an interesting rikki lake time

Sorry bitch. I'd like ta help, but see there's some cream buns sittin' here on my table, and they're gonna take up some of my time.
Infact, I'm so damn rich, I might just order out for some more!
I'm afraid you're gonna just have ta wait a while, cos my fat ass ain't gonna be moving anytime soon.
Why don't you take up stripping? I've heard that's a good way to meet men, though if you do meet yo brother that could be nasty.
But's another show altogether! Anyway i'm getting the hunger cramps now, so quit whinin' and go and buy some of my dvds. I don't do this shit for free ya know! Later bitch.

Yours with love

Rikki xxxxxxx

I'm Rikki Lake, yes the real Rikki Lake
All you other Rikki Lakes are just fucking fakes
So won't the real Rikki Lake please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?