LOL at Rush Limbaugh

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yeah, didn't she dump his ass a while back?

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I heard they were split up, no idea who did the dumping. "I am NOT going on the air to report on my ex's Viagra bust. Call it a sick day or whatever, kthxbye."

I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

three months pass...
The wit and wisdom:

Now, is that not the answer you were looking for? You look stunned in there. What were you getting at with the difference between a blogger and a columnist? (interruption) Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. No.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'm surprised nobody made the "he took one and now he's 9 feet tall" joke on this thread yet

nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'm going to tell you the blog postings that I regularly read in my RSS reader. I've communicated with many of the people who run them. They're fabulous people, starting with National Review Online, then Hugh Hewitt and his Townhall blog, Captain Ed, Ed Morrissey at Captain's Quarters. The three lawyers at Power Line. These are resources that I have added to everything else that I use for show prep which makes show prep an ongoing, never ending thing. Red State is another site.(I hope I don't forget anybody.) Little Green Footballs. I don't want to leave any out. A.J. Strata, Strata-Sphere. I don't want to leave anybody out here. The American Spectator. You here me talking about these. I'm referring to two days' worth of posts on this one site.
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I knew I was going to do it. I left out some blogger names that I routinely read. One of them is Michelle Malkin, and she's just fabulous and extremely valuable. The American Thinker, which I cite and quote on this program constantly, and Debbie Schlussel-- and I'm sure there are more.

and he doesn't know who instapundit is?? what a liar.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

he's a big fat idiot

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I also doubt his claim that he's "played a lot of competitive sports." He's a fattey with a diet pill addiction!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:11 (twelve years ago) Permalink

dude right wing bloggers are not fabulous

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

he's referring to golf shakey

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

lol at dudes shooting trout in a cracker barrel with a .12-gauge

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

or a 12-gauge, even

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

michelle malkin... extremely fabulous and valuable to stand-up comics everywhere

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

This is like that ODB song where he can't stop giving shout-outs to people. I was expecting him to start thanking all the bloggers in the submarines.

clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 20 October 2006 01:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

I will say I like it when folks deconstruct things and show the mechanics of non-mechanical processes

kingfish, Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

What is the deal with the mannequin (at least I really hope that's a mannequin) on the right?

the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

LOL @ the impression at the end of that video

a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 24 January 2009 21:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Rush Limbaugh too stupid to use a computer, or at least, search a PDF:

LIMBAUGH: In addition, they have reformatted the bill -- they've made it a PDF file when they posted it. Now, for those of you that don't use computers, basically what that means is that it cannot be keyword searched. A PDF file is essentially a picture of a page. And, so, you can read every page, but you cannot keyword search it. It's not a text file as legislation normally is as posted on these public websites. They don't want anybody knowing what's in this; they want it happening as fast as possible so nobody can know what's in it.

PDF file in question.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200902130016

slacki (libcrypt), Monday, 16 February 2009 14:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

thanx to the washingtonian: batshit crazy ol' pat robertson thinks limbaugh is out of line for wishing that president obama fails:

Robertson told U.S. News that he wants to give President Obama "the benefit of every doubt, and I definitely hope he succeeds." Dan Gilgoff followed up, asking, "So, you don't subscribe to Rush Limbaugh's 'I hope he fails' school of thought?" Robertson responded:

"That was a terrible thing to say. I mean, he's the president of all the country. If he succeeds, the country succeeds. And if he doesn't, it hurts us all. Anybody who would pull against our president is not exactly thinking rationally."

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

lol @ rush thinking a pdf is a jpg

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

olbermann had a hilarious rant about that last night

big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

It's not like I expect 58-yr-olds to be the savviest computer users, but thinking it's rant-worthy is really extra dense.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

maybe we could revive the ebonics movement just to publish legislation in urban dialect and make his chubby heart palpitate

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

anti-christmas legislation

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

(Starts @ about 2:00)

I usually hate Olbermann's voices, but his Limbaugh is pretty funny. He's been practicing.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

Rush Limbaugh completely OTM in that clip above, especially in regard to callers. You wouldn't believe how many hosts who will be on a pretty coherent train of thought that will immediately throw on the brakes and bring their show to a grinding halt because they see a phone call coming in on the control room screen.

"Hello, caller? Hello? Did they hang -- Caller? Thought they were there again for a moment. Oh, well. 800-345-TALK if you're still out there somewhere. Now where was I? Oh, yes, the effect the stimulus package will have on St. Louis' economy..."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

From a Media Matters for America search of "false" in the Recovery_Bill_Div_B.pdf -- Division B of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 -- in Adobe Reader:

looool

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

Rush Limbaugh completely OTM in that clip above

I;d never clain he's not a consummate professional at shit shovelling

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

Honestly, one you accept that he's a sack of manure stuffed in a suit, Rush is kind of fun to listen to. O'Reilly, same thing.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

There was really good piece on Rush in the NYT Sunday mag a few months ago, I think. He makes no bones whatsoever about being non-ideological, in that he's 100% in it for the money.

slacki (libcrypt), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

He also likes France!

slacki (libcrypt), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

I sincerely doubt Olbermann is a differenter, more specialer kind of soul.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

Rush is just a doofus. Most right-wingers who listen to him (who i've encountered) are aware that he's an entertainer first and foremost.

but Hannity, O'Reilly and that shitstain Beck are on what is consider "the news" by lots of people, and that's, you know, fucked up.

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

rush, i have to admit, is very talented at radio. it's tough to fill up 4 hours of airtime a day. the writer of that profile didn't have anything to say about limbaugh pushing information on air that is just factually incorrect, which does a disservice to his own listeners, not to mention the general discourse in this country..

here sharky shark (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

The writer of the profile was also a right winger.

Rush is just a doofus. Most right-wingers who listen to him (who i've encountered) are aware that he's an entertainer first and foremost.

Not the ones I know!

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

Mom takes him very seriously.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

hannity/o'reilly/beck.. yeah. depressing that so much of cable news is just opinion shows presented as news, that play fast and loose with the facts & fill up airtime with guests who are still playing 'crossfire'

here sharky shark (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah the writer of the profile thinks the 'liberal media' just doesn't appreciate el rushbo.

here sharky shark (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

My dad and I don't talk about Rush. Verboten. Too sensitive a topic. He has a (old overinflated white) man crush.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

oh sure, not saying that he doesn't help shape discourse (both on the right & the left), sadly...

xxxpost

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Great choice of wall color.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Is that your dad, kenan?

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Yes.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

Rush is just a doofus. Most right-wingers who listen to him (who i've encountered) are aware that he's an entertainer first and foremost.

Uh, given what happened to that Congressbro who said something bad about Rush and then had to go begging forgiveness, I find this hard to believe.

Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

rush is mock-heroic and grandiose and all, and while i'm sure he has a high opinion of himself i don't think he buys into his spiel even as he expects his audience to do so. o'reilly/olberman/hannity/savage do a lot of bullshit riffing too but i hear them as being more 'into it'. rush would be most like ann coulter in that respect, in my opinion, though her persona is more spiteful than self-aggrandizing.

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

(((Actually my dad has unkempt silver hair and a big bushy silver mustache. And apart from that, looks exactly like me.)))

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

Hannity, Beck, Schnitt, et al are "serious" because they rarely joke! Meanwhile the Rush listeners I know consider him an entertaining soothsayer.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh man try and find one pundit that has an audience who doesn't believe what they're saying most of the time (except for maybe the Comedy Central parody ones, and even then...). Peeps take them really seriously & it's amazing how influential their opinions are on most of their audience.

Also I can't get listening to these dudes for the lols. I'm getting tired of even Keitho and stuff, I just can't handle the smug.

i'm shy (Abbott), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

it's amazing who you can fool with a colon puppet & a microphone

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:15 (four years ago) Permalink

i think they just prop up a potato sack on one of those cans of caramel corn

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:18 (four years ago) Permalink

As his bouts of tastelessness go, that's pretty mild (no yelling, at least). I'm guessing he's holding back for fear that even his own audience would push back--I'm sure Williams' appeal covered the political spectrum.

clemenza, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:35 (four years ago) Permalink

Compared to the Michael J. Fox thing a few years ago, this is definitely mild.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:02 (four years ago) Permalink

Still, Limbaugh's death will (and should be) a celebration.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:02 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah but being able to rant about Limbaugh is like, the surnrise, or eggs for breakfast. it's part of life's rich tapestry LET ME HAVE THIS

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:03 (four years ago) Permalink

a world without Limbaugh > being able to rant about him

You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 August 2014 00:55 (four years ago) Permalink

true

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:22 (four years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

yeah this has popped up on my Facebook a number of times recently. Still waiting...

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:42 (four years ago) Permalink

Sex tourism in Costa Rica has been a consequence of the rapid growth of international tourism in the country, and the country is being promoted as a popular destination for sex tourism.

You and your damn elves, I'm sick of it! (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:43 (four years ago) Permalink

I was hoping for something a bit more lolworthy than his just saying more stupid shit on the air. Like cutting off the last joint on his pinkie finger in a bagel-related accident while loaded on prescription narcotics. He says stupid shit every day.

Aimless, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:46 (four years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

wow, amazing...

curmudgeon, Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:22 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

sure...i mean it went so well last time

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 02:04 (one year ago) Permalink

They've photoshopped his belly in that pic right?

Cyndi Larper (stevie), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 09:26 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

the whole "small government" thing has never been true, why start now

adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:39 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

So we have a teacher barricaded in a classroom with no students. No children. No students anywhere around. And starts firing some shots. Barricaded in the classroom. And then here comes some cops and nab the guy is in custody and we got a breaking new stories: “Teacher in Custody After Georgia Police Respond to Report of Shots Fired.”

What are you thinking? When you heard me say this, folks, what were you thinking? What was running through your mind when you heard this? Come on. Be honest. Oh, of course this will be the argument we use for not arming teachers, but what if the whole thing’s a setup to create that very — what if the teacher is a radical leftist and does this to give the drive-bys a news story that they can then point to. “See, we can’t arm teachers.”

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:49 (one year ago) Permalink

mmm yes what if

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:32 (one year ago) Permalink

Then I would say that his plan worked

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:46 (one year ago) Permalink

six months pass...

well whew glad that's settled

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:26 (six months ago) Permalink

Damn I thought this was an RIP revive

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 00:37 (six months ago) Permalink

Soon enough.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:13 (six months ago) Permalink

Rush in Pee

Never mind the bollards (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:15 (six months ago) Permalink

I've been hearing about his bullshit since the mid '80s. couldn't be soon enough

Dan S, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:16 (six months ago) Permalink

i'm amused that whenever i hear one of him or his fellow Teabag goons on the radio, they hardly ever take calls, and it's always a worshipper on the line. This kind of radio used to thrive on screaming matches, not sermons and hosannas.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 06:10 (six months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

“Republicans just don’t do this kind of thing. Even though every event, like mass shootings, remember, every mass shooting there is, the Democrats in the media try to make everybody think right off the bat that some tea partier did it, or some talk radio fan did it, or some Fox News viewer did it. Turns out, it’s never, ever the case. Not one of these bombs went off.

“And if a Democrat operative’s purpose here is to make it look like, hey, you know, there are mobs everywhere, the mobs are not just Democrat mobs. I mean, look at this, you’ve got people here trying to harm CNN, and Obama, and Hillary and Bill Clinton, and Debbie blabbermouth Schultz. It just — it might serve a purpose here.”

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:07 (four months ago) Permalink

‘republicans don’t do these kinda things but rest assured, if we did, those bombs would go off, not like these democuck explosives’

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:22 (four months ago) Permalink

Every mass shooting there is, the Democrats in the media try to make everybody think some fuckwit with a gun did it. Turns out it's always, always the case.

Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:05 (four months ago) Permalink

it's remarkable how clean and unambiguous the projection is.

"every bombing, every shooting, the democrats want you to believe that it was a Republican. by the way, this bombing, it was a Democrat"

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:09 (four months ago) Permalink

don't worry, when the facts emerge about this, rush will definitely go on air and make a correction to what he said so that listeners of his show aren't confused

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:30 (four months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Gino from the Bronx laying into Rush, they should give the show to Gino!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXxSAgyhxAA

anvil, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 07:46 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

"Why should he go into a chamber run by lunatics who have an irrational hatred for him?"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:10 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

“Wait until it is discovered that homosexuality is genetic, and wait until prospective parents could be told that their child might be gay at birth. You know who’s going to do the fastest 180 from pro-choice to pro-life? The entire homosexual community is going to become pro-life overnight. I’m just telling you, you start cheapening life this way, and then you cheapen it even further by claiming a baby isn’t even a person, a baby is not a human being, then, folks, you’re next.

“We’re all next, depending on how much power they get, and the basis on which they determine who gets to live and who doesn’t. And what if down the road, a bunch of liberals decide, you know, rather than have to put up with a bunch of opposition, a bunch of conservatives, let’s just wipe them out. You think that will never happen. It can happen.”

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:29 (one month ago) Permalink

makes u think

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 January 2019 21:10 (one month ago) Permalink


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