Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not?

"news is dicks."

anyone else watching her show this season? i think my favorite thing was a week or two ago when jay and laura spent all of their time alone dancing wildly.

the only thing i like about the show is that it's set in valley village -- i always pass the valley village station on the orange line on the way to my bf's place in sherman oaks, and it makes me smile.

and sherman oaks makes me think of it's garry shandling's show!

Could the Vatican solve world hunger by liquidating it's assets?

Sarah Silverman: Jimmy Kimmel Never Called Me Pretty

megalolz @last episode's Altered States homage

I would just like to pop onto this thread to express my disappointment with her twitter quips.

that is all.

i'd rather look at her than listen to her.
that is all i have to say on the matter x

For some reason assumedly having to do with Google's algorithm, if you do a gis of me, several of the pictures are things I posted on this thread. The internet loves a hot chick.

Kaleidoscope Funk Network lolz

apparently she thought Inglo*****s Bast*rds was great Jewish propaganda, so obv a pinhead after all.

and to think, she used to post here, before we forced her out

I wonder if there is a way Morbius can fit his hatred for QT into every thread on the board.

Seriously, I'm almost starting to admire his level of dedication to this cause. Almost.

someday I'm gonna meet Quentin T. and I'm gonna say "I know this guy who totally hates you, you gotta have a character called 'Morbius' in your next movie & you gotta make the movie suck even worse than usual" and he's totally gonna say "I will do it because you are cool" and when the movie comes out we will totally have a thread about it

gonna be a great day

can you also tell QT to make the character a yankees fan?

Yes we can!

Nicely played sir.

I like his earlier, funny movies; maybe he should make one with Sarah Silverman

i would 'make one' with sarah silverman

Terrible euphemism.

Is Comedy Central trying to kill her show now? It's on at midnight with maybe one re-run on Sunday night.

HOLYOMG teh robot just winked ath e fbi guy before he exploded a dozen detonators. This is the craziest funnies thing I've ever seen! Mostly a non-Sarah show tonight but her appearances were hilariest LOLz Yes and yes.

LOL The train LOL Bright Eyes

haha wtf this is on Thursdays at midnight now?!?

Breve episode was next level

(altho blackface = um never advisable, Sarah)

Even before The Sarah Silverman Program came back from the interminable break between seasons two and three, the writing was on the wall: Comedy Central reportedly balked at the show’s expense (and the cast’s supposed desire for more money), and only through a partnership with the Logo network was the show’s third season funded. When it finally returned in early February, Comedy Central moved it to the late-night graveyard a month later, airing after Colbert and without the usual regimen of reruns the network gives its original programming.

So the message couldn’t have been clearer: This is it for The Sarah Silverman Program.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/wowschwitz,40191/

They really seem to be going out with a bang, turning up the weirdness levels and hitting you with non-stop jokes. Thursdays at midnight, I'll definitely be there....

:(
This has become my favorite show this season.

um the last episode was last night dude

(xp)

I haven't seen it but ... "Wowschwitz!" how could it not be funny

Nazis are comedy gold

Didn't Have Abortion, Only A Burrito

uh, news you can use??

Rabbi writes offensive and patronizing letter to Sarah Silverman, Sarah Silverman's dad tells rabbi to go fuck himself:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/rabbi-letter-sarah-silverman_n_1968287.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OeSh-m39D8

new HBO special is v funny

Her descriptions of the 3 r'n'b American Music Award nominees (Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake, Rihana)

The soul and R&B award was presented by comedian Sarah Silverman, who joked that Rihanna, a woman of color, was going up against "a white guy from 'The Mickey Mouse Club' (Timberlake) and the son of the dad from 'Growing Pains' (Robin Thicke)." When Timberlake accepted the award, he joked back that it was the "first time I've ever been racially profiled by a white woman."

Saw a little of her most recent special last night. While it wasn't great overall, she made a pretty good non-funny point that hit me as a dad -- basically, that telling a girl "You can be anything you want when you grow up," is a little like telling someone "Don't worry, I'm not going to read your diary while you're in the shower."

Watched "I Smile Back" last night. It is not a good movie, but she is pretty good in it.

I thought it was pretty good for the two-thirds of the film where she wasn't drugging or drinking. I even thought at one point (not knowing the novel) that it was going to accomplish the miraculous--not have the mandatory relapse, where the rule seems to be the more brutal the more authentic. So of course that's where it headed, and immediately after probably the best sequence in the film, her son's recital. I don't know what the point of this checklist is. We've seen it in every addiction movie ever, and the scene with the Springsteen guy was especially ugly.

The performances were fine--liked the husband too.

https://www.facebook.com/SarahSilverman/posts/1160269914023100

Hi. This is me telling everyone in my life at once why I haven't been around. This will not interest everyone so feel free to disregard.
I was in the ICU all of last week and I am insanely lucky to be alive. Don't even know why I went to the doctor, it was just a sore throat. But I had a freak case of epiglottitis.
I owe my life to Dr. Shawn Nasseri, Dr. Robert Naruse, Dr. Rob Huizenga, every nurse, and every technician & orderly at Cedars who's punch-the-clock jobs happen to save human lives on the regular.
There's something that happens when three people you're so close to die within a year and then YOU almost die but don't. (That was me. I'm the one that didn't die.) It's a strange dichotomy between, "Why me?" and the other, "Why me?"
They couldn't put me fully to sleep for the recovery process because my blood pressure's too low. I was drugged just enough to not feel the pain and have no idea what was happening or where I was. They had to have my hands restrained to keep me from pulling out my breathing tube. My friend Stephanie said I kept writing "was I in an accident?"
When I woke up 5 days later I didn't remember anything. I thanked everyone at the ICU for my life, went home, and then slowly as the opiates faded away, remembered the trauma of the surgery & spent the first two days home kind of free-falling from the meds / lack of meds and the paralyzing realization that nothing matters. Luckily that was followed by the motivating revelation that nothing matters.
I'm so moved by my real-life hero, Michael, and amazing Sissies (blood & otherwise) & friendos, who all coordinated so that there wasn't a moment I was alone. It makes me cry. Which hurts my throat. So stop.
Anyway there are some funny stories too.
I couldn't speak for a while and I don't remember a lot of my "lucid" time, but Amy (the Zvi) told me I stopped a nurse - like it was an emergency - furiously wrote down a note and gave it to her. When she looked at it, it just said, "Do you live with your mother?" next to a drawing of a penis.
Also, when I first woke up and the breathing tube came out, I still couldn't talk and they gave me a board of letters to communicate. My loved ones stood there, so curious what was going to be the first thing I had to say. They followed my finger, rapt, as I pointed from letter to letter until I finally spelled out, "Did you see 'Hello My Name is Doris.'"

I love you all. Your friend,
Sarah

Wow.

shes sort of hot. and sometimes admittedly funny. but i have next to no interest or care in her health and wellbeing. in fact i have an interest in the opposite.

Oh nice. Thanks for dropping by.

that wasnt a dig at you, more just that i dont really consider her to be an esp 'good' or 'nice' person. she doesnt have to be of course but doesnt mean i have to like her either.

eat a dick

I had a freak sore throat situation last year and thought I was going to die. (Doctors didnt think so... It was mostly my paranoia bc they couldnt find an effective treatment for a few months). Relate to Ms Silverman's experience here.

"eat a dick"

aww

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I did as well.