Shaquille O'Neal - C or D?

good to see some (hoops) love, like most laker fans I still pulled for him when he left and it's sad to see him breaking down these days. I remember his singles as pleasantly average, without really remembering them too well at all.

What the fuck is a tallum? You sure you got that lyric right, BoJaxOD?

Oh yes, it's right. He was actually rhyming it with "Basketballums".

I'm not even kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKTLLb80Ns

great beat

how the hell did a ghostwriter greenlight this

https://youtu.be/EoZoaYOVcn0?t=1m46s

Once again, it's time to get braggadocious
The tall human being, that's right, Shaq-a-tocious
Check out my lyrical slam, slam
Watch me flim-flam-flam
My refractor click-clacks
I biggity-bish the bam-bam
Punk be sleepin' on my skills
Magic pay me mils and my bills
Now I should move to Beverly Hills (uh-oh)
Naw, I'm jokin'
Backboards are broken
I grab the cord to the mic and start chokin'
Like I can't breathe, runnin' out of breath
I dribble the microphone between my legs, right to left

HALLO?

Hello

HALLO?

Hello

LET ME SPEAK TO DEF JEF

Who's calling?

I'M NOT TALKIN TO YOU, MUSTY UNDERARM ODOR BREATH

I saw Shaq in Atlanta this week--he was here to give out toys to kids, probably some other things too. He is literally the largest human I have ever seen. Pretty chill, too. Retirement seems to agree with him.