US POLITICS: AMERICANS, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW PRESIDENT... SCOTT BROWN!

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re: gbx's article, a friend took me on vacation with him and his parents. in the car, his dad driving, we were in back seat of the volvo, about 7th grade or so. some book that i was reading had the word "fellatio" in it. i pointed it out to my friend, who got a puzzled look- "what is that?" he said. i silently mimed it and he broke up laughing and immediately _yelled_ "HEY MA! WHAT'S FELLATIO?!?" i imagine i went white as a sheet, his mom replied, seemingly sincerely "i don't nicky, what is it?" i don't remember his non-response, or anything else, but... my point is you see what happens when youngsters have access to explicit dictionaries?! they could embarrass somebody.

u b ilxin' (Hunt3r), Monday, 25 January 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

spending freeze, what a crock of shit

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like obama is in full-on "the thick of it" desperate headline-grabbing bullshit mode

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"we need to announce a policy"

"like what?"

"i don't fucking know"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

This does have the whiff of 'young substitute teacher loses control of class full of meatheads'.

berwick obama (suzy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah feeling frustrated because one the whole reasons i supported the guy is cause i thought he was immune to this kind of bullshit

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link

btw morbs i can already guess your response to that post so u really dont have to bother

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"we need to announce a policy"

"like what?"

"i don't fucking know"

lol'd @ this

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

btw morbs i can already guess your response to that post so u really dont have to bother

this tho is bullshit, if you have been wrong about stuff you've been claiming on behalf of the admin then you should say "my bad" not "preemptively, fuck you"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i kind of read that more as a "my bad" post vs. a "fuck u" post

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah feeling frustrated because one the whole reasons i supported the guy is cause i thought he was immune to this kind of bullshit

― max, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:57 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ talking about morbs's response to this post which is 99% guaranteed to be on some high horse youre-so-naive shit

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I know max but be fair! you did think he was immune to this kind of bullshit - morbs takes a lot of fucking heat for saying shit like "if you think obama is immune to this kinda bullshit you're being naive about politics & politicians" - fair enuf he's a dick about it sometimes but if you tell me metallica sucks and I say no they're just a little lost right now and on their next album they're gonna prove to the world that they actually still rule, and then they release st anger AND THEN fucking death magnetic, well, at that point you're within your rights to say "dude. you were wrong about metallica and I was right. they suck now. admit that they suck and aren't going to get any better, barring a miracle"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Well no, the "aren't going to get any better" part is not set in stone.

in the name of the purple and gold (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

metallica will never make a decent record again

hangin my hat on that one

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

dammit now I have to like the next Metallica album just to spite you

in the name of the purple and gold (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ you having to like that horrible still-theoretical record

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The Album That Should Not Be

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I've actually heard an entire Metallica album since Master of Puppets.

in the name of the purple and gold (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Metallica were probably mad that Palin beat them to "Death Panel."

Chris L, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously, we need you ALL, not just Morbs, to address the very real threat of Liverpool FC fans

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

;_;

mage pit laceration (gbx), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

there's always victims, gbx- always

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"btw morbs i can already guess your response to that post so u really dont have to bother"

max, I'm *really* sorry you weren't right. I remember how I felt when I realized Tip O'Neill and Jimmy Carter were bullshitters.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Badmouthing Tip O'Neill? THAT'S A BRIDGE TOO FAR MY FRIEND

PISTOLS AT DAWN

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

lol Tip O'Neill.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

:-(

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

O'neill: one of the kickbacks of my job is Mad Professor sends me as many new pedals as I can fit into the signal chain. shit is like Pat Metheny on 'ludes in my basement man
Reagan: lol

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

also, just accept whatever rationalization Matt Armstrong comes up with for this and you'll be fine til the next betrayal. (I believe it's Nader's fault)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm still just barely holding out hope that something meaningful will get done regarding climate change. Are my hopes perhaps too audacious?

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

There'll be a climate change come November.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm still just barely holding out hope that something meaningful will get done regarding climate change. Are my hopes perhaps too audacious?

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 11:06 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"meaningful" action was a long shot before scott brown was elected president

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

one of my fave SCTV sketches was John Candy in "Tip O'Neill's 3D House of Representatives"

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Krugman: "Obama Liquidates Himself"

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/26/obama-liquidates-himself/

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

metallica will never make a decent record again

hangin my hat on that one

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:06 AM (1 hour ago)

the only thing greater than St. Anger are the Amazon reviews of St. Anger

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm still just barely holding out hope that something meaningful will get done regarding climate change. Are my hopes perhaps too audacious?

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 11:06 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think the answer to this one is contained in the fact that we use the term "climate change" to describe the warming cycle with which we are directly concerned

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

My mom can now deal with 'climate change' as a term and agree what's happening - her main objections to doing anything about global warming have to do with 'al gore is making millions here'. I suspect this is not unique.

gnothi sautée (suzy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Have you told her that's a pretty stupid objection when the consequence to keeping millions out of Gore's pockets is a dead Earth?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought AMerica was meant to be in favour of the pioneer spirit, entrepreneurship and the american dream; which is more or less how Al Gore and myself intent to make money from Global Warming.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

pioneer spirit & entrepreneurship is only good when it's republicans, otherwise it's base cynicism - did you miss the meeting or something

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL J0hn D. I did imply the pettiness of the position.

May be speaking to soon but one KIP of the Brown Administration seems to be: it's gone CRICKETS on the Palin media whoring front.

gnothi sautée (suzy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

press blackout prior to her album release iirc

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

there will be plenty next month when she speaks in front of the tea baggers

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

So is she on Fox already? I'm guessing not because there has been like nearly a week w/o hearing her say some dumb fucking thing or other that gets heard around the world.

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd concentrate on the people currently in power who are fucking you over, for now.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^ yes

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh this spending freeze is literally some McCain level bullshit. Obamas approval numbers are going to be in the shitter soon and its going to be because of a bunch of pissed off Dems.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Not the same situation obviously, but FDR's spending freeze in 1937 did not, er, help him.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I honestly thought I heard wrong this morning when I first found out about it, because it's so dumb. Like Sarah Palin dumb.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Was nice that we used all the non political time on this term fucking up the healthcare bill...

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link


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