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you can only make love in a Hillman Imp while wearing platform shoes?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

11. Retrosexual.

Does that mean buttsex?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

12. guestimate

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

too late, mate.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

13. Imagineering

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Burgerpipe

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

14. Deskimo

Someone who spends all day at work listening to Wiley?

(gets coat)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

15. Radioat

A healthy little nugget overheard on your FM.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

16. wanchored - when someone wanks for so long he's anchored to the spot

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Deskimo: someone who knows 500 words for paper.

― Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

this is all bit like a Smirnoff Ice (b)advert of course

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

4. Trillboard

A series of billboard ads that come in three stages - see recent Channel 4 'Black Friday' campaign or the new Selfridges Sale campaign around town

I'm not familiar with the examples, but isn't this just Burmashave billboards?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

17) Cunnabangfuckery

The height of sexual shenanigans.

― Dale the Panopticalist (cprek), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

18) Funcanny

Amusing little concidences for those who don't believe in the concept of the uncanny.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

19) Funderstanding

The product of edutainment.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

20) Funbelievable

Not really impossible to believe, but totally awesome.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

21) posifuckinglutely

"without question" but to the next level

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

22) Funderwear

"cartoon summer panties"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

23) Funcle

A family friend who's great but isn't actually related to you.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

24) Craptastic

not good

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

25) Hyperdirection

anytime a film director says "hey! look at me!" at no value to the storyline or filmic experience (i.e. speed randomly slowing down and speeding up)

26) shitacular

see craptastic

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

27) Fundead

The genre of comedy zombie films (cf. zomcom)

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

28) pooriffic

figure it out

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

29) Funbilicle Cord

The umbicle cord, when used in play.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

twins can do double-dutch!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

30) Menta-List

falsely assigning numbers to things in a lame attempt to present the image of order

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

31) Funsafe

Dangerous, as of Jackass-type activities.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

32) Funderneath

the bumhole

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

33. splatstick.
34. p-crunk.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

35) Deodor-Eater
Insoles you put in your shirt

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

36) Funderestimate

To suggest a ridiculously low figure when one is asked to guess the cost of a bargain purchase a friend has made.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

37) Mustafarians

Queasily scented rastas.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

38) Dustafarians
Jamaicans who live under your bed.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

39) Bustafarians

Undercover Police Posing As Rastas

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

40) Crustafarians

Bakery Unions for Rastas

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

41) Adjustafarians
Jamaican Insurance Brokers

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

41) Bustedfarians

Undercover police posing as members of Busted.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

42) Pustafarians

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Rastas with severe acne.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

44) Combustafarians

Dudes with dreadlocks who misunderstand the term "spark up"

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

44) Yard-E's
ecstasy pills that come free with guns, crack, sensational tabloid headlines, and outraged speeches from radio DJs and MPs and are coated in the colours of the jamaican flag.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

45) Combineharvestafarians

Annoying crusties who retire to the countryside to get away from the rasta race and be at one with nature but end up using modern farm machinery because they haven't got a clue how to use a sythe properly.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

46) Roof-Ease
Pills that make you forget you got up there.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

> there's also a column for these in the observer on sundays and they are uniformly bad.

the last two were:
Grandfars - distant grandparents
Sea-Snide - being grumpy on the beach

i told you they were bad.

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Barse - The space between your balls & your arse.

― mzui, Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh come on, that's just a Profanisaurus 'entry'. Must try harder.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Kerryneum - the space between the Democratic Presidential candidate's balls and his arse.

Gradvert - adverts aimed at students getting them to think about the products they'll be buying once they finish college.

E.g.On my first day at uni, I walked into my room to discover lots of leaflets under my door, one of which was an advert for Endsleigh insurance featuring a picture of a pair of jeans and a pair of posh trousers with the slogan "We can still insure you when you swap yr jeans for Yves St Laurent".

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Phunkers - fomer punk rockers turned Phish fans.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Pimpossible - describing a 1995 Hyundai Accent

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Malabusted - being in a boyband but not really fitting in

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:51 (nineteen years ago) link

buttsted - being in a boyfriend but not really fitting in

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Precifrustration = what I am feeling now given that it has been raining for 24 hours non-stop, grrr.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Crapitalism: The free exchange of poops without government interference.

― Huck, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish people would use Manybody more.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

pitchfwhork

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Textumble. Falling over cause you're walking and texting at the same time.

I remember hearing a guy doing a talk about being an 'imagineer' I wanted to stab that fucker, he was wearing a donald duck tie.

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

textfumble = Falling over cause you're wanking and texting at the same time

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Maxterbation - extreme wanking!

― Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

did yoy mean walking mark?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

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