jesus f'n christ

3/13, fucken love tait

hahahahaha! oh, poor pakistan, effigies will be burned back home tonight!!

Sorry, LJ - wherever you are!

It's raining and Nine have exhausted their emergency stockpile of Two and a Half Men episodes - so here's a Australia vs England T20 match from '07?

This is the worst summer of Cricket...ever!

Not even David Warner's 50 off 18 balls could save this summer.

And thus endeth the boredom.

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ya gotta lol @ the Clarke/Bingle situation

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/ring-of-fear-frantic-call-to-plumbers-in-the-night-20100313-q532.html

kinda lol but mostly...LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL